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Anonymous1: Seriously? Fucking seriously..?
No, just.. it's .. Every time this somehow manages to get worse than it already was.
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Anonymous2: I am seriously starting to hate the fag that draws these. It continually gets worse than it was before
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CrotchboobAddict: I dunno why you guys hate it so much. yeah, I know it's kinda out of character for Dash, but still kinda hot. But then again, I hate futashy so I may know the feeling
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Louis: loging out to post the same comment, your so low
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Anonymous3(1): @Anonymous: It does! He will always find new low to stoop to.
inb4 Gitton tries to justify this bullshit.
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Gannondorf: Well played, Anonymous pancake jizzer.
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Roflcakes: The only thing cute about this is that Rainbow watches Adventure Time.
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PolishForeverAlone: And that why MLP SUCKS!
Even at porn!
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Anonymous4(1): @PolishForeverAlone: Judging the whole thing by the worst examples doesn't count.
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Lord_Adam_Trollingsworth: @Gomenasai: Except when it comes to Muslims.
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Anonymous5: *Onomatopoeia here.*
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Anonymous6: Gotta bitch about it and downvote this!!
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Anonymous7(6): @Louis: Yup, that's exactly what I thought too.
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Anonymous8(1): If you're implying Anon1 was me, he wasn't. But damn, we think so alike he might as well be.
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G_Goobington_the_2nd: Hooray! Gomen updated his "things I hate" blog today.
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Anonymous9(1): @G_Goobington_the_2nd: Only today?
Worth of note is that there aren't many things on that blog.
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ZB: ... I want to see this artist's spaghetti to fall out of his pockets when he sees Rainbow Dash angrily staring at him, telling him he's a sick fuck.
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Spoonman: Wait, why are people flipping their shit, now?
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gittonsxv: look at all the rule 34 users wanting exact character personality for porn...sigh
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bAv-R34: On the bright side, at least she's not wearing that goddamn collar.
That's a bit of a trend I just noticed, whenever anypony is seen wearing a collar for a consecutive number of posts, everybody starts to hate the shit out of the artist's rendition of that character.

@Gannondorf: Holy fuck, I thought you were dead. having some trouble with the Triforce once again?

@gittonsxv: >expecting ANY character to be a mindless slut canonically
Get out of here, stalker.
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Gannondorf: @bAv-R34: Yes, also some trouble with the end of the printing of Nintendo Power in december. No more articles featuring me. Or Zelda. But mostly, yes. I got shafted in another game of poker with Zelda, and she got my Triforce of Power for a while.
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Faptacular: On the one hand I really like Futashy so I know the feel of seeing someone hate a rendition of a character I like.

On the other hand... Oh who am I kidding. In the Futashy 'verse at least the other characters love her for who she is. This asshat manipulates the hell out of Dash and she keeps going back for more.

I'm just gonna say it: All of my hate.
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Silent_Witness: @Faptacular: There are times when I like Futashy too. I just happen to not like CL's rendition of it.
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gittonsxv: have we seen any charter fuck in show? no? then nothing to do with sex is canon...rarity could be a sadist, fluttershy might love anal be a beast in bed, nobody knows so just chill out...

and in this tumblr-verse she is a submissive pet and the guy is her master, it has been shown that he cares and that she can leave at any time.....
i am tired of arguing over pointless things in porn that dont matter in the slightest, so fuck you all.
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CrotchboobAddict: Why I love this? Cuz I'm a sadomasochist, I love both being dominated and too dominate, Dash is such a submissive slut it these pics, and that's why I love it, and I also love when she's 'on top', or any pony being dom/sub.
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Oatmeal: I HATE THIS PIC!
Can I be popular too now?
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Anonymous10(1): @gittonsxv: She is out of character all around, not just when she is involved in sex. She is about as canon as Futashy.

The abuser doesn't care about her much, and she can't really leave either. Not when she's drugged with crap that makes her crave for cock. How is that a freedom of choice? This character is everything the canon Rainbow is the opposite of.
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Anonymous11: If you are able to ignore how much Rainbow Dash is being degraded here, it's a decent comic.
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Anonymous12(1): @Anonymous: I'd be able to ignore the comic if it wasn't with Rainbow. Why can't this numbskull use an OC for this, or at least some obscure BG pony?
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Spoonman: ...

Did I miss something?

When the shit did Rainbow Dash turn into the Velveteen Rabbit?
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Faptacular: @gittonsxv: For me this has nothing to do with this OoC bootleg-Dash. The relationship itself is dysfunctional and abusive. Having seen too many of those go south to the point of misery for people I care about IRL that is why I hate it.
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Spoonman: Okay. I get what this is all about.

It's about pretending to give a shit about a cartoon character's personality and well-being in a fictional, abusive relationship, by going off the handle to a retarded degree, as a means of justifying the act of fapping to a character on a children's TV show.

Is that about it?

Got it.
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CrotchboobAddict: fuck it, I got the hiccups, too much beer
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PinkBallons: @Spoonman: >Pretending
Yeah, no.
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Spoonman: @PinkBallons: So... it's -actually- giving a shit about a fictional cartoon character's personality and well-being in a fictional, abusive relationship, by going off the handle to a retarded degree as a means of justifying the act of fapping to a character on children's TV show.

... Gotcha. Infinitely more retarded.
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Anonymous13: Gotta Love Anaphrodisiacs
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PinkBallons: @Spoonman: The first part is true (caring about a fictional cartoon character's personality and well-being), the justification part is not. We like them both mentally and physically, which is why we fap to them. Caring about hypocritical people like you who think it's sick is a waste of time.
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Lapp: @Spoonman: "Off the handle"

Yes, Gomen is leaning angrily over his keyboard, whilst hyperventilating and foaming out the mouth.

I'm doing the very same thing right now, aren't you?
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Spoonman: @Lapp: I'm foaming at the mouth, if by foam you mean cum and by mouth you mean the tip of my dick. I actually did something constructive- I got a couple of laughs and I fapped.

A decent night, really.
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PinkBallons: @Spoonman: >Implying fapping is constructive
...Yeah, I'm done here. Have fun with whatever it is you think you're doing.
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Anonymous14: holy shit why do you HATE the guy? he's drawing porn. it's just him saying 'what if pony was sex slave'
calm the fuck down about it and stop insulting him
jesus
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Anonymous15: @PolishForeverAlone Why Look at it if you hate MLP:FiM? Get a Life. If you Like Sonic Look at Sonic.
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Anonymous16(15): - Soarin
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Anonymous17(15): MMM THAT PLOT - Soarin A.K.A. RD's BF
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PinkBallons: @Anonymous: Just make an account ffs.
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Spoonman: @PinkBallons: Of course it is. Masturbation provides stress relief, stimulates the immune system, expends testosterone (too much of which can be physically and mentally detrimental to health), keeps your heart rate up a bit, burns a couple calories as an extra little bonus, and has been suggested to lower the chances of prostate cancer in men. :D

As Penn Jilette once said- "It's like a miracle cure, in the palm of your hand!"

As for laughing- it relaxes the body by allowing it to tense up, is mentally stimulating and positive for mood, can relieve pain, and like fapping, is good for the heart and triggers the immune system.

Goddamn right it's constructive. :3 Moreso than pretending there's real-world consequences for a fictional character. :D
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PinkBallons: @Spoonman: You seem to be under the impression that we choose to dislike this. If you can fap to it good for you, but I can't. I like this character, and seeing her portrayed as above is bonerkill for me, which is consequential.
Use more emoticons, it helps your argument.
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Spoonman: @PinkBallons: I'm under no impression that you choose to dislike what you see.

But I maintain that I'm right in assessing that you're raising an unnecessary fuss and inadvertently causing lulz at your own expense.

tl;dr QQ
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PinkBallons: @Spoonman: I don't see how stating one's opinion is unnecessary.
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Lapp: @Spoonman:
A. You must be easily amused if something like this can make you laugh, but hey, good for you.

B. "At [his] own expense"? This isn't the primary-school schoolyard, saying you disagree with Pink isn't going to make him go bawl in a corner. He doesn't actually suffer any length of detriment...
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Anonymous18: @Gomenasai: Can I ask when Rainbow not being a submissive sex slave became canon? Because I would so love to see the actual scene IN THE TV SHOW that shows that.

Seriously, its PORN FOR CELESTIA'S SAKE!

I'm starting to think that all the people complaining about this are just bored and have nothing better to do.
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Hierolocc: @Anonymous:

Because honestly its pretty well inimicable to her personality. She's outwardly independent, hates other beings touching her hooves, and has a massive ego herself. People like that DON'T just suddenly bow down and throw away their dignity like that, not with any sort of person I know.

Second, ironic as it may seem, I am a very moral person. Those values may be different, but I hold to them viciously. And this degradation/pet enslavement rattles every single one of them.

Its like having a dead animal stuck in a wall, to use a crude analogy; you could ignore it, seal out most of the smell, but you'd still know that there's a rotting carcass in your drywall.

Uptight? Sure. But his freedom to post this stuff also entitles me to present my views on it, negative or not. And so we shall.
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Anonymous19(1): @Anonymous: What Hierolocc said.
Don't give me that "characters change during sex play". They may alter but they don't pull bullshit behavior out of the ass like this. We KNOW Rainbow's canon character under the mask of adventurous and snarky tomboy, and THAT is nothing like this portrayal of her.

There are many levels of submissiveness. You can still make a believable submissive Rainbow if you set up the right conditions (like who is doming her, or if she is promised something important in return), but this one is not even trying to make any sense out of Rainbow subbing and deliberately avoids any questions that could help clear things up. In the end she is just subbing for the sake of being subbed like some doormat, and as I said we KNOW canon Rainbow is nothing like that. It's not up for fanon debate what kind of sex life she chooses. There are many different paths she can take but we certainly can rule out the ones based on nothing but personal fantasies.
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Nightweaver20xx: If Rainbow Dash was real, I'm pretty sure she wouldn't give half a shit about this.
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PinkBallons: @Nightweaver20xx: You don't think Rainbow would care about someone calling her weak and subservient, then spreading it around to everyone they know?
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Anonymous20(18): @Spoonman: This, more or less. There really is just no plain reason for you to be doing this to such an extent. The fact that your able to have long drawn out conversations over this is actually more disturbing than the fact that its pony porn.

Stop getting so butt hurt over your waifu being drawn in a submissive situation and go fap to some rainbow dash art of her being dominant or something else.@Hierolocc: You do realize there are people out there with very independent and dominating personalities who get turned on by being submissive right? Heck, I'm very individualistic, yet I have had some cases where fantasizing myself being in a submissive position has made my fapping more enjoyable. (but then again, I'm also pansexual, so I'm weird to begin with) Besides, I would like to state that we have no idea of her sex fetishes anyways, so its all a moot point.

@Gomenasai: And yet, here is something very key here that I can't seem to figure out why you guys are going so in-depth and butt hurt over it....

ITS JUST PORN! ITS MADE TO BE FAPPED TO! THE ARTIST SAYS HE SIMPLY ENJOY'S DRAWING THESE SITUATIONS/IMAGES, WHY MUST YOU GET SO FREAKING BUTT-HURT OVER IT? EITHER FAP TO IT OR DON'T!

To quote Cartmen, Jesus tap-dancing christ. I know ponies are serious business, but that doesn't mean that pony PORN has to be!

Ugh, the depths that all of this has gone simply makes my head hurt. All of you people hating on this, go ahead and keep hating on it if you want, its your time and energy wasted.
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Anonymous21(1): @Anonymous: He may enjoy anything he wants. He may enjoy ripping guts off of animals alive and then shitting in their cold dead corpses for all I care. Doesn't mean he should draw it. And if he DOES choose to draw all his bizarre fantasies he shouldn't expect approval. The audience just wants simple porn of their favorite characters. If you're trying to force your controversial and unfitting fetishes on a popular character you should be able to deal with negative reaction.
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Anonymous22(11): He has the freedom to draw this and we have the freedom to dislike or even hate this.
But telling him to stop drawing this isn't right at all.
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Anonymous23(1): @Anonymous: Well he doesn't need to stop drawing this. He just needs to stop posting.
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Raynbow: Jesus christ I would hate to see your reactions if Palcomix were doing there (downgrade quality by 20,000)

On the flip side, I don't see why you all hate it so much. Each to their own I guess.
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Spoonman: @Gomenasai: "Doesn't mean he should draw it."

Oh, he should -absolutely- draw it. This be the internet, friend. :D
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Anonymous24(1): @Spoonman: But of course. There's freedom of choice for everybody. The same goes for people expressing their thoughts. It works both ways, this is the internet indeed.
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clopclop: People. It's porn. Of ponies. If you're THAT crazy about the characters remaining canonical to their personalities, then you shouldn't be looking up pony porn at all, cause I'm pretty sure there's no fucking in the actual show.
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MERKLEY: ...so much and long comments...
Was all very interresting indeed, but I still like the thought of RD on aphrotisiacz, slave or not, and I like the drawings, canon or not...so that master guy should keep on posting, hatred or not!
Btw: my fapfantasies are much worse sometimes, so be lucky that my scanner is dead since february and my drawpad broke again last month!
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Anonymous25(1): @clopclop: Non-canon behavior is only the tip of the iceberg, if only the problem was just with that.. But no.. No. Everything you could possibly screw up about Rainbow is screwed by this pet dash series, and then some.

@MERKLEY: Try us. If your fantasies have nothing to do with abusing Rainbow I'm sure they're way better than this.
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Anonymous26: The main problem with this tumblr is that it jumped right into the middle of the story. There is next to no explanation of why it's like this, how Dash found a human, or what she's even doing in the human world. It just throws you into this storyline where Dash loves to be submissive and doesn't ever tell you how it came to be like that.
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Silent_Witness: @Anonymous: And, whenever any of these questions are asked, the artist dodges them completely.
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TheLoot: @Silent_Witness: Either because he doesn't have an idea he's willing to commit to, or he doesn't think it fucking matters.
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Anonymous27: http://dfvfgbhnhn.com
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moximoore: Sooo...How about those Bears huh?
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Anonymous28: Hey everoyne. How about you just fucking leave if you don't like it?

Why are you coming back to a picture that you KNOW you hate that practically ruins your night? That's like shooting yourself in the foot a SECOND time.
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Spoonman: @Anonymous: I love this pic. I also love Gomenasai flipping his shit over it. :3
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Anonymous29: Ever since seeing this,I can't look at Rainbow Dash seriously.
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Spoonman: @Lapp: Let's be clear- I was getting a laugh out of everyone baaawwing over the pic.
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Anonymous30: "PeopIf you're THAT crazy about the characters remaining canonical to their personalities, then you shouldn't be looking up porn at all, cause I'm pretty sure there's no fucking in the actual show."

This applies to all mainstream shows, you idiot. This is why Rule 34 exists, to create sex where it doesn't exist. Besides, just because people want characters to stay true to who the are doesn't mean the characters can't be put in adult situations, because EVERYONE has fantasies. For example, Hey Arnold. The characters are 4th grade 9 years olds in that series, yet EVERYONE knows Helga lusts after Arnold and wants him badly. The same concept here is just applied to the MLP ponies, who are ship as bi or lez, because the majority of characters are 80%--or even 90%--female.
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Anonymous31: It's porn...

Like it; fap.
Don't like it; don't fap.
Don't agree; you're a fucking waste of air.
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Anonymous32: I dunno what's with you guys, but what happened to the blanket in panel four?
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Anonymous33: I slowly pulled it off her while she slept to see her hot wet pussy exposed. Almost jumped her right then. Glad i waited for her to beg for it tho. She was so hot and horny, she had five orgasims by the time I blew my load up her tight pussy.
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Spoonman: @Anonymous: Good man.
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Anonymous34: grumblepluck your work is great, you're talented and we have similar taste...so that's good for the faps ;D
But please, to the people that don't like this pic, or anything similar...PLEASE move on to something you DO like.
It makes me sad to see comments like this on work with a good deal of effort put into it, as a fellow artist, I know how painful even the slightest negative remark on a piece can feel, so please people, stop, go to work you enjoy, give a pat on the back to artist for their hard work and have a nice day.
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Anonymous35: I stopped reading after the first five comments about the morality of an abusive relationship. The fuck is wrong with all of you? Let the guy draw the porn whatever way he wants. You're acting as close-minded as the people who persecute bronies themselves. Let people have their own fetishes.
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Anonymous36: @Oatmeal yes my son you can be popular


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