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TagsCyclops, Duke, Jean_Grey, Marvel, Nightcrawler, Rogue, Shadowcat, X-Men, X-Men_Evolution
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Anonymous1: I'd lol if he opened his eyes
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Anonymous2: WTF? Apparently Kurt has a dick like a damn Rottweiler.

And Scott has no balls.
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evilpika: That's just the start. Jean looks like she's fifty, Kitty apparently has no shoulder blades, and both her and Kurt are defying gravity. And don't get me started on how the people touching Rogue aren't dying.
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Anonymous3: well, as you pointed out, Jean looks pretty... strange...
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appealus: Well, Kitty can make herself lighter than air so she's probably using her powers on Kurt. The rest is just fucked up.
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An_Onymous: So... much... fail...
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Anonymous4: Ok, I have a reason to explain this, Jean looks old because she is touching rogue, Scott isn't eye blasting because he's about to pass out because of fucking rouge. and Kitty is supposed to be like really flexible, so that and the arms being off set makes that part work, as for the defying gravity appealus explained that, but they are about to collapse because of kitty sucking on rogues nipple.
As for why rogue isn't eye blasting, for some reason she is able to control the power better then Scott.
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Tintin: Complicated porn is complicated.
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Rule34d: But why is Kurt's dick so huge?
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som: Is there a flowchart for this?
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Anonymous5(4): Um Kurt's dick is huge because um, his bodily proportions are all screwy like his huge fingers, maybe the artist chose that to mean that he has an abnormal dick as well.

As for a flowchart, no, I'm not going to make a flowchart to explain porn that took time away from my busy masturbation schedule.
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Anonymous6: why is scott's dick that freaken red?
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Anonymous7: Red Rocket!
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Anonymous8: I'm glad somebody finally pointed out Kurt's dick! I mean, why the fuck is it thicker than his leg? And she is able to control Scott's power better because his lack of control is not part of his mutation. It's the result of an accident from before he got his powers when he had a head injury.
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Shedy: @Anonymous: I accept this headcanon.


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