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Anonymous1: ... Karkat's right. Why the fuck IS everbody naked?
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Anonymous2: I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE THONGS MAN.
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Anonymous3: D1DN'T YOU G3T WH4T R41NBOW RUMPUS M4Y 3NT41L >:?
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champofgalacticretards: anon1, rule 34 is porn so everyone is nude including you.
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Anonymous4: I find it funny that the trolls are in order of blood minus karkat
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Anonymous5: the sbahj thong made me laugh
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Anonymous6: In case you somehow never realized it, Anon4, the hemospectrum order among the trolls (sans Karkat, who would be yellow-green if he hadn't been a mutant) follows the astrological order of the zodiac.
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Anonymous7: Dammit, Rose. Follow the crowd for once.
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Anonymous8: The Strider goods
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evilpika: I'm going to have to read this just to find out what I'm fapping to, aren't I?
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Anonymous9: I thought Equius would be more hung than that.
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Anonymous10: @evilpika Yes, you will.
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Anonymous11: But... Vriska's the fat one.
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Anonymous12: Nepeta's all like "WHEE naked time!!"
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Anonymous13: OH GEEZ FUCKIN' DAVE'S THONG

I NEED THAT
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Anonymous14: @Anon9 if he's like that flaccid, he's a fucking monster.
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Anonymous15: Can Dave possibly be any SEXIER?
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Anonymous16: The fat is rather lacking
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Anonymous17: where's sollux's other dick?
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Anonymous18: NUDE CONGA!
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Anonymous19: I laughed seriously at Dave's underpants
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Anonymous20: TT: Don't worry John, you'll get your chance, later.
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Anonymous21(15): Damn! now I want some Strider goods
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Anonymous22: Why is Equius, of all characters, flacid?
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Anonymous23: Better question, why is Eridan, of all characters, flaccid?
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Anonymous24: Even better question, why the fuck is Gamzee so much taller than everyone else, even while slouching?
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Anonymous25: "John. Stop."

Also oh god shy Jade so cute I came buckets
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Anonymous26: It's funny because everyone in Homestuck is twelve years old.
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Anonymous27: Anon 17
Yeah, where is it?
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Anonymous28: Did no one notice that Gamzee fucked the pie?
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Anonymous29: I still dont understand why everyone thinks Terezi is chubby... I think Vriska should be the chubby one. Also Sollux is missing a dick and Tavros needs to be as big as Equius. And I NEED a pair of SBAHJ thongs.
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Anonymous30: everyone in homestuck is 13 shitlord
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Anonymous31: Terezi is chubby because she loves putting things in her mouth. Vriska on the other hand is an absolute hambeast.
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Anonymous32: @anon14: seconded.
@anon22: To preserve our self-image.
@anon23: Huh? No he isn't. Perhaps you meant Gamzee?

PS: BLUH BLUH SIX SOLAR SWEEPS BLUH BLUH
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dugong_operation: Oh my god, this is too perfect.
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Anonymous33: Isn't it obvious what this is?
IT'S FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY.
Needs more Karkats yelling why is everyone naked because of temporal memo crap.
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Anonymous34: I blame Gamzee and sopor slime.
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caligulasAquarium: fuck you
i aint got no glubbin girl hips
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Anonymous35: Oh god. Yes. I am checking out the strider goods. I keep running them over the bar code reader like I'm gunna guy 80 of them. Beep beep beep
I believe this picture has finally causes me to lose my motherloving mind.
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LoboBobo: This is so wrong. Sollux has 2 dicks.
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Anonymous36: I always figured Gamzee would be one TaLl As FuCk MoThErFuCkEr
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Anonymous37: Needs a follow up porgy pic!
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Anonymous38(37): Orgy*
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Anonymous39: Oh god, Rose you and your silly common sense during a rule 34.... But no, seriously, R34, nudes or Gtfo.
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Anonymous40: @anon36 HoNk! HoNk!
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Anonymous41: No no no, John.It's okay...keep strippin ;P
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Anonymous42: 0-0. I 'm OK with this.
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Anonymous43: for the love of god lets just assume there all 18+
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intergalactic_kegger: Shouldn't Equius have just the biggest fucking boner for something as "indecent" as this?
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Anonymous44: ...is anyone else going to clean up that slime on gamzee's bonebulge?
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Anonymous45: KarKat, nudity, NOW. John's even into it!
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Anonymous46: Why is Tav so tall.
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Anonymous47(46): And why does Nepeta have such big boobs. I'd expect her to be flat.
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Anonymous48: actually terezi is suppost to be flat
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Anonymous49: terezi: PSST K4N4Y4
Kanya: *Pays No Attention To Terezi*
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TehButtz: WHY SHOULDN'T THEY BE, KAR??
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Anonymous50: Jade <3
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Anonymous51: DAVE'S UNDERWARE OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
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Anonymous52: Nothing in canon says Sollux has two dicks
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Anonymous53: Dave needs a bedazzled thong like dirk
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Anonymous54: John XD
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Anonymous55: Anon 52, nothing in CANON says so, but apparently it is implied somewhere, because mose of the Sollux fanfics I've read say he has a double bulge.
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Anonymous56: @Anonymous: Dude. Six solar sweeps, dude.
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Anonymous57: So many Anonymous people...They be following links... Like me. :o) HoNk
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Anonymous58: HAHA eridans dick has little frills/gills. thats fucking amazing
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ThrameFlower: The Strider goods have me fucking rolling on the floor.
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Anonymous59: Anonymous
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Anonymous60: Why do they not have tentabulges and nooks? After all, those partain to the description of troll biology on the wiki.
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Anonymous61: Anon 60:agreed
Anon 30:not quite. Check the wiki for the trolls about their age.
My question is why isn't Tavros's penis robotic or why isn't he in a wheelchair?
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Anonymous62: I'm not the smartest at homestuck but I'm pretty sure there's no proof of Sollux having two penisis, and if I'm right please stop saying that he's missing one. And, if I'm wrong feel free to correct me.
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Anonymous63: @evilpika: you can 'cheat' by listening/watching the "Lets Read Homestuck" playlist on youtube first! then just go from there on the actual website.
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Anonymous64: JUST FCKING ENJOY THE NUDE NESS AND STOP QUESTIONING THINGS JEEZ!!!
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Anonymous65: ok, ok, guys. the beta kids start out as 13 and age up, as well as the trolls (six solar sweeps = 13) unless they die, then they die 13. the alpha kids start out 15 and age up, and the dancestors are believed to be around 19 when we see them due to them all dying at the same time from meenah's bomb. sollux is not confirmed to have two dicks, nor is it implied, it's just a widely believed headcanon. also, equius being flaccid makes sense, because he's repulsed by sex itself. what turns him on is being controlled (in a non-sexual way) and breaking bows. although terezi's sprite is larger than the others', this DOES NOT MEAN she is fat or chubby or whatever. everyone has their own headcanons, so shut the fuck up and wank.
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Anonymous66: Why is john, one of the only nine nude characters, the hottest part of this picture?
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Anonymous67(66): *none*
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Anonymous68: 1 - poor Equius
2 - John... Why John?
3 - Jade legit wants Dave's bone
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Anonymous69: @Anonymous: he is not hard yet, maybe he grows a couple of inches when boner time
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Anonymous70: Rose, shut up, let the man strip!


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