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Anonymous1: hot.
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Anonymous2: Tali is going to die in, like, five seconds.
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Anonymous3: If Shepard goes for anything other that the left options, I will be morally obligated to immolate him.
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Anonymous4: FUCK EVERYTHING.jpg
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Anonymous5: jack is off screen looking down at her boobs going.... awwwww
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Anonymous6: Tiny boobs are great too, but there are times when you have to Fuck! Everything! NOW!
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Anonymous7: Thats what jack gets for being a whiney bitch, misses the fun
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Anonymous8: I'll take Jack and Samara.
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Cliff_Edge: What, no EDI?
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Crazay_Horse: No time for pervert games girls. We have a universe to save.
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Anonymous9: No "investigate"?
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Anonymous10: Looks like it's time...
*puts on sunglasses*
...for some investigation.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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Anonymous11: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
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Anonymous12: The artist is God.
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Anonymous13: By the Goddess, Shepard! This is amazing!
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Anon6: Somebody made Miranda attractive?!
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Anonymous14: tali would die
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Anonymous15: Tali may die in a few minutes, but Shepard is going to enjoy every last one of them... alright, maybe a few after, if the others are cool with it.
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Anonymous16: none of the options they give you are funny. and you cant even investigate. fuck this im gonna feed my fish.
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Atonned: Have u guys heard?? As far as we know about the news on ME3,,there will no miranda,no samara,,n tali will be in game but not in squad..
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Anonymous17(10): @Atonned: Those are rumors, probably false. Only thing that's confirmed is that Ash/Kaidan is back, along with Garrus and Liara, and a FNG called James Sanders. Apparently, he's not the Brit sniper. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Anonymous18: Atonned, unless you post a source you're just making un-funny shit up.

And yeah everyone we get it: Tali will die out of her enviro suit. Wasn't funny the first time, and still isn't the other 30 times.
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Sir_Anon5: I guess the artist doesn't like Jack.
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Anonymous19: NOBODY like Jack...
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Anonymous20: doesn't Tali have small boobs too? (in the game)
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Anonymous21: not real big anon 20, but a respectable size.

Also Fuck! Everything! NOW! for the fuckin win. Would love to see that in ME3. Could be a situation like this, could be shepard going apeshit with a shotty on the council for still arguing with him about reapers while they attack the citadel. would die happy either way.
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Anonymous22: @Anon18

Check the Mass Effect wiki, and the internet. Game Informer's May issue released a lot of juicy details.

Speaking of juicy...
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Anonymous23: why isnt kelly dancing and jack prepping shepard for some heroin? the next me2 art needed is shep,jacob,ron having fun on crazed sex slave loyalty isle
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Anonymous24: no Tali wouldn't die... as long as she takes some vitamins and so on, she will be good =) and cum is pure protein! oh yea! =D
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Anonymous25: tali wont die =) cum is pure protein and theres gonna be plenty to go around in this situation, so she will be fine, that's the best anti biotic known to man ;)
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Anonymous26: There is no picking, my dick is going somewhere in the next 5 seconds, you girls go with it!
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Anonymous27: How's about we all just get dressed, and watch Jack fall down the stairs, yeah? -Turns and shoves Jack down the emergency hatch.-
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Anonymous28(10): @Anon25: Dude, our protein would fucking kill her outright. Even worse, but hey, there's Miranda! Only one we'll ever need...and of course, the justice delivering MILF.
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Anonymous29: Sorry ladies, I work faster on my own.
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Anonymous30(10): Anon 29 is forever alone.
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Anonymous31: anon29 your retard
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Stabbing_Addict: Anon19 you should know that with three ladies of this caliber, speed is not required or recommended.
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Anonymous32: However, reach and flexibility IS.
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Anonymous33: Choose the renegade damnit!
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Anonymous34: Tali would die... but the priiiize.
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Anonymous35: I've had enough of these comments disingenuos assertions.
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Anonymous36: joker: WHAT THE SHIT?!!!!!!
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Anonymous37: lol, and shepard has legion(presumably oblivious to whats happening) record the whole thing
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Anonymous38: This is the holy grail of Mass Effect 34. Tali and Miranda with huge tits, fuck year!
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Anonymous39: lol 29 nice
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Anonymous40: Where's "Investigate"? ALWAYS choose Investigate.
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Anonymous41: Paragon looks like the best option
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Anonymous42: I haven't played Mass Effect yet put this pic is hot either way.

How long would it take for this Tali chick to die after she is out of the suit?... I want to know how long I have to fuck her brains out before she croaks...
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Anonymous43: ME3 has Tali as a squad mate , romance again :3?
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Anonymous44: We are building a consensus. Please try again later.
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Anonymous45: @ anon43
Doesn't matter, YAY FOR NECROPHILIA!
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TaskuChan: These comments are full of win. Also: Fuck! Everything! NOW!
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Anonymous46: Sometimes you just have to FUCK! EVERYTHING! NOW!
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Anonymous47: wish you could have had sex with samara she was so hot pretty face and tits. is it me or are asari such a sexy race e.g. liara, samara, morinth, aria and sha'ira, man if all this was real i would dump my human girlfriend and get off with an asari
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Anonymous48: I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite post on Rule 34.
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Anonymous49: anon 27 you made me laugh
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Anonymous50: I want their assholes
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Anonymous51: Whoever thinks that these are perverted girl games should die in a fire.
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Anonymous52: *hyperventilates*
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Anonymous53: I find Tali hottest.
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Anonymous54: Joker: Take pictures!
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Anonymous55(54): Joker:Take pictures!
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Anonymous56: i don't think Tali will die. otherwise there wouldn't be a quarian race, unless they have special suit "upgrades".
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Anonymous57: Their bodies are all the same Anon 54. Unless you find reflective visors to be a turn on =]
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Anonymous58: FUCK EVERYTHING NOW OR GTFO MY INTERNETZ!!!!
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Anonymous59: I apologize to the Normandy's crew, but if she ever got like that I'd so fuck the shit out of her, regardless of her health. Althpugh itd be her fault as shes just too fucking hawt
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Anonymous60: I do wonder who posted the FemShep category...is there any evidence of this?
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Falco_Lombardi: Can this wait a bit? I'm doing calibrations. (somehow I know I just mutilated that word)
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Anonymous61: fapfapfapfap
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Anonymous62: Miranda is best.
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Anonymous63: no it's a trap, they will want you to tell them which one of them is hotter.
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Anonymous64: I bet miranda sucks like a hoover. I just want to cum all over her big tits and watch her lick it up.
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Anonymous65: ''Sorry girls, i got garrus waiting in my office''
-Responce from the FemShep :D
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Anonymous66: BOW CHICKA BOW WOW
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ohhellyes: Tali and Miranda are the only ones i like. Samara I can live without after all she does kill everyone she fucks
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Anonymous67: @Anon 48 IT'S THE MIND CONTROL. Also, FUCK! EVERYTHING! NOW!!!!1!!!
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Anonymous68: @anonymous 10 Its time for some "puts on glasses" Crime scene investigation.YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous69: holy shet, both paragon and renegade speech options? is he a fucking paregonade?
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Anonymous70: Paragade, 70. Paragade.
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Anonymous71: Renegon
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tendrilhead: -spams the fuck out of the renegade option-
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Anonymous72: Investigate(<-
So where's Jack?/ \*Look at picture of Liara*
Tell me more.| |Back
About the Area.\ /Can it wait?
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Anonymous73: @ohhellyes: Samara doesn't kill everyone she fucks. You're thinking of her daughter, Morinth.

And would everyone just shut the fuck up about Tali dying from being out of her suit! It's a fuckin' porn pic for fuck's sake! Stop your bitchin' and enjoy it!
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Pyronaut: Why the fuck is there an option to refuse this!?
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Zinicorus: definately FUCK! EVERYONE! NOW!
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Anonymous74: My choice would be: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON
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Anonymous75: @Anonymous: Oh god yes hahahaha
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elflord123: Miranda looks hot
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Anonymous76: chose the renegade option and it turns into the turn down for what video


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