Hierolocc: THE POWER OF GOD'S RIGHTEOUS BOOT IN YOUR ASS BURST FORTH FROM RAINBOW DASH'S DELICIOUS CANDY VAG IN A WIDENING SPIRAL, OBLITERATING ALL WHO WERE CAUGHT IN THE DETONATION, STRIPPING THEM DOWN TO NOTHING BUT QUARKS OR COMPLETELY ALTERING THEIR QUANTUM MAKEUP; FORGING PONIES, TREES, ENTIRE MOUNTAINS AKNEW. AS THE INCONCIEVABLE ENERGY WASHED OVER PINKIE PIE, THE PARTY PONY WAS FREED OF HER MORTAL SHELL, AND ASCENDED TO A METAPHYSICAL PLANE OF EXISTENCE, BEYOND THE LIMITS OF PHYSICAL MATTER. HER EYES GLISTENED WITH TEARS THAT COULD HAVE BEEN THE SUM EVOLUTION OF GALAXIES, AND SHE KNEW THE TRUE MEANINING OF BEAUTY.
THE TIDAL WAVE OF NON-EUCLIDEAN FORCES RUSHED FORWARD INTO THE COSMOS AT MANY QUADRILLIONS OF TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT, ENCOMPASSING ALL OF THE UNIVERSE IN SHORT ORDER, SOON REACHING THE UNCOMPROMISING BORDER OF ALL CREATION. THE ENERGY COLLIDED WITH THE OBSTACLE AND REBOUNDED, RETURNING TO ITS SOURCE. BEGINNING MET END, AND APOCALYPSE WAS REALIZED. THE UNIVERSE WAS SHATTERED, AND THEN REMADE A BILLION TIMES A BILLION TIMES OVER, EACH ITERATION SIMILAR BUT UTTERLY UNIQUE, ALL IN THE TIMEFRAME OF A NANOSECOND.
FORCED TO COMPROMISE, THE LEVIATHANIC ENERGY MOLDED INTO A COSMIC EGG, CONTAINING THE ABSOLUTE ENERGY OF EVERYTHING THAT COULD BE, WOULD BE, AND SHOULD BE, GESTATING RAPIDLY. AND WITH A SOUND THAT COULD HAVE BEEN THE VOICE OF ANGELS, OR THE TRUMPETING OF A NAESEUATED ELEPHANT, THE EGG HATCHED, AND THERE WAS EQUILIBBRIUM.
Rainbow Dash's head lolled back, tongue hanging out, panting and sweating. "Best. Orgasm. Ever!"
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THE TIDAL WAVE OF NON-EUCLIDEAN FORCES RUSHED FORWARD INTO THE COSMOS AT MANY QUADRILLIONS OF TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT, ENCOMPASSING ALL OF THE UNIVERSE IN SHORT ORDER, SOON REACHING THE UNCOMPROMISING BORDER OF ALL CREATION. THE ENERGY COLLIDED WITH THE OBSTACLE AND REBOUNDED, RETURNING TO ITS SOURCE. BEGINNING MET END, AND APOCALYPSE WAS REALIZED. THE UNIVERSE WAS SHATTERED, AND THEN REMADE A BILLION TIMES A BILLION TIMES OVER, EACH ITERATION SIMILAR BUT UTTERLY UNIQUE, ALL IN THE TIMEFRAME OF A NANOSECOND.
FORCED TO COMPROMISE, THE LEVIATHANIC ENERGY MOLDED INTO A COSMIC EGG, CONTAINING THE ABSOLUTE ENERGY OF EVERYTHING THAT COULD BE, WOULD BE, AND SHOULD BE, GESTATING RAPIDLY. AND WITH A SOUND THAT COULD HAVE BEEN THE VOICE OF ANGELS, OR THE TRUMPETING OF A NAESEUATED ELEPHANT, THE EGG HATCHED, AND THERE WAS EQUILIBBRIUM.
Rainbow Dash's head lolled back, tongue hanging out, panting and sweating. "Best. Orgasm. Ever!"
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