Poliwag: I certainly hope Raaku was joking. Otherwise I might have to weep for the lack of culture displayed here. (Culture? in MY Rule34? :| yeah you're right, not that likely. but -- still!)
Krawczyk: What else could it possibly be? What, you expect he could die? FOOL
The only way Chuck Norris could die is if he exhausted himself roundhousing not only Death but Satan AND Jesus AND Dracula. All in the same battle.
Anonymous5: Chuck Norris' pants do not contain any junk. There is only another foot.
And yes, Bruce Lee did kill his ass so hard in Way of the Dragon. But you gotta respect a man that gets up that many times against the Master, even after his arm snaps like a twig. You could see the pity in Bruce Lee's eyes, but it was not for Chuck. Nay, Master Lee pitied death, for verily he knew that death was about to get roundhouse kicked in the fucking jaw.
Anonymous11: hey Titanium, there's something wrong with the comments... if i try to post one using a computer with an IP address that starts with 112.201.xxx.xxx , it doesnt register on the comments. it wasn't like that before the software migration. please look into this. thanks.
Anonymous13: Kudoes to allthe above comments, since they were NOT nonsensical ravings(Not that that's a bad thing, always)but, they followed one single argument. No racism, no sexism, nothing but that point of the image. And, to ME, I think that this is a good piece of work, and, that Chuck(His friends, can call Him that)Norris deserves a statue, somewhere, And, I also believe that Vincent Price deserves one, too. I believe Bruce Lee has one, somewhere!
masterofpirates: There's a few things wrong with this. Normally, seeing his penis would make your brain explode. Also, Chuck Norris doesn't have foreskin because it gets in the way of his constant ejaculations.
Anonymous22: i was just researching about the statue a few minutes ago, and i came here to take a break, and i couldn't stop laughing at the concurrency
Anonymous24: What I love is that you morons don't even realize this is actually a BAD thing for Chuck. I've seen the real statue in person. you can't tell in photos, but the wang is actually pretty small. Legend has it this was done on purpose. he has a tiny wang, and now so does Chuck. so fuck you, norris fans
Anonymous27(5): if you're talking about the actual statue of David anon22, then yes, the wang is proportionally very small (the balls come down to where the dick ends in this pic and the dick starts a little higher but ends at the crease in the thigh and is 1/3 or so the size that it is here) but since the statue is 17 feet tall, it's still bigger than yours. Also in addition to the conventions of Renaissance art and the Greco-Roman sculpture it's based upon, the subject is usually considered to be the biblical David before his duel with Goliath, rather than afterwards like most other (lesser known) statues of David. And really... if you were about to fight Andre the Giant wouldn't you have a little shrinkage?
(So... you put down your rock and I put down my sword and we try and kill each other like civilized people?)
Anonymous32: Geez man its bad enough he's mocked as god, but do you guys have to actually need to immortalize him in stone? I'm thumbing down this. Sorry it's ridiculous how much crap I hear about this great Martial artist actor (which is all he is and ever will be) mind you he's getting so old that you could laugh at him soon and he won't do crap knowing how much you guys shame him.
DemonSauce: Don't you see! The massive balls contain our universe...we all live inside chuck's distended scrot-sac cosmos. That is the true source of his power!
Anonymous38: André René Roussimoff (19 May 1946 – 27 January 1993), best known as André the Giant, was a French professional wrestler and actor. His best remembered acting role was that of Fezzik, the giant in the film The Princess Bride. His size was a result of acromegaly, and led to him being called "The Eighth Wonder of the World".
In the World Wrestling Federation (now known as WWE), Roussimoff was a one-time WWF Champion and a one-time WWF World Tag Team Champion. In 1993, he was the first inductee into the WWF Hall of Fame.
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Raaku: Indeed, this is a statue of Chuck himself. It's on display in the Louvre. I can't remember who made it, but it's been around for years.
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The only way Chuck Norris could die is if he exhausted himself roundhousing not only Death but Satan AND Jesus AND Dracula. All in the same battle.
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And yes, Bruce Lee did kill his ass so hard in Way of the Dragon. But you gotta respect a man that gets up that many times against the Master, even after his arm snaps like a twig. You could see the pity in Bruce Lee's eyes, but it was not for Chuck. Nay, Master Lee pitied death, for verily he knew that death was about to get roundhouse kicked in the fucking jaw.
Someone should weegie this.
Meh.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a penis, just another arm with a FIST.
(So... you put down your rock and I put down my sword and we try and kill each other like civilized people?)
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In the World Wrestling Federation (now known as WWE), Roussimoff was a one-time WWF Champion and a one-time WWF World Tag Team Champion. In 1993, he was the first inductee into the WWF Hall of Fame.
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