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mrbutt2: holy god damn fuck tags jesus

apologies to CriscoJones for drawing Miranda.
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Anonymous1: lol at jack. Don't really care how they drew Samara.
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Anonymous2: Oh, that's Kelly. In the thumbnail, made me freak out because she looked like my femShep.
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Anonymous3: 1,No danmit NO, i told you chakwas, NEXT YEAR, you've had enuff

2, Whats samara pissed about?

3, lol tali

4,DID MIRANDA FART IN THE WATER, you CANNOT UNSEE
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Anonymous4: anon3, do the math #4 + #2.
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mrbutt2: hahah fuck i forgot Samara's collar FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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NolaCeris: LOL, Ass Effect hot tub. Joker is peeping.
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Anonymous5: This is... This is so awesome.
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Anonymous6: Tali's adorable. And fuck you anon4! It's probably bath beads!
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Anonymous7(3): SAMARA'S NECK IS FLOATING YOU CANNOT UNSEE
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Anonymous8: I can't get over how adorable Tali is in this picture.

You can't even fucking see her except for her ass, and she's still making me d'aww.
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Killamajig: ...is Kelly's tattoo there the artist's 'signature', or did they just feel she needed a completely off-character bit of ink?
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NolaCeris: Fuck anon7, always spoiling good pics with such comments.

Lack of neck was probably overlooked by artist. There is a sketch, but not colored.
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mrbutt2: http://i56.tinypic.com/1zpqhqr.jpg fixed Samara's neck, yes Miranda's fartin', Kelly's tattoo is a lost bet (it was either that or put the commander's hamster into her bum)
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NolaCeris: I'm not sure which one I would choose.
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evil4563: Ha ha joker!
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Irredeemable: Goddamn Miranda, get out
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Vicarious_Reality: Grande
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Anonymous9: Anyone see Joker in there ? :P
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Anonymous10: bien hecho
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Anonymous11: joker probably broke his legs, or they soon will be
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Anonymous12: holy shit, chakwas :D
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Anonymous13: Not pictured: Femshep underneath Tali.

Absurdities aside, this picture is adorable.

Also nice to see that there are still fanartists out there that draw breasts instead of gravity-defiant BEEG HONKEN TITTEHS.
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vault122: tali there is no fish in the presidium lake
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PinaPoe: This pic makes me happy
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Anonymous14: Miranda used jacuzzi depth charge attack against Tali! It's super effective!
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Anonymous15: Chakwas. Yes.
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Anonymous16: My shep would be there with a Joint.
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Sir_Anon5: We need more Chakwas. Besides being all-around awesome, she's not bad looking for an old woman.
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Anonymous17(6): I would have actually romanced Dr. Chakwas. That one scene where you share the brandy with her was heart warming.
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Anonymous18: MORE DR.CHAKWAS!!!
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Anonymous19(15): A17: I know, right? Everyone clamors on about why you can't romance Joker, but my preference is Chakwas.
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Anonymous20: She is decently stacked for a (I'm guessing) late 40's early 50-ish looking woman.

And considering you can make your own Shepard look like he's a 70 year old man whose face was put together using silly putty and a buzzsaw, it's not that weird either.
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Anonymous21: Tali: MARCO!
All: POLO!
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Anonymous22: Samara: You Mad.
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Anonymous23: MUST...CUDDLE...TALI
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Anonymous24: While I love the snorkal on Tali, don't their suits contain backup oxygen? I remember reading they could use their suits as normal space suits, as well.
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NolaCeris: To anon19: I would romance Legion.
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Anonymous25: JOKEROY WAS HERE
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Anonymous26: Random fact, the snorkel is not Tali's it is in fact Femshep's.
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Destrakor: Here's your fun-fact for the day. As adorable as Tali looks right now, she's about to die from an infection. Have a nice day.
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Anonymous27: Have u ever faced an asari connando unit before? Here's the deal get the fuck in or I flay you alive. With my mind!
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Anonymous28(27): Y do people insist on calling Jane femshep? It's Jane shepard!!!!!!!
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Anonymous29: They're hot tubbing in genetic paste?
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Anonymous30: Tali drowned... But who cares...
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Anonymous31: Tali has a snorkel, she is apparently doing her Jacques Cousteau impression.

"At zee bottom of zee hot tub, we see many fascinating things..."

Its not exactly a sexy picture, but it is an entertaining picture.
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SlippyTheToad: /sniffle

Poor Joker.
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Anonymous32: @Destrakor

DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU YOU HORRIBLE PERSON!

Seriously, I like A. How the breasts in this are not helium balloons sticky taped to people.
And B. TALI! But then again I like Tali in everything.
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Anonymous33: lolololol joker
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Anonymous34: im exactly like joker in this picture
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Anonymous35: People on Tali pics that say, "she'll die" because of her lack of envirosuit annoy me. Antibiotics and immune system boosters; quarians take them.
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Anonymous36: @NolaCeris: Grunt XD
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O_Rly: Tali looks so adorable. X3
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TheLordOfTheSword: ha ha ha ha ha!! Jeff "Joker" Moreau checkin' out the boobage!
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Anonymous37: KELLY! SO CUTE! As always. Such an underused character really. She was so comforting in ME2 I would have loved her at the shore leave party in me3 heck I'd kick someone out for her ie Liara


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