Fubar: I'm pretty sure all large dragons are female. According to lore, don't male dragons mature and become drakes but never have the ability fly? I hate myself for knowing that.
Anonymous6(5): Fubar: Lore on dragons varies WILDLY by source. Elder Scrolls dragons are a special case, being the semi-physical offspring of Akatosh/Alduin, the dragon god of time. I don't believe they mate at all, and are androgynously nonsexual, sort of like really pissed-off angels.
But that's okay, I'ma fappin' anyway.
Anonymous8: See, all you had to do was give them some sweet lovin'. But NOOOOO, you have to kill them and take their powers. And the guards ask me why the dragons are back and killing shit.
Anonymous17(5): KoolStoryBro: 'Cause they look bad-ass? I'm a nord ATM, but I'm tempted to play an Arg later on, cause they look like kickass velociraptors. I think I'm doing a Thalmor-killin' High Elf next, though. For the ultimate in "Even I know you guys are assholes!"
Anonymous20(5): HEY GUYS, I JUST THOUGHT UP A GREAT, ORIGINAL JOKE THAT YOU HAVEN'T HEARD TEN TIMES ALREADY RIGHT ABOVE THIS! HOW ABOUT IF YOU CHANGE THE B IN DRAGONBORN TO A P, THEN IT'S DRAGON...PORN! HA! I'M SO FUNAY! OLOLOLOLO
This is as bad as when Titanium featured that picture of Cornelius, the Cornflakes mascot, and every aspiring internet comedian just had to make the "cock" joke.
Anonymous21: Anon 19 just got +3 internets. One for logic, one for the desire of uniqueness and the cornflakes reference, and one for the Capslock sarcasm. Good job sir.
Anonymous27(5): Whiners need to shut the fuck up, we need more EVERYTHING on skyrim.
(Srsly, it's not like the paheal mods are deleting straight submissions to make room for gay ones, you guys. Plenty of hard drive space for our stuff AND their stuff, and some more besides.)
Anonymous33: So THATS how the Dragonborn was made! (Get it? He has the blood of a dragon :O Some serious dragon raping was happening before he was born.....)
mjolnirmarkfive: @ThatsAkoolStoryBro Not really I made a Khajit specifically to join the companions and become a werewolf I named the character Catdog.
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FUCKING DRAGONPORN REFRENCES IN THE COMMENTS I WILL SHOUT EVERYTHING AWAY! FUS RO DAH!
The_Elder_Troll: @stevethechampionofdaedras: I understand you are a skyrim fan but please stop referencing it, of coarse my name is a parodied version of The elder Scrolls: Skyrim because I made this account when I got skyrim, but your references are forcing me to hate you.
But that's okay, I'ma fappin' anyway.
HE IS DOVAHKIIN
DRAGONPORN
FU ROH DAH
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In their tongue he's Dovakiin...
DRAGONPORN!
FU YO ASS
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no, dont try to tell me its for their useless waterbreathing ability. we all know why you play one.
Dragon porn!
This is as bad as when Titanium featured that picture of Cornelius, the Cornflakes mascot, and every aspiring internet comedian just had to make the "cock" joke.
"Doesn't matter had sex"
(Srsly, it's not like the paheal mods are deleting straight submissions to make room for gay ones, you guys. Plenty of hard drive space for our stuff AND their stuff, and some more besides.)
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FUCKING DRAGONPORN REFRENCES IN THE COMMENTS I WILL SHOUT EVERYTHING AWAY! FUS RO DAH!
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