Anonymous7: Nah, I she's gonna put down that chainsaw and listen to me;
then join in the fight;
then let her babies grow up to be cowboys
then let the bedbugs bite;
then put all her egs in 1 basket
then count her chickens before the hatch;
then sell some wine before it's time
then find herself an itch to scratch;
then squeeze all the charmin she can when mr. wipples not around
then stcik her head in the microwave and get herself a tan;
then talk with her mouth full;
bite the hand that feeds her;
bite a lot more than she can chew;
then DARE TO BE STUPID!!!;
take some wooden nickles;
look for mr. Goodbar
Get her mojo working now
I'll show her how she can DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
She can turn the other cheek
She can just give up the ship
She can eat a bunch of sushi than forget to leave a tip
DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
Come on and
DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
It's so easy to do, so
DARE TO BE STUPID
We're all waiting for you
Let's go
It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have volunteer?
There's no more time for crying over spilt milk now it's time for crying in her beer
Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
Buy some sencible shoes and a chevrole
Than party till you're broke and they drag her away it's OK
She can DARE TO BE STUPID
It's like spitting on a fish
It's like barking up a tree
It's like you said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free!
DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
Yes!
Why don't you DARE TO BE STUPID??!!!
It's so easy, So DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
We're all waiting for you!!!
Burn your candle at both ends, look a gift horse in the mouth.
Mashed potatoes can be your friends.
You can be a coffee achiever,
You can sit around the house and watch leave it to beaver,
the future's up to You,
So what you gonna do?
DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
What did I say?
DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
Tell me, what did I say?
DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
C'mon, join the croud!!!
DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
Shout it outloud!!!
DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
I can't hear you!
DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
OK, I can hear you now!
DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
Let's go!
DARE TO BE STUPID
DARE TO BE STUPID
DARE TO BE STUPID
DARE TO BE STUPID
DARE TO BE STUPID
DARE TO BE STUPID
DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
(If you don't know the song, then go here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ&feature=related
Anonymous9: Or maybe she says gonna go to the hardware store
Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town
Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here
I thought that I would go right out of my mind
Until a friend told me the news
He said, "Hey! You know that vacant lot
Right beside the gas station? Well somebody bought it
And on that spot they're gonna build a shop
Where we can go buy bolts and screws"
Since then I've been walking on air (air)
I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair
'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care
I've been waiting since last June
For this day to finally arrive
I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive
'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside
Well, I hope they open soon
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight
Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out
I pressed my nose right up against the glass
You know, I had to be first in line
Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom
Want a pair of pliers for every single room of my house
See those hacksaws? Very, very soon
One of them will be all mine
Guys with nametags walking down the aisles
Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles
Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles
All arranged alphabetically
And they're doing a promotional stunt
There's a great big purple sign out front
That says every 27th customer
Will get a ball peen hammer free
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
Would you look at all that stuff.
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and Spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16yI2d9sNE
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then join in the fight;
then let her babies grow up to be cowboys
then let the bedbugs bite;
then put all her egs in 1 basket
then count her chickens before the hatch;
then sell some wine before it's time
then find herself an itch to scratch;
then squeeze all the charmin she can when mr. wipples not around
then stcik her head in the microwave and get herself a tan;
then talk with her mouth full;
bite the hand that feeds her;
bite a lot more than she can chew;
then DARE TO BE STUPID!!!;
take some wooden nickles;
look for mr. Goodbar
Get her mojo working now
I'll show her how she can DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
She can turn the other cheek
She can just give up the ship
She can eat a bunch of sushi than forget to leave a tip
DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
Come on and
DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
It's so easy to do, so
DARE TO BE STUPID
We're all waiting for you
Let's go
It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have volunteer?
There's no more time for crying over spilt milk now it's time for crying in her beer
Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
Buy some sencible shoes and a chevrole
Than party till you're broke and they drag her away it's OK
She can DARE TO BE STUPID
It's like spitting on a fish
It's like barking up a tree
It's like you said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free!
DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
Yes!
Why don't you DARE TO BE STUPID??!!!
It's so easy, So DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
We're all waiting for you!!!
Burn your candle at both ends, look a gift horse in the mouth.
Mashed potatoes can be your friends.
You can be a coffee achiever,
You can sit around the house and watch leave it to beaver,
the future's up to You,
So what you gonna do?
DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
What did I say?
DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
Tell me, what did I say?
DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
C'mon, join the croud!!!
DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
Shout it outloud!!!
DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
I can't hear you!
DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
OK, I can hear you now!
DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
Let's go!
DARE TO BE STUPID
DARE TO BE STUPID
DARE TO BE STUPID
DARE TO BE STUPID
DARE TO BE STUPID
DARE TO BE STUPID
DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
(If you don't know the song, then go here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ&feature=related
Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town
Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here
I thought that I would go right out of my mind
Until a friend told me the news
He said, "Hey! You know that vacant lot
Right beside the gas station? Well somebody bought it
And on that spot they're gonna build a shop
Where we can go buy bolts and screws"
Since then I've been walking on air (air)
I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair
'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care
I've been waiting since last June
For this day to finally arrive
I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive
'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside
Well, I hope they open soon
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight
Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out
I pressed my nose right up against the glass
You know, I had to be first in line
Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom
Want a pair of pliers for every single room of my house
See those hacksaws? Very, very soon
One of them will be all mine
Guys with nametags walking down the aisles
Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles
Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles
All arranged alphabetically
And they're doing a promotional stunt
There's a great big purple sign out front
That says every 27th customer
Will get a ball peen hammer free
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
Would you look at all that stuff.
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and Spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16yI2d9sNE
Don't know where,
Don't know when
But I know we'll fap again some horny day
Keep smiling through,
Just like you always do
Till the admins drive the newfags far away..."
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