Anonymous2: Next episode, Scrooge McDuck turns Donald into a tourist attraction until his nephews 'rescue' him, tie his alien-dick to a table and perform acupuncture on it while masturbating.
Anonymous6: As a Finn, I think it's my patriotic duty to translate this to English. Part1:
Donald1: Daisy is a beautiful whore. I'll go fuck her!
Daisy1: When will you put it in?
Donald2: Oh man, I can't have an erection!
Daisy2: Then I'll fuck Gladstone Gander, who can have a boner, has a bigger cock, is more handsome and isn't poor and he doesn't fail in everything.
Donald3: Feels bad, man. :(
Donald4: Now I figured it out! I'll go ask Gyro Gearloose for help!
Donald5: Hey Gyro, I came to ask for your help!
Gyro1: Nice timing...
Gyro2: ...because I have just created the deadliest substance in the world! When you evaporate 6 millimeters of this, the gas could kill every living object in an area equal to the size of the city of Duckburg!
Gyro3: But I also created these pills which make your penis bigger and give a very hard erection. Try not to take more than one at a time, since I haven't tested the side effects.
Donald5: Fuck yes! I could take some extra pills though, so the effect will last whole fucking - otherwise it could be awkward. And Gyro knows these things, there will be no side effects.
Donald6: Daisy, have a look at this. Gladstone's cock is just a little sausage compared to this!
Donald7: So how does it feel you fucking whore?
Daisy3: It is...it is... Köh Kfrlbbll...
Donald8: Daisy?
Donald9: What the actual fuck?!
Gladstone1: What the hell...?!
Donald10: This must be one of those side effects Gyro mentioned earlier. I'd better go ask for antidote so this won't kill more people.
Donald11: Gyro should have said not to take more than one pill at a time, god dammit!
Donald12: Wait a minute, why am I going here, the tentacles will kill Gyro too!
Donald13: Gyro! Run away and make an antidote!
Gyro4: What the hell?
Gyro5: What the fuck Donald? Let go of me!
Donald14: I can't control this!
Gyro6: Goddammit! There must be a leech in you, which was born with an overdose of that medicine I made! But I know how to make an antidote, but you have to make it yourself I can't come down.
Gyro7: You create a liquid which you inject to the tumor, mix three...into 20 millilitres of distilled water...oh this is starting to hurt!
Donald15: Hurry!
Gyro8: Three millilitres of natrium...oh shit.
Gyro9: OH GOD IT HURTS!
Donald16: Oh, I must have interrupted...
Donald17: Oh dog, what done.
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Donald1: Daisy is a beautiful whore. I'll go fuck her!
Daisy1: When will you put it in?
Donald2: Oh man, I can't have an erection!
Daisy2: Then I'll fuck Gladstone Gander, who can have a boner, has a bigger cock, is more handsome and isn't poor and he doesn't fail in everything.
Donald3: Feels bad, man. :(
Donald4: Now I figured it out! I'll go ask Gyro Gearloose for help!
Donald5: Hey Gyro, I came to ask for your help!
Gyro1: Nice timing...
Gyro2: ...because I have just created the deadliest substance in the world! When you evaporate 6 millimeters of this, the gas could kill every living object in an area equal to the size of the city of Duckburg!
Gyro3: But I also created these pills which make your penis bigger and give a very hard erection. Try not to take more than one at a time, since I haven't tested the side effects.
Donald5: Fuck yes! I could take some extra pills though, so the effect will last whole fucking - otherwise it could be awkward. And Gyro knows these things, there will be no side effects.
Donald6: Daisy, have a look at this. Gladstone's cock is just a little sausage compared to this!
Donald7: So how does it feel you fucking whore?
Daisy3: It is...it is... Köh Kfrlbbll...
Donald8: Daisy?
Donald9: What the actual fuck?!
Gladstone1: What the hell...?!
Donald10: This must be one of those side effects Gyro mentioned earlier. I'd better go ask for antidote so this won't kill more people.
Donald11: Gyro should have said not to take more than one pill at a time, god dammit!
Donald12: Wait a minute, why am I going here, the tentacles will kill Gyro too!
Donald13: Gyro! Run away and make an antidote!
Gyro4: What the hell?
Gyro5: What the fuck Donald? Let go of me!
Donald14: I can't control this!
Gyro6: Goddammit! There must be a leech in you, which was born with an overdose of that medicine I made! But I know how to make an antidote, but you have to make it yourself I can't come down.
Gyro7: You create a liquid which you inject to the tumor, mix three...into 20 millilitres of distilled water...oh this is starting to hurt!
Donald15: Hurry!
Gyro8: Three millilitres of natrium...oh shit.
Gyro9: OH GOD IT HURTS!
Donald16: Oh, I must have interrupted...
Donald17: Oh dog, what done.
THE END