Anonymous2: Why can't there be more pics like this on skyward sword list than all of the gay pics of links COME ON people we need at least some straight pics
Black19Yellow44: @ttaz: Dude, try walking around and fighting in scalemail with a ten kilo shield and at least five kilo sword, to say nothing of the huge additional arsenal Link carries with him everywhere. Now try doing acrobatics with all that stuff.
Trust me, Link is buff under that babyface and lean physique.
Anonymous13: Hypnos: alright you four, beat the crap out of Link then the sexy many Zelda will be mine to fuck.
Troopers: yes sir!
Hypnos: I'll fuck them in this order, original, wind waker, ocarina, skyward sword, twilight princess and saving the most bimbo- esque for last, a link to the past, HAHAHAHA!
Anonymous14(13): Hypnos: good work, where did you put Link?
Major: oh we just threw him into a lake.
Hypnos: ok, now for round one.
Original Zelda: get away from me!
Hypnos: aw come on you know you want my fingers up your ass.
Original Zelda: no I poop from there
Hypnos: ah screw this hhrrraaaaaaagh!!!
Original Zelda: aieee!
major: sir! What did you do
Hypnos: she's just knocked out for about two hours, just throw her out of here! Heh
Anonymous15(13): Hypnos: round two!
Wind waker Zelda: who are you? Bastard?
Hypnos: oh shut up KAPOW! Ok, she's cooperating now, so... GIVE ME A HUGE BLOWJOB NOW!!!!! Ahhh, fan fucking tastic
Anonymous16(13): Hypnos: round three? Already, wow!
Ocarina Zelda: I've seen what you've done to the others, I'll do anything you want.
Hypnos: ok then let me finger your pussyand ass
Ocarina Zelda: ohh fuck mmmm...
Anonymous17(13): Hypnos: alright skyward sword Zelda time to tie you up!
Skyward sword Zelda: yes master, there is a dildoin that barrel.
Hypnos: ok her back is to me, so... You! Give me that whip!
Skyward sword Zelda: oh yes do whatever you want with me!
Anonymous18(13): Hypnos: ok, now that she has had her booty smacked by my dick and a titty fuck as well, soldiers! Take her in the back room and beat the shit out of her and take her to capsule 3 aboard the ship. I have to start round 5. HA!
Anonymous19(13): Hypnos: hey baby looking fine as fuck now heh.
Twilight princess Zelda: hey handsome, ready for me?
Hypnos: let's get it started, first suck my dick.
A few minutes later...
Twilight princess Zelda: please sir, fuck me.
Hypnos: oh yeah. ( I pulled her to me and facing me she pulled my cock into her pussy, so we embraced each other, and we stood ther gently fucking while hugging.after a 30 second French kiss, she dressed in a very short, see through night gown and went out to wait by the ship.)
Hypnos: now, one to go.
Anonymous20(13): Hypnos: I saved the best for last.
A link to the past Zelda: I really am the only Zelda who loves you truly take me now and fuck me as hard as you can, I beg you!
Hypnos: let get it started!(so we climbed to the top of the barn and I was behind, we both were standing up, and I held her close from behind as I fucked her pussy outside on the balcony, then she laid down and I laid down on top of her and we fucked harder still!)
A link to the past Zelda: oh yeah Hypno! YES! I love you forever, take me, cum inside me so I may be your real lover.
Hypnos: here it comes, HUUUAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
A link to the past Zelda: YEEESSSS OHHHH FUCK!!!! Aaaaah, let's leave now to your fortress.
Hypnos: yes, MAJOR!
Major: yes sir!
Hypnos: get the men we are leaving, a Zelda what about clothes?
A link to the past Zelda: oh, I didn't bring any I'll just walk along with you naked.( I can't control myself so I fall into his arms and I hug and kiss him all the way to his ship!)
Hypnos: a perfectly affectionate slut, perfect for long nights, THE END.
Anonymous21(13): Ragehoof stay out of this, I'm making a series about this guy, Hypnos, who goes around fucking all the hot babes at rule 34, deal with it!
Anonymous22: Anonymous 14: Hey, big boy, what about me?
Hypnos: No way, bitch. I only fuck the hot girls on this site.
A14: Aww come on. I can't get off on rule_34 without adding in some braindead hulk. I MADE you.
Hypnos: Hah, barely. You can't even write a decent narrative. Either fantasize over me in private or learn to write.
A14 (aside): Why does everyone I love disown me *sob*
Hypnos: Because you are such a crying pansy. Seriously, you make Shinji Ikari look manly.
Anonymous23: Wait! Anon 23, who are you? I might put you on one of my scenarios, just send a comment to this picture, if you are insulting me just say so, I'm sorry if you are offended I hope I can fix it.
Anonymous25: Hypno: Oh yeah wait isn't this a dream (wakes up)
Hypno: NOOOO! I wanted to fuck all those hot babes...
Hypno: Guess I'll die (hangs himself)
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Trust me, Link is buff under that babyface and lean physique.
Troopers: yes sir!
Hypnos: I'll fuck them in this order, original, wind waker, ocarina, skyward sword, twilight princess and saving the most bimbo- esque for last, a link to the past, HAHAHAHA!
Major: oh we just threw him into a lake.
Hypnos: ok, now for round one.
Original Zelda: get away from me!
Hypnos: aw come on you know you want my fingers up your ass.
Original Zelda: no I poop from there
Hypnos: ah screw this hhrrraaaaaaagh!!!
Original Zelda: aieee!
major: sir! What did you do
Hypnos: she's just knocked out for about two hours, just throw her out of here! Heh
Wind waker Zelda: who are you? Bastard?
Hypnos: oh shut up KAPOW! Ok, she's cooperating now, so... GIVE ME A HUGE BLOWJOB NOW!!!!! Ahhh, fan fucking tastic
Ocarina Zelda: I've seen what you've done to the others, I'll do anything you want.
Hypnos: ok then let me finger your pussyand ass
Ocarina Zelda: ohh fuck mmmm...
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Skyward sword Zelda: yes master, there is a dildoin that barrel.
Hypnos: ok her back is to me, so... You! Give me that whip!
Skyward sword Zelda: oh yes do whatever you want with me!
Twilight princess Zelda: hey handsome, ready for me?
Hypnos: let's get it started, first suck my dick.
A few minutes later...
Twilight princess Zelda: please sir, fuck me.
Hypnos: oh yeah. ( I pulled her to me and facing me she pulled my cock into her pussy, so we embraced each other, and we stood ther gently fucking while hugging.after a 30 second French kiss, she dressed in a very short, see through night gown and went out to wait by the ship.)
Hypnos: now, one to go.
A link to the past Zelda: I really am the only Zelda who loves you truly take me now and fuck me as hard as you can, I beg you!
Hypnos: let get it started!(so we climbed to the top of the barn and I was behind, we both were standing up, and I held her close from behind as I fucked her pussy outside on the balcony, then she laid down and I laid down on top of her and we fucked harder still!)
A link to the past Zelda: oh yeah Hypno! YES! I love you forever, take me, cum inside me so I may be your real lover.
Hypnos: here it comes, HUUUAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
A link to the past Zelda: YEEESSSS OHHHH FUCK!!!! Aaaaah, let's leave now to your fortress.
Hypnos: yes, MAJOR!
Major: yes sir!
Hypnos: get the men we are leaving, a Zelda what about clothes?
A link to the past Zelda: oh, I didn't bring any I'll just walk along with you naked.( I can't control myself so I fall into his arms and I hug and kiss him all the way to his ship!)
Hypnos: a perfectly affectionate slut, perfect for long nights, THE END.
Hypnos: No way, bitch. I only fuck the hot girls on this site.
A14: Aww come on. I can't get off on rule_34 without adding in some braindead hulk. I MADE you.
Hypnos: Hah, barely. You can't even write a decent narrative. Either fantasize over me in private or learn to write.
A14 (aside): Why does everyone I love disown me *sob*
Hypnos: Because you are such a crying pansy. Seriously, you make Shinji Ikari look manly.
Hypno: NOOOO! I wanted to fuck all those hot babes...
Hypno: Guess I'll die (hangs himself)