Anonymous15: I understand this whole "mythical" thing, but really, is this how it happened? Things like Greek legends I want to know about. Is this how Zesus made legends, if so, how come we heard about minotaurs and centurs in the first place? And do we want poofs about minotuars and centuars? What do you guys think?
Anonymous18: well to start off with the mythology lesson, the minotaur was born when rascally old Zeus decided to fuck some Minoan queen in the form of a bull or some shit and so she birthed it and the Minoan king was just like, dafuq, the minotaur was violent as shit so they locked it up and gave it sacrifices so as not to piss of Zeus or Poseidon. The centaurs came about when some king dude named ixion fucked Nephele who was called a cloud (imagination is important in mythology!) who then birthed the centaurs, they were really smart but kind of assholes and wrecked a wedding after getting super drunk, there were a few calm ones though. and so there you go a small lesson.
Anonymous24: Minotaur had nothing to do with Zeus though. The myth is that this Minoan King had this bull that he was supposed to sacrifice to Poseidon, but didn't because that shits expensive. That pissed Poseidon off so he made the Queen hot for bull dick, resulting in her getting knocked up with a bull baby. Get your facts straight before you start mouthing off about mythology like your hot shit. Fucking normies.
Anonymous28: @Anonymous:
Zeus seduces her Europa, a beautiful women, by transforming himself in a bull. (He almost always transform in animal to seduce women. Take advice guys: to seduce women you must transform into animal!)
One of Europa’s child is Minos. Minos’s wife is the one who give bith to the Minotaurus.
So Minotaurus has always something to do with Zeus.
Also all legend have different versions. One of them is that Hera was jealous of what Zeus did with Europa so she the one who tell Poseidon to make Pasiphaë fall in love with a bull.
Anonymous41: Oh god Zeus died 2016 has taken so many lives but why Zeus damn you rule 34 and your featured image informing me of the death of another American icon Zeus you will be missed R.I.P
Anonymous44: @Chef Retardee: Pretty sure it was King Minos, and it was a prize cow, which is why King Minos is cursed to gaurd the lobby of hell (the part after The River Styx).
Anonymous47: Omg this is so FUNKING disgusting! FUNK you Zeus you disgusting perverted horrible creep taking advantage of animals is wrong and you must be punished at once!!!
Anonymous49: @Anonymous: Actually Poseidon as an act of punishment cursed Crete's King Minos with a son who is half man, half bull. Minos was a son born of Zeus and Europa. His punishment came about because after becoming king he declared it was the gods' will then sacrificed a bull to Poseidon. He then asked of Poseidon to send him another bull to be sacrificed. From the sea came a beautiful white bull. Minos couldn't bring himself to sacrifice the beautiful creature and set it free sacrificing a different bull. Poseidon grew angry when the white bull wasn't sacrificed he caused Queen Pasiphae to fall in love with the bull. The queen sought help from Daedalus the sculptor. He built for her a beautiful empty cow. The bull was tricked by the cow inside which was the queen. That union led to the birth of the minotaur. I used my own words but here is a link where you can read it yourself http://www.ancient-origins.net/myths-legends-europe/myth-minotaur-00205
mrnotsosafeforwork: But that wasn't how the minotaur was conceived.
Aphrodite made King Minos' wife fall in love with the Cretan Bull, so she disguised herself in a cow costume.
The Centaurs is typically said be be the children of Ixion and Nephele
CaptainBoomer: I like the Greek gods better than the Abrahamic god. They caused most of the world's problems with their cocks, and then fixed most of those problems with their cocks.
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Though, you'd think some part of Pikachu should be human-like by that logic.
God of thunder + Squirrel = Pikachu
Ain't it obvious? Zeus ate a whole mountain of junk food, then he went to the batroom to dumb a load, voila! Muk came to excistence.
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how do you feature, anyway?
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What the hell; Greek mythology ?
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"Fucking Greeks..."
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Zeus seduces her Europa, a beautiful women, by transforming himself in a bull. (He almost always transform in animal to seduce women. Take advice guys: to seduce women you must transform into animal!)
One of Europa’s child is Minos. Minos’s wife is the one who give bith to the Minotaurus.
So Minotaurus has always something to do with Zeus.
Also all legend have different versions. One of them is that Hera was jealous of what Zeus did with Europa so she the one who tell Poseidon to make Pasiphaë fall in love with a bull.
Anyway this picture is very funny.
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SO THIS EXPLAINS FURRIES!
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Zeus: Imma fuck it.
Everyone: Don't fuck it.
Zeus: tOO late.
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Centaurs are the children of Ixion and Nephele.
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And King Candy would like Frederick
Aphrodite made King Minos' wife fall in love with the Cretan Bull, so she disguised herself in a cow costume.
The Centaurs is typically said be be the children of Ixion and Nephele
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so why isn't pikachu a humanoid? joke doesn't make sense
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Preferably the Disney version.
Zeus: I'm gonna put my dick in it.
Everybody: Don't put your dick in it.
Zeus: Too late!