KaptainKoonKiller: He most likely has Peyronie's disease, which is caused by plaque buildup inside the erectile tissue. When he first took up mass debating at 16, his initial method involved lying face down on the bed while rubbing his duck with a washcloth, which over time probably affected the curvature of his penis before it finally evolved into a near 90 degree bend. He never mentioned any accident, but it is likely that he did fracture his dick and never went to the hospital because he was too afraid to tell his parents because of the conservative manchild that he is.
Sintime: Watch any of Chris chans videos and you see the same dysfunctional syndromes present, angry over everything, easily offended and always crying, I think chris-chan is the original father source of all bronies and they are the offspring of crossbread mating or something.
Anonymous20: This is amazing, oh god. It's not offensive to bronies but funny as fuck.
Thanks, Mr. Artist! I'm pretty sure humans don't have bones in their cocks, but fuck that, cock-bone for effect!
Anonymous21: remember kids!!
if you're a brony,
you are as same as chris chan
because chris chan is an original brony before mlp fanbase goes mainstream.
p/s: be a brogre. fill your dreams with onions!!
Anonymous24: I'm assuming most people know this already. His duck is bent at a 45 degree angle when erect. Don't ask how I know this. Bleach wasn't enough, is all you need to know.
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Last I checked the penis doesn't have a bone in it, though I suppose I could be wrong, it IS Chris-Chan.
Chris Chan's duck CLEARLY has a bone in it.
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>Fugly Applejack
>bent penis
ಠ_ರೃ I say, wat?
>penis breaks
ಠuರೃ THE END JUSTIFIES THE MEANS! EVERYBODY WINS!
"HURRR DURRR THE GUY WHO DREW THIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES THERE IS A BONE IN THE PENIS"
*puts on shades*
his boner.
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Really fucking wish I hadn't. -_- Goddamn.
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Sadly you can never be sure anymore.
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Ahem.
Bent Duck, if you please.
Yeah, that's what I said earlier.
Since when are we supposed to do anatomically accurate Chris-chan drawings?
Genius.jpg
and this justifys your actions of spamming the FIM porn section with shitty edits and mspaint pictures?
nice one, when you got problems you just make it a bigger problem and makes you a part of the problem dumbass.
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He jammed it in his urethra after some finger-lickin' good KFC
Thanks, Mr. Artist! I'm pretty sure humans don't have bones in their cocks, but fuck that, cock-bone for effect!
if you're a brony,
you are as same as chris chan
because chris chan is an original brony before mlp fanbase goes mainstream.
p/s: be a brogre. fill your dreams with onions!!
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