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The_Elder_Troll: Hmmm... Seems fine, go on right ahead ma'am.
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Anonymous1: I'd risk it.
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RogerTheRabbit: She doesn't have any water bottles, she's clean!
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Tenure: Ah shit, I see keys, we're gonna have to do a full cavity search. She may have a water bottle somewhere in there.
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Anonymous2: How does she keep that stuff from falling out of her pants?
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Anonymous3: this looks familiar is the work of D. Martin by any chance the nose and shading looks like his work
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samus_aran: @Anonymous: I got logged out I'll link a pic so you guys can judge the similarities >648097
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samus_aran: @samus_aran: just noticed the signature FFS I'm so dumb
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AimlessCruzr: I dont see how TSA can even get their job done when anyone is hawt goes through the scanners. I don't see any weapons....
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Christopher: Would be better if the thing said "Zero" for all those things that are supposed to be banned.

That's the truth about the TSA nude scanners.... they don't find items better than 90% of the time, from their own tests and released documents.
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samus_aran: @Christopher: you want me to do it? i can do some editing to images nothing major though
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Decanter: Featured! Those of you travelling this holiday season, be sure not to carry water bottles, lest the TSA think you'll hijack the plane with dihydrogen monoxide.

samus_aran's edit is >>922728
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Roflcakes: Keepin' 'Murrica safe.
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Spidu: This doesn't look like Don Martin at all.
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Anonymous4: Gratz for feature!
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Faptacular: From the thumbnail I thought it was Elisa Maza.
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RogerTheRabbit: http://www.vanishingrights.com/
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Anony-Miss: Cute!
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Anonymous5: ron_paul_i_warned_you.jpg
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Anonymous6: What warrants this being featured?
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CodyStreets: @Anonymous: What warrants anything being featured?

It's a good pic with a hot chick inside. What more do you need?
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Anonymous7: This looks like something from from the Original total recall movie not the remake.
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Anonymous8: That's it. Ima joinin' the TSA. for this, and this >>970306
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Anonymous9(6): @CodyStreets: Decent art and something which stands out.
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TrashPirate: Sorry Ma'am but we need to do a full body inspection as well, just to be safe you know.

Never know when one of them damn terrorists, aliens, or commies is gonna bring their diarrhea inducing bottles of water to taint our supply.
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Backwalk: @Spidu: Yeah, it needs a "SKPZHATTLE" or a "WHAANGGAPPUULLAR" or something like that.
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Anonymous10(7): @Peacock: man , that serious and funny at the same time. I am lmao lol.
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Anonymous11: And I found out my ex went through those scanners...

She's nothing to me anymore, but this was back when I dated her, and now I wanna bash every fucking machine of theirs with a baseball bat and anyone trying to stop me will get a face full of buckshot!
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ilr: Grenade in the 4th hole
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Anonymous12: @Anonymous: She's actually not wearing any pants or a top, just a collar and a pair of detached sleeves.
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Anonymous13: I don't get it.
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Anonymous14: If i were her, i'd be worried about knocking the pin on that grenade loose when i cross my legs. That or getting my skin pinched between all those shuriken.
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MrAnon: And now she's got cancer.
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Anonymous15: If I walked past that xray the guy behind it would jam a ball-point pen in his eyes.
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Aidenx: I wish I could laugh at this but im so sick of the TSA and all this bloated Goverment security. I dont even feel like I live in America anymore. Im more scared of our bastard goverment then any crazy terrorist.
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Meta_Kirby: Why would she worry about her weapons stabbing her? Seriously?

The most dangerous threat is if the water bottle she somehow smuggled on board burst randomly and doused sevreal people! Forget the weapons!
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Anonymous16: If the terrorists were this hot we wouldn't stand a chance.
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Suzuka: Is this image about hacking or photoshop?
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Anonymous17: What? No poisony objects or electrocuty objects?
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Anonymous18(17): @Aidenx: What? You mean that's not what living in America feels like?
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Kage_Tsuki: Hmm... she's clean.. wait a minute. Ma'am. Is that a water bottle? Her: umm.. no?... airport guy: WE GOT A WATER BOTTLE!! GRAB HER!! Her: son of a... (gets tackled)
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Raiden_Snake: More of Miyuki L. Shimada in the near future, please!
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Sovereign_of_the_light: Check her shoes. She could be a shoe bomber.
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Anonarchist: A'ight ma'am, now I jus need ta check inside ya asshole.
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Anonymous19: hot pic but have to laugh, as an aussie who has a more advanced version than what america is rollig out i can assure you its not this envasive. the thing just detects shapes over the body frame and goes ooh that shape seems like X. its no more invasive than a kinect motion sensor and that shit can read penis movements
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Anonymous20: Where's her fucking skeleton ??? And why do we see hairs ???

Illogical, stupid...
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Anonymous21: Look at those bazooka's
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ChaosWolf: @Anonymous: And why the hell have you been trying to play Kinect with your dick?
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Anonymous22: @ChaosWolf: Imagine having an extra appendage to fire main canon's independently of using a game pad.......... No I can't either. But Anon19 did and now he's at the forefront of game science!
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Vicarious_Reality: Safety... at any cost
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Vicarious_Reality: @Anonymous: rofl
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Anonymous23: Haven't had a featured image that wasn't utterly horrible in AWHILE!
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Anonymous24: Heh heh... "Shooty Objects"
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Anonymous25: You know what I thought about when I looked at this? I thought oh crap these poor guys have to look at a mans dick ('cause you can see through peoples clothes)
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Anonymous26(19): i am anon19, i did not mean to play kinect with cock it just kinda got erect one time and i learnt was more effective way of pointing on the console then using arms.
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Roc18: "Ma'am we're going to have to do a a FULL cavity search"
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Anonymous27: SHUT UP

...sir.
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CocoV3: She got good style.
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darthomega55: YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING ASSHOLES......you need people like me why? cuz you got no fucking balls. WELL SAY GOODBYE TO THE BADGUY......disregard that I sucks cocks
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Anonymous28: Trains
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samus_aran: @Decanter: Thanks for the mention man.
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th3greatc0w: Well, i don't see water bottles, so go ahead.
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lolfan: Only way to make sure she isn't hiding any water bottles - time for the cavity search
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Anonymous29: OP OP OP OP OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE!

Oh, am I too late for that original comment?
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Anonymous30: @Anonymous: yes
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LuvDaArt: This one needs a full body cavity search in my private office! Shawing!
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alienraptors: No bottles? Good go right ahead ma'am your clean
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alienraptors: Oh and nice weapons
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Anonymous31: Water bottle are deadly. that how school shooting started. We should ban them! WATER BOTTLE ARE DANGEROUS THAN GUN!!
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Anonymous32(31): Yes are you late
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Anonymous33: Obama is a half attractive and successful African with AIDS and he gave AIDS to Jimmy Calligan so that Henry Kissinger could depopulate south Africa for the global banks because AIDS was made to kill attractive and successful Africans
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faakuman: shes clear
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Anonymous34: She's clean go ahead
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SPLA_T00N: @Peacock: KEEPING MURICA SAFE user image
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Anonymous35: arse, there's my shooty booty
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Anonymous36: Source: https://www.deviantart.com/penguin-commando/art/Meanwhile-at-the-Airport-200275884


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