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UploaderKandiButte,
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Kuyohashi: "Of course I'm alone, Homer. What do you think, that our son invited one of his impossibly well-endowed school friends over to double-dunk Mommy's hot, hungry, long-neglected holes while you're out killing your liver and shriveling your libido to diddly squat at Moe's? Do you have any idea how paranoid you sound, suggesting that I'd let a couple of ***th graders make me airtight while my expensive, fake tits - which you choose to ignore like an idiot - wobble around in a dazzling display of erotic hypnosis? I think you should go. Go to Moe's, drink yourself blind, and don't come back until...shit...they usually take a couple hours to tire themselves out...oh hell, just come back at around noon tomorrow or something. Call ahead first, give me a chance to shampoo the `cumstain out of the rug."
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Anonymous1: @Kuyohashi: How much of your life did you waste writing that garbage?
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Kuyohashi: @Anonymous1 About five minutes. Why, too many words for you? Did you need to call Mommy to read it out loud to you?
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Anonymous2(1): @Kuyohashi: What you wrote is poor quality, shows no knowledge of composition and is completely out of character for the subject. It sucks. You were unlikely to realized this on your own so I thought I'd give you a heads up. You're welcome.
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Kuyohashi: @Anon Dude, it's a fucking porn site. Tell me you didn't come here expecting fucking Chaucer.
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Anonymous3: @Anonymous: Are you new here? Compared to the mindless drivel of your typical poster to this site, hell, to the internet, it was well composed. Go outside and play, Kid!


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