bAv-R34: >posting Lauren covered in gore and vomiting blood while having your self-insert rut her from behind
Hey OP, you want to learn a really cool trick that all you dark n' edgy kids can do to be even cooler?
Go to the kitchen, and find the largest, sharpest fucking knife you can find. If it's one of those serrated meat-cutting knives, that's even better.
Now go to the chopping block where you chop yer veggies, and lay your drawing arm onto the board. If necessary, tape or tie your arm down to the cutting surface.
Then take the knife you have acquired and make a nice, clean incision at the wrist, taking care as to cut where there is the least bones.
Take your arm stump and promptly jam it into a bag of salt, if you buy salt in boxes, pour the salt directly onto the wound. Next, take the freshly disembodied hand and boil it, preparing it for soup. After thoroughly following the necessary steps to cook "chicken" soup, serve for yourself.
And presto, you have turned a waste of talent into a delicious meal.
Or, if all else fails, just follow good ol' Ainsley's simple little steps.
Silent_Witness: I sincerely hope that Mrs. Faust doesn't look at fanart. Because if she does, and she saw this, then I think I may actually have to personally send her an apology for having to see this.
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Hey OP, you want to learn a really cool trick that all you dark n' edgy kids can do to be even cooler?
Go to the kitchen, and find the largest, sharpest fucking knife you can find. If it's one of those serrated meat-cutting knives, that's even better.
Now go to the chopping block where you chop yer veggies, and lay your drawing arm onto the board. If necessary, tape or tie your arm down to the cutting surface.
Then take the knife you have acquired and make a nice, clean incision at the wrist, taking care as to cut where there is the least bones.
Take your arm stump and promptly jam it into a bag of salt, if you buy salt in boxes, pour the salt directly onto the wound. Next, take the freshly disembodied hand and boil it, preparing it for soup. After thoroughly following the necessary steps to cook "chicken" soup, serve for yourself.
And presto, you have turned a waste of talent into a delicious meal.
Or, if all else fails, just follow good ol' Ainsley's simple little steps.
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Hah...
Yeah, okay; Fuck off.
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Neither do I.
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You obviously never deserve to get laid again.
and?
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