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MR_Furry: nice
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Anonymous1: lol wut?
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Anonymous2(1): w8 wut?
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Anonymous3: No exceptions.

Actually, with an ability like "Harden," I figured Metapod to be a male Porkyman.
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Rat: think nipples, anon3, nipples
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evilpika: Just when I think I've seen it all...
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Anonymous4(1): it exists to torment your mind and your penis in the coming nights, that is its purpose for it is:

Rule #34
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Synonymous_Red_X: It's ... meh.
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Scrounge: Look at where the eyes are, then look at where the mose and mouth are. She's gonna look like a hammerhead shark when she gets out of that thing.
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Anonymous5: But what if the eyes are just part of the shell?
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Anonymous6: @Scrounge: She's a SHAAAAAARK! She'll suck your COOOOOOCK! (But it's a bad idea.)
Also, eyes = part of shell means shedding of shell = stuff of nightmares.
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paranoid: 34!!!!!!!!!!1111111! BIATCH
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Anonymous7: There are exactly zero redeeming qualities about this.
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Rat: I'd hit it.
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Anonymous8: ...as would I.
With my shoe.
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Ciorba: I think I saw a porno like this once.
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evilpika: O_o I'm not sure what to say to that Ciorba
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Anonymous9: Maybe she grows a penis when she uses Harden.
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Anonymous10: awesome...
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Scrounge: I think this is what David Lynch masturbates to...
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Anonymous11: gonk gonk gonk
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Amun-Ra: Amun-Ra used Harden!

But it failed...
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Anonymous12: step one: harden
step 2: tackle
step 3: string shot
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Anonymous13: step 4: surf
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Anonymous14: Step 5: Fuck your Porkyman
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Anonymous15: step 6. repeat. this is one freaky titty coccoon'
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Decanter: Like the majestic metapod, many in this world should learn to harden the fuck up... and grow a thicker skin.

Featured!
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Creator___: oh.
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ChrisChat: amazong
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Leufaust: *wakes up in the middle of the night*
*browses rule34*
*saw this*
*went back to sleep satisfied*
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Krawczyk: @Decanter: user image
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pornofile2: that Bubbles gif... reminds me, that there is a surprising lack of good TPB porn on here...
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Akadosan: That face of despair...
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Anonymous16: Uh... I can still name it Penis if i want, right?
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ChrisChat: I thought people had already stopped letting things get under their skin?
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Pootis: @ChrisChat: Can't stop, they crawl into these wounds that never heal.
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Sodomius: Metaboob
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Farfegnugen: @ChrisChat: What rock were you living under for the past couple of thoasand years?
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Anonymous17: Damn that's hot.
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BPQ00X: Well that's a reasonable response to events transpired.
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duckducktoys: hwat?
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Anonymous18: Metapod reimagined as a persona monster?
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Decanter: @Anonymous: If you're the kind of person to name a cat Spot, sure.
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Anonymous19: @Anonymous @Decanter
There is nothing wrong with a female penis. There's plenty of porn on this site that proves it.
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GoatHorn: I want a caterpie and butterfree done In this style
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Anonymous20: grab her by the back, lick her til she's wet & fuck her like an onahole & if you need a tighter pussy have her use harden. its the best way to liberate her
-Natural Harmonia Gropius aka N, king of Team Plasma
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Anonymous21: @Anonymous20 the freak N, I don't think that's how you should be acting in public.
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BlueJoe: Why are features always so disturbing? Can we get something sexy for once e_e.
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BlueZorua: @BlueJoe: To the mods .. this IS sexy.
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KeybladeMaster22: Picture those Metapod cosplayers.
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Anonymous22: can somebody with an account please report the CP that is currently on the index page?
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Ranko216: @Anonymous: Done
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Anonymous23: Areed. Someone who knows how to report the cp should please do so. I tryed but I did not find a button to report it. So I guess you have to have an account in order to do so. I had one but I do not remember the account name I made.
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Anonymous24: I sent an email to them, not sure how long it'll take.
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traffik: @Anonymous: It's been reported by about 20 people already. Nothing else can be done on our end.
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BlueZorua: @traffik: Took me a minute to realize what CP meant. Gross, gross, gross.
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appealus: Okay, I'll bite. What is this Feature in reference to?
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iedasbS2: NOOOO! He uses harden, he's not a woman >.>
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Anonymous25: what only 44 metapod

fuck this
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Franky_Whiskey: @Krawczyk: You glorious sonoffabitch. 9/10, would Drip the fuck outta her.
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Franky_Whiskey: @Anonymous: Fuck you. Make more Metapod porns.
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Krawczyk: user image
I notice a distinct lack of ArcheAge furfaggotry around here! Get to work!

@Anonymous: Again? Don't those people know this isn't /b/? CP only goes in /b/!
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BobaFettish42: Yaaay!
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Dick_Chappy: Metapod used harden?
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Farfegnugen: @Krawczyk: Almost thought that came from FF XIV.
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TrashPirate: soon to be a sexy butterfree.
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ChrisChat: wat about moot?
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Farfegnugen: @ChrisChat: Pretty moot point by now.
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JWN926: ...Why do a lot of the page elements have scroll bars now?
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Urbane_Guerrilla: @JWN926: Apparently to make it harder to see all the porn in a pic. I don't see it as an improvement, though the Comments section seems to work better now -- no internal error message if you don't click and hold a second.
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Anonymous26: Please get rid of the scroll bars,thanks
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Anonymous27: Holy broken site layout, Batman!
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meow-meow: wow fuck... i hope site administrators everywhere will one time realize they dont need to fuck up and ruin a whole goddamn website just because some fat pathetic fucks find it too bothersome to use websites with a correct, thought-out layout on their shitty useless iphones or ipads or ipods or whatever it is they cant go even to toilet without.
and honestly, this is getting out of hand. all over the internet. if they can only scroll downwards and upwards, or cant click buttons that dont take up half the screen, its their OWN fucking problems. i dont think the site would die or have any damage or loss even if those fat fucks in question couldnt use their mobiles to view it. its more likely if the people in charge of the site decide to fuck it up entirely in favor of those people, when it worked just good before, and would work just as good if it was left alone...
"Toggle Navigation".. seriously? if anything, there should be a button to get the state and layout which is applied right now, while people who want to see the site like before could actually do that.
now its either narrow and shitty, or you can toggle navigation to make it even worse.
anyone who can only view a site when its dumbed down to this mobile style shit for retards, with huge ass buttons, only scrolling downwards and upwards and usually having nothing but the content should just learn how to do it, or do it on a device it was originally created for.
and the site admins should learn to ignore them, or give a damn option so people could still view the site in a way it wouldnt feel like viewing a shitty mobile screen.
and for real, this "toggle navigation" shit takes up 1/15 of the page for me. now i cant even scroll right like i always did, i either have to see the "navigation" or have a page without anything but the "content".

didnt even mention these fucking static shits. so fucking annoying its unbelievable. there is literally nothing more annoying considering a web page than if some huge ass useless shit follows your page whatever you do.
i can imagine the next thing will be having the search bar follow you at the top of the screen, like every other mobile user ass hair sucking website does, and having a huge ass button that says 'Load more' at the pictures instead of actual pages.
and i also KNOW it wouldnt take much effort to give an option to choose between normal and stupid-fat-greasy-finger-greasy-screen-mobile-nerd layout modes
so yes, better leave, this layout is giving me mobile headache...
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CrotchboobAddict: I use noscript so I guess the site work as it usually does for me, expect I noticed today there's some scroll bars that don't do anything, a bit annyoing, but don't bother me too much
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CrotchboobAddict: Great, now that I started thinking about it, it annoy the fuck outta me
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Farfegnugen: @meow-meow: Build your own website at Geocities.com
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Farfegnugen: I hope whom was uploading images of that fucked up kid got banned this time.
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JWN926: @Farfegnugen: 'This time'?
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meow-meow: @Farfegnugen:
what is that supposed to mean?
they can fuck the site up, i dont come here too often.this way it will just becomeone of the many similar sites where i can almost see the mark of fat fingers on my monitor.
and when it will happen, you all can remember i predicted it and noone cared
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Farfegnugen: @JWN926: They did come back 30 minutes later and uploaded 20 more. Don't know why anyone would want a photo, let alone 30, of that freak show.

@meow-meow: What it means is, you can build your own website at Geocities.com. It's pretty easy to make a website on Geocities since they got templets and animated construction gifs.
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BlueZorua: @Farfegnugen: That person could possibly return?

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meow-meow: @Farfegnugen:

and how does that justify fucking up this website?
just look at how overly huge the page numbers became too. its so unneeded, illogical and annoying that a decision like this shouldnt even cross the minds of anyone who can change a website and cares any about it.

lets make the whole site 800 pixels wide, and make all the buttons 100 pixels wide each, while also taking up space with shits that are static and wont leave your damn screen alone. pretty logical, yes.
is it still usable? yes.. maybe. i think the site wasnt less usable on mobiles before, than it is now on anything else.

also, isnt there zoom on those touch screen mobile shits? i cant understand why a site would have to be stripped of everything but fucking gigantic buttons and the important content on the screen to be properly used. or comfortably used...

and i dont know why i would need to create my own website because of this. maybe you are one of those fat nerds or something, but even then i dont know how this can look logical at all
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Thumper: @meow-meow: why not just always click on the 'image only' button when you're mobile?
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TheDragon21: This Metapod looks like something out of Berserk.
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Farfegnugen: @BlueZorua: I feel more awkward for the parents. If I was the father, I'll be afraid to stick my dick back in where that came from. Don't know if there's another one in the back.

@meow-meow: Spelling it out; If you could do better, do it. Besides that, if you got suggestions on how to improve the site, don't make it sound like if came the desk of enraged asshole. There's also e-mailing the staff that mess of curse words and footnotes.
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meow-meow: @Farfegnugen:
yes, i think i could do better. by just leaving it alone.
and my suggestion is: leave it alone. thats all. no need to waste time and energy ruining shit just so later it seems too big of an effort and wasted past efforts to revert.
and i act like an enraged asshole because they managed to ruin my past years by thinking its necessary to change layouts and looks of sites which were the same for even over 10 years. just because in USA or somewhere you cant live without a smart phone or what the shit being sticked in your hand all the time.
look at what happened to youtube, for example. fucking ridiculous to change something that worked for so long just because of those retards who cant wait until they can use a proper device so they view sites on their bendable dildo replacement instead.
site admins dont realize they can, or just dont want to give options to see things how they were before.

also seems like the feature is kind of related to this change... or maybe a coincidence
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Thumper: "Hey you kids! Stay off my lawn!!" -meow-meow
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BlueZorua: @Farfegnugen: I'm not sure that abomination has parents to begin with.
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The_Elder_Troll: And once again, we are back to more of this. I used nightmare and its super goddamn effective


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