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TagsArgonian, Dark_Brotherhood, Khajiit, M'aiq_the_Liar, Oblivion, Rule_63, Shadowmere, The_Elder_Scrolls
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Anonymous1: Well M'aiq is a liar.
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Anonymous2: holy shit.... we need some mods like this!
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Anonymous3: anon 1 speacks teh truth
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Anonymous4(2): anyone who ever listens to M'aiq in oblivion though, can tell he isnt all that much of a liar anymore, just sharing his opinions on things.. in morrowind he was a liar [except for one thing], but i guess he stopped that bad habit.
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Anonymous5: M'aiq's comments come almost straight from Bethesda, answering questions that people who had played Morrowind were asking about Oblivion. Like, why can't you hit people with staves, or kick, or strip characters bare, or why there are no dragons in the game. He is by far one of the best NPC's ever.
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Anonymous6: I think this is just funny.

Out of no where; M'aiq appears and exclaims "M'aiq thinks it's a good place to jack off!"
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Anonymous7: I'm thinking of sending this to Bethesda
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Synonymous_Red_X: WHY WOULD YOU JACK OFF YOUR HORSE

GOD DAMN

LEAVE THE POOR HORSE ALONE
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Rule34d: Rule34d thinks this is a good place to jack off
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Anonymous8: M'aiq runs abnormally fast.
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jon__bon: OMFG...
This succeeds on many levels...
WHO DID THIS?
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NukeDukem: Source for epic win!
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Anonymous9: Can't see the pic, damn cell phone.

Fishy sticks, lol. M'aiq is probably fast in more ways than one ;).
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Anonymous10: SON OF A BITCH DID IT AGAIN! Sorry.
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Gremrat: The horse thinks all couples should be this considerate.
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Anonymous11: May you walk on warm sands.
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Dagger: i actually killed M'aiq with my trusted Bow of Storms once.

but some source perhaps? whos the artist?
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muffinfucker: you cant kill m'aiq u lieing bastard hes a crit npc ya know has that crown icon it jsut says he goes unconcous also i belive m'iaq has speed maxed with nothing on under the robe so hes gonna run hella fast
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Anonymous12: Holy shit that's Shadowmere!
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Anonymous13: "M'aiq thinks it is a good place to jack off!"

Oh exploitable and new meme potential.
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Dagger: @muffinfucker
ya know theres ways to remove the crit.npc. mode? ;)
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Anonymous14: M'aiq thinks argonians are beatiful too.
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Mewtwo: That's a really good use for a tail!
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Anonymous15: ALL HAIL THE CHAMPION OF CYRODIL
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Anonymous16: OMG THIS IS SO NOT CANON KHAJITI HATE THE ARGONIANS M'AIQ WOULD SOONER ATTACK THAN JACK OFF TO ARGONIAN PRON OMGOMG!!!1
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Anonymous17: A fishy stick on that!
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Anonymous18: NEEDS WEEGEE SHOP
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Rat: no
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Anonymous19: hey ne1 realize that m'aiq has his fingers in his butt......creepy
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Peeplo: You're stupid Anon22.
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Anonymous20: hey 15! shadowmere is NOT BROWN!
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jon__bon: Hi, I'm a khajiit. Want to see me lick my butt?
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Anonymous21: That spooge is tasty looking =9
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Anonymous22: If Jack helped you off your horse, would you help Jack of his?
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Anonymous23: If I see that M'aiq one more time...
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Rule34d: Rule34d thought this would be a good place to jack off but he was wrong, dead wrong. Yet it feels so Wright, Phoenix Wright for DS, buy an action packed copy today kids.
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Orenji: M'aiq things this is a good place to wrongly misinterpret the facts about video-games, and then make porn of said misinterpreted facts!
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GODSPEEDYOUBLACKEMPEROR: is that shadowmere?
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Anonymous24: to anon 4: in Morrowind, two things he says is true. The talking mud crab, and the giant netch.

to muffin: the bow of storms was also in morrowind, where you could kill anyone and everyone, even quest characters. If you killed a main quest character a message saying you doomed the world popped up. Morrowind was so much better was then Oblivion, both amazing games though.
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Anonymous25: This makes it look like he came in one stroke, to me.
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Anonymous26: Well he IS really fast. I guess this just proves that in more ways than one.
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Anonymous27: Thats Shadowmere...

HORSE FUTA?
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Anonymous28: "It is good the people wear clothing. M'aiq wears clothing. Who would want to see M'aiq naked? Sick, sick people. Very sad."
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wutmaster: Too much moon sugar.
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Anonymous29(24): There is actually a dragon in this picture.
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Bomber64: Damn it, forgot to log in, anon32 was me. But yeah, there is a dragon.
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Anonymous30: is this one of those find the thing that may or may not be there gags? point it out, or it's not there
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Bomber64: There are dragons everywhere, but they're invisible.
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Anonymous31: where do I find M'aiq in Oblivion?
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Anonymous32(30): he's outside towns - like right at the outside entrances randomly I think, you'll see him every now and then
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Anonymous33: Why jack off a horse? I'll tell you why... To make people like you react this way, that's why. It's funny, that way.
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Twin_Uzis: Fuck whoever drew this. Fuck his family and friends and his dog. My they all die slowly, horribly, and painfully.
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Anonymous34: The horse is not Shadowmere. Shadowmere is female, Lucian refers to her as a she.
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Anonymous35: Tiny misshapen argonian penis.
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Anonymous36: Shadowmere is a dude! If you look at Shadowmere in Oblivion, you will see he has a dick!
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Anonymous37(34): Nope no she had no dick. I checked. I did a tcl to get under her and I saw nothing.
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Anonymous38: lucian does say she, is shadowmare in morrowind too cause it could be male there.
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Anonymous39(34): there are no horse's in morrowind
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Anonymous40: I have to say, this'n looks pretty cool, noce job M'aiq.
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Anonymous41: SHADOWMERE IS A FEMALE HORSE. If you think otherwise, shut the fuck up.
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Anonymous42: There are no mares in Oblivion - no mare mesh, just geldings. Of course there are mods that correct it and make Shadowmere a mare.

M'aiq is most of the time on his way between Anvil and Leyawiin, on foot (and running with speed of 100). But he rests briefly in front of the gate of either of the towns before resuming his run, and that's when you can spot him the easiest.
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Anonymous43: ...I want this FEATURED! NOW!
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Anonymous44: the proper way to ride a horse
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Anonymous45: Anon 19: No-one cares if it's not canon, it's just a little cartoon. Who would seriously attack ppl having sex instead of jacking off?
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vasucka: i am the first girl that say i love OBLIVIOOON and that picture is amazing cute :-)
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Twin_Uzis: Or you would be, if you were a girl.
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vasucka: bla bla that true i can not good english shut up please ;_;
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Anonymous46: i found the place where he is sleeping and one time i remeber was that i saw him and i try to follow him whit my horse he never stop running lol
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Anonymous47: His tail is in the horse dick. I think what's more disturbing is I noticed it.
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Anonymous48: On the subject of Oblivion, anyone else feel bad about killing the whole DB, and then when Lucien gets mutilated and killed. Like, everyone you knew since the beginning is dead, only to leave you with some whore going "You're amazing!" all the time?
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Hanssen69: Thats so funny.
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Anonymous49: Si on pouvait en avoir d'autre...
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Anonymous50: anonymous53 I totaly agree. I liked Ocheiva...
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Anonymous51: o jesus not just moon sugar i had too much schooma too
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Anonymous52: No Anon49, what makes me feel bad is that the Night Mother thinks she can fucking control the god of madness. If this was Morrowin you could have fucking killed that smug bitch- fucking assassin can't kill? that's just stupid.
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Anonymous53: Argonian faces looks better than in this wicked game.
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Anonymous54: Anon53 and referencing the Shivering Illes Expansion and how you become the next Mad-God...hilarious. But yeah, it does suck the limiters in Oblivion, and no nudity since ESII...I miss when games were good.
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Anonymous55: why is the horse jizzing
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Anonymous56: So is this furry or beastiality?
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Anonymous57: "Who would want to see M'aiq naked? Sick, sick people."
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Katt_Monroe: ^WIN.
And, A56, it's furry, scaly AND bestiality.
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Anonymous58: EVERYONE IS CUMMING ALL AT ONCE!

I'm surprised those little mushrooms aren't, as well...
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Fara_Phoenix: ^Mario reference GET?
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Fara_Phoenix: And...added Shadowmere tag.
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Fara_Phoenix: Oh, r_63 as well.
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Anonymous59: And then it turns back again when you tug on its winkeh!
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Anonymous60: He did it again...FUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
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OGRE: Layers upon layers
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Anonymous61: upon layers....of jizz.
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Anonymous62: the only thing wrong with this is that tiny little skinny argonian penis :I
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Anonymous63: -/.\-
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Anonymous64: uh....shadowmere is a female....hence...shadowMERE
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Anonymous65: wow, that argonian is really talented *turns jealous*
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Anonymous66: Whose tail is jacking the horse off? We can see the girl's tail, and the beginning of the guy's tail can be seen behind him; it would have to be longer than his own body to reach that far.
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Anonymous67: anon65 mere isnt even a word u tard
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Anonymous68: anon68 You're a fucking idiot.
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Anonymous69: He would be right
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Anonymous70: meres are female, therefore shadowmere is female
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Anonymous71: What in the actual fuck did I just see O_O
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Anonymous72: Dufuq
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Anonymous73: anon 71 you tard mere isn't a word and a female horse is a MARE
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Anonymous74: that sneaky khajiit...
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Franky_Whiskey: Yo, M'aiq! What do you think of Paheal?

"M'AIQ THINKS IT IS A GOOD PLACE TO JACK OFF!"
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Anonymous75: @Anonymous: god so many idiots here, mere is a god damn word ok? http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/mere nothing but retards on this site i swear....
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JWN926: Mere =/= mare
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Anonymous76: Some say Alduin is Akatosh. Some say M'aiq has a disturbing obsession with horses. Do not believe either of these things
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counter-the-courier: horse ruined it.


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