craggle: no, leia! this is so wrong! you shouldn't degrade yourself like that to save your people. he's your father, for god's sake! that should be reason enough to give him a blowjob.
Anonymous5: "OK,I'VE MANIPULATED THE STAR CHARTS SO IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE IN THE ALDERAN SYSTEM THE PLANET THAT LOOKS LIKE TI IS REALLY JONAS-BEIBER AND HAS NO INTELLIGENT LIFE ON IT .
ALSO I'VE USED MY DARK SIDE POWERS TO CAST A 'CLOAK OF TEMPORARY DARKNESS/PROTECTION' SO ANY SHIP ENTERING THE SYSTEM WILL THINK THEY'VE ENTERED THE FRAGMENTED REMAINS OF THE PLANET
NOW THEN...BLOW ME LIKE YOU OWE ME!!"
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ALSO I'VE USED MY DARK SIDE POWERS TO CAST A 'CLOAK OF TEMPORARY DARKNESS/PROTECTION' SO ANY SHIP ENTERING THE SYSTEM WILL THINK THEY'VE ENTERED THE FRAGMENTED REMAINS OF THE PLANET
NOW THEN...BLOW ME LIKE YOU OWE ME!!"
>implying you're funny
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