Anonymous4: @deuce: Well, if you actually watched it, you will know that the thing that mutated them combined their DNA with the last thing that touched them, in this case was the human form of Splinter, that makes them part mammal, they can actually have tits
Why would fictional, copyrighted, cartoon turtles be bi-pedal, anthropomorphic, ninjitsu masters? They're animals...Also not real. :/
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...... no wait, nvm, that was my manhood reacting to it.