Anonymous1: Greetings fellow rule34 person. If you have scrolled down to this part of the page to type a complaint about the content of this image, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE OPENED THIS PAGE TO BEGIN WITH! Thank you for your time and happy fapping!
imaajfpstnfo: I hate ponies, but these two comments just made me crack up too much to not fav this pic(also, I browse the comments, so no I didn't see the content of this image).
gittonsxv: its cute, pretty good art, and a funny concept, its fucking mlp fim porn with dash dressed like cat licking a guys dick how you guys can be so critical is insane...
Hierolocc: Then, her sandpapery cat tongue abrades away all of the skin on the dick, tearing out irreplacable nerves and damaging critical vascular tissue before running off back to her homeland to bring news to the Nobles and sing songs of her victory.
The man is forced to call emergency services, who operate, but give the call that his penis has suffered far too much to be repaired, and that the mangled scrap must be amputated. The operation is performed within the hour.
Soon, while still recovering, he is notified that the State is filing charges of animal abuse and sexual deviancy against his person. Two weeks later, he is convicted unanimously by the Jury and is sentenced to Social Reharmonization treatments and is levied a two-hundred thousand fine, which bankrupts him.
He then endures nineteen months of Saltwater Baths, Type-XII Velocity Acceleration training, and Colonic Irrigation with Yogurt, among other treatments, before he is released back into the world.
Due to the fines, his house and all possessions have been foreclosed and sold by the creditors, leaving him utterly homeless and broke. Due to his record, he is unable to find work, and is forced to live on the street.
Exactly three years and eight months from the day he tried to make a pet of a pony, he has been surviving as a third-rate booty call in the murky alleyways of the city, and has grown devoid of dignity and respectability. He will be with a client, a corpulent man of odiferous person, who incidentally, has a fetish for bondage.
Twenty minutes into a sixty-dollar breadwinning session, complications arise biologically, and several years of poor diet, and venereal disease cause him to suffer a cranial embolism mid-coitus and die with a penis lodged in his airway.
In the last few moments of his life, he will grasp the irony of his demise before the all consuming darkness envelops him.
Anonymous11: I'd say that the people hating on this comic series have an obsession as well. They can't handle someone else's fanon because it clashes with they'res so much that they are physically and mentally required to COMPLAIN INCESSANTLY ABOUT IT
Seriously folks, if ya don't like the type of thing in the image, do what I do, and just dont. fucking. open. the. image.
Anonymous13(4): @Anonymous: No can do. I have to open it to downvote.
Besides, even if I try to completely ignore it people would still keep bumping it in the Comments section, making me look at it again and again.
Also, we don't mind you complaining about us complaining about the comic, so don't mind us either.
Anonymous14: This man is a pedophile. Straight up pedophile. He is using this cartoon to rationalize his dark fantasies, which will no doubt strengthen into an impulse he must act out in real life. This man is going to sexually abuse and chop up a kid.
And you all just stood there and gave grumblepluck an enthusiastic thumbs up.
Chef_Retardee: @Anonymous: When that happens we will call him a furry and pretend what he likes is totally different from what we like, as per the traditions of the internet.
Anonymous15: "No can do. I have to open it to downvote."
Oh really? Would you care to explain to us, in what way a grumblepluck image without a personal downvote, limits you to function normally in your daily life. Really, if you have so much issues with the small chance that there happens to be a rogue image without a downvote it apparently deserves, it must be a matter of utmost importance.
Please do share it with us, so we can all aid you in your quest of downvoting and to take action together to prevent something like this happening ever again.
Anonymous16(4): @Anonymous: Aid? More like vote up to spite me, amirite?
Of course I am, look at all the upvotes people made immediately after I brought up the voting. Why stop there on just this pic? Go ahead, upvote erry grumblepluck pic if you think I care so much.
Franky_Whiskey: @Hierolocc: Also, that was a funny story, man! Didn't know cartoon horses have sand-papery tongues but hey, better than the good 'ol "penis chomping" plot device, lawl.
Anonymous25: I don't comment on this site mostly because I see no point but to the people who are hating this, unless Smitty is shoving this picture in your face you have literally no reason to complain. It's PORN what in the name of god do you expect!? There is worse stuff on this site and there is more to come so get over it. On a side note Hierolocc's story was actually well thought out.
Anonymous28: It's not really that people hate the comic series. It's that the human character is just like all those asshole douchey ocs everyone hates.
Anonymous32: @Anonymous: "I don't listen to no Anon!" *Complains anyways*
25 minutes later: Your account has been banned.
"Now where am I going to get quality fan-made porn?!...I GOT IT...! THE INTERNET!"
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*complains regardless*
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This isn't canon, get over it.
*fap*
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The man is forced to call emergency services, who operate, but give the call that his penis has suffered far too much to be repaired, and that the mangled scrap must be amputated. The operation is performed within the hour.
Soon, while still recovering, he is notified that the State is filing charges of animal abuse and sexual deviancy against his person. Two weeks later, he is convicted unanimously by the Jury and is sentenced to Social Reharmonization treatments and is levied a two-hundred thousand fine, which bankrupts him.
He then endures nineteen months of Saltwater Baths, Type-XII Velocity Acceleration training, and Colonic Irrigation with Yogurt, among other treatments, before he is released back into the world.
Due to the fines, his house and all possessions have been foreclosed and sold by the creditors, leaving him utterly homeless and broke. Due to his record, he is unable to find work, and is forced to live on the street.
Exactly three years and eight months from the day he tried to make a pet of a pony, he has been surviving as a third-rate booty call in the murky alleyways of the city, and has grown devoid of dignity and respectability. He will be with a client, a corpulent man of odiferous person, who incidentally, has a fetish for bondage.
Twenty minutes into a sixty-dollar breadwinning session, complications arise biologically, and several years of poor diet, and venereal disease cause him to suffer a cranial embolism mid-coitus and die with a penis lodged in his airway.
In the last few moments of his life, he will grasp the irony of his demise before the all consuming darkness envelops him.
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@Dete: Wrong. The style isn't nice at all.
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Who is obsessed?
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Seriously folks, if ya don't like the type of thing in the image, do what I do, and just dont. fucking. open. the. image.
Besides, even if I try to completely ignore it people would still keep bumping it in the Comments section, making me look at it again and again.
Also, we don't mind you complaining about us complaining about the comic, so don't mind us either.
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I usually like to keep quiet but that was just to funny
And you all just stood there and gave grumblepluck an enthusiastic thumbs up.
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Oh really? Would you care to explain to us, in what way a grumblepluck image without a personal downvote, limits you to function normally in your daily life. Really, if you have so much issues with the small chance that there happens to be a rogue image without a downvote it apparently deserves, it must be a matter of utmost importance.
Please do share it with us, so we can all aid you in your quest of downvoting and to take action together to prevent something like this happening ever again.
Umad?
Of course I am, look at all the upvotes people made immediately after I brought up the voting. Why stop there on just this pic? Go ahead, upvote erry grumblepluck pic if you think I care so much.
it's funny because I actually hate this too...
feels bad now
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@Anonymous: What are you, a newfag? Giddafuckout.
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That, and people on the internet a crazy. Something we should all be used to. Now carry on.
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I don't know if I should laugh at you or pity you. That's all kinds of sad, bro.
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25 minutes later: Your account has been banned.
"Now where am I going to get quality fan-made porn?!...I GOT IT...! THE INTERNET!"
*Types in 'Rule 34'*