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PinkBallons: Does the book say anything about humans with purple horns and red ovals on their cheeks?
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Maskarade: Surely the taste is horrible.
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Anonymous1: So have you tried it, Maskarade?
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hunttari: i once sucked my dick... i thought it tasted like a warm sausage...
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Maskarade: @Anonymous: Not quite. But it smells pretty fucking bad.
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Roflcakes: @Maskarade: Disgusting. If your dick stinks, you might need to shower more often...
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Lapp: @Roflcakes: Word.

Maskarade, if you plan on going gay like you've said before...you do know that guys have standards for the men they date too, right? C'mon bruv, a little hygiene is good for your esteem and self-image. c:
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Anonymous2: Fucking God, these comments made me laugh.
Poor Maskarade.
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Anonymous3: Write your own article, Twilight.
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Maskarade: ._.

I shower everyday D:

I am just saying... I.. Was just trying to point out... That dicks.. are bad mkay? And I am not going gay. I just said my gf wanted me to.
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Gannondorf: This is fucking adorable. For once, I don't want to just rape her and destroy her town. I just want to adopt her.
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berrybertunz: that's kinda gay dawg
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Anonymous4: ^This. Thank you for this.


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