Krawczyk: I guess it's a joke you need to play the game for. Heh. I was like "...Shower? Aid? Right."
I'll get around to it eventually, when I lose interest in SupCom and Armada.
Dagger: what i would do is to carefully check for traps with help from my trusted cock-ring of trapfinding (+10) then fuck her giggily in the shower while praising the emperor, may he live forever!
Rule34d: Simply question gets simple answer; Bend her over get her on all four and stick it in her, slap her titties around, and pull it out and pee on her back.... unless you want her pregnant then you can just pee inside her
Krawczyk: I'd strap her down to a table with masking tape, kiss her sensually on the cheek, then make a cut at the centre of my lip marks. I would then pick up a syringe and extract her blood, put it in a slide, and place it in a small wooden drawer. Then I would remove the tape around her chest, give her boobs a good squeeze...and finally, stick a drill in her titties. :D
Anonymous14: A sufficiently insignificant soul could escape Eldrad's gaze. Perhaps a certain blue communist. ...Oh man, I need to requisition a Lar'shi...
WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT? GET BACK TO THE ASSEMBLY LINE OR IT/S 1/2 RATIONS TONIGHT!
Siege_TF: I'd think that Eldrad is responcible for this situation and walk away. Doesn't matter what I do, it's all going to end up just as planned, but at least I can get away with my skin intact.
Anonymous36: @ siege; you realise that would be the part of the just as planned, and you may as well do something interesting since you're fucked one way or another.
Anonymous38: Tap her for info then hand her over to the Inquisition who would return her to her craft world. Shit now I have to kill all of you for telling you that.
Anonymous39: Anon15 as far as I'm aware there's nothing in the canon that says anyone in the Imperium of man is celibate. Most of the Space Marines (except the Black Templars, I think) can't make babies, but that don't mean they can't achieve an erection or an orgasm. And, Sisters of Battle may resemble nuns, but they don't have a vow of chastity that I'm aware of.
Anonymous59: I would shoot her with my heavy bolter'ss Krak rounds and eliminated another rack up another xeno scum for the body count....... after I f*cked her...
Anonymous62: I think it's funny how you can tell who's chaos, who's Imperial, and who's Tau here. But surprisingly enough I can't tell if there's any Eldar....
Anonymous67: show her the light of the emperor, forge a lasting alliance with the eldar, marry her to solidify said alliance and proceed to have many half astarties children
Anonymous75: Leave, she is and STILL will Virgin, and you can not change that. Although, maybe I shou...*BLAM* HERESY! ... Now, what do we have here? Xeno SCUM?! *Commisar leaves, about 10 minutes later an exterminatus got rid of about 99.4% of the planets population, the rest was evacuated. Said Commisar was given the honor to fight alongsides Space Marines in order to get rid of ALL the Eldar in the sector. He died because of heart failure about 37 years later, after being honorably discharged after said battle, in which he lost both of his legs trying to rip of a carnifex' head, because somehow, at the same time, there was a tyranid invasion happening. He had two sons, one becoming a Inquisitor, while the other followed his fathers footprints, becoming a commisar, bringing further glory to their name. His one daughter is being trained to become a psyker, later on becoming one of the best psyker having served for the empire, but being consumed by the warp 29 years from that point on. A monument was constructed in his honour, for his acts in the name of the emperor of mankind, and for being the man he was, one of many nameless commisars, having served the greater goo...*BLAM* the empire of Men*
Anonymous76: Run like a little bitch; because she could probably boil me in my own body fat with eldar magic if i'm not careful. I seriously wonder why nobody else considered this.
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For the Emperor!
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norly I don't get what's going on here.
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I'll get around to it eventually, when I lose interest in SupCom and Armada.
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What? What are you looking at? Shouldn't you be on collective farms, working for the Greater Good? >=/
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YOU HAVE FAILED!
Macha never gets any.
Ever.
Thats the point of Macha.
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WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT? GET BACK TO THE ASSEMBLY LINE OR IT/S 1/2 RATIONS TONIGHT!
Unfortunately my erection would. damn this psycho-conditioning. Sorry, Macha. Better keep stick to the showerhead.
space marines kick ass
I'd tap that ass.
What would Emporer do?
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1) It's fucking perfectly clear what it means by 'aiding herself', if you don't 'get it' get out.
2) Not everybody knows what a 'Gue'la' is, I suggest you keep your insane obsessions to yourself for the 'greater good'.
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2) ???
3) Profit, yar
assist, interrogate, obliterate
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ALWAYS ANGRY
ALL THE TIME
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CLEANSE AND PURGE - SUFFER NOT THE XENOS TO LIVE
Kinda close to this but with more sex. :I
ВО ИМЯ ИМПЕРАТОРА!!!
*BLAM*
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He made the Human Webway for a reason. And that reason is....clean and Sexy Eldar Poon Tang.
So do what Emps would do. Hit that Poon Tang. For The Emperor.
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For THE EMPEROR!
"taking my cloths off and proceed to save our species, the fun way"
for the Emprahh.