guodzilla: MrAnon: (sings loudly)
" . . . That's what I said!"
(metal guitar riff)
"The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand, or so I have read!
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo;
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo!
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em!
Big bottom drive me out of my mind!
How could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day,
You know what I mean?
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day!
You know what I mean?
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights!
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah!
Big bottom, big bottom!
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em!
Big bottom drive me out of my mind!
How could I leave this behind?
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo!
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo!
Big bottom, big bottom!
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em!
Big bottom drive me out of my mind!
How could I leave this behind?"
(Ah, yes. The dulcet tones of "BIG BOTTOM" ringing in the air. LOL . . . Gotta love "Spinal Tap!)
BTW Just finished watching "Shrek Forever After."
Fiona in kilt and war-gear with wild, undone hair!?
CRAP!!! I'M HARDER THAN CHINESE ALGEBRA RIGHT NOW, THINKING ABOUT THAT!! That DEFINITELY warrants rul34.
guodzilla: Okay, Okay! Stop me if you've heard this one . . .
(tunes electric guitar and then resumes singing LOUDLY)
Aaaaaaaaaare you gonna take me home tonight?
Oh, down beside that red firelight;
Aaaaaaaaaaare you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls,
You make the rockin' world go round.
Hey
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew life before I left my nursery,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Hey hey!
I've been singing with my band
Across the water, across the land,
I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while.
Take me to them lardy ladies every time!
(C'mon)
Oh won't you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight,
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Hey listen here,
Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in my bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality. (I tell ya!)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure.
Heap big woman you done made a big man of me!
Now get this!
Oh, (i know) you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh, down beside that red firelight
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!
Oooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right
ride 'em cowboy
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes
AnOniMouse: ChaosWolf, 'tis true. Twas thought that cousins were far enough away genentically to be fine. Evem Darwin loved his cousin. Then he noticed weird things about animal groups with small, but not tiny gene pools and concluded that even cousins are to close to safely reproduce with. He ended his romantic involvement with her by letter from the HMS Beagle someplace on its world tour. An Queen Victoria married her cousin too.
PAP! PAP! PAP! PAP!
Nice personal FAIL you got there!
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Vacuitymechanica: YOU CEREAL?
PAP!PAP!PAP!PAP!PAP!PAP!
PAP!PAP!PAP!PAP!
PAP!: You called me?
Arthur: No, Papi, no!
Anyway, great pic.
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"The thicker the cushion, the sweeter the pushing!"
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" . . . That's what I said!"
(metal guitar riff)
"The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand, or so I have read!
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo;
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo!
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em!
Big bottom drive me out of my mind!
How could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day,
You know what I mean?
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day!
You know what I mean?
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights!
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah!
Big bottom, big bottom!
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em!
Big bottom drive me out of my mind!
How could I leave this behind?
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo!
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo!
Big bottom, big bottom!
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em!
Big bottom drive me out of my mind!
How could I leave this behind?"
(Ah, yes. The dulcet tones of "BIG BOTTOM" ringing in the air. LOL . . . Gotta love "Spinal Tap!)
BTW Just finished watching "Shrek Forever After."
Fiona in kilt and war-gear with wild, undone hair!?
CRAP!!! I'M HARDER THAN CHINESE ALGEBRA RIGHT NOW, THINKING ABOUT THAT!! That DEFINITELY warrants rul34.
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(tunes electric guitar and then resumes singing LOUDLY)
Aaaaaaaaaare you gonna take me home tonight?
Oh, down beside that red firelight;
Aaaaaaaaaaare you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls,
You make the rockin' world go round.
Hey
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew life before I left my nursery,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Hey hey!
I've been singing with my band
Across the water, across the land,
I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while.
Take me to them lardy ladies every time!
(C'mon)
Oh won't you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight,
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Hey listen here,
Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in my bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality. (I tell ya!)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure.
Heap big woman you done made a big man of me!
Now get this!
Oh, (i know) you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh, down beside that red firelight
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!
Oooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right
ride 'em cowboy
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes
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