LadyStardust: IF I SHOUT ALL MY JOKES MAYBE PEOPLE WILL THINK I'M ACTUALLY FUNNY!!! . . Anyway, you are now hearing all posts in David Bowie's voice. :3
Htoonlover: ... i know this might seem unnecessary to say, as it would fit with most features, but
I really just don't get "why"? its not particularly funny, crude, offensive, clever, out-of-place, surprising, the style is pretty good(but that usually isn't much a requirement around here, and its not "amazing"), nor is it even porn arguably. its just kinda blasé odd, sooo... i just dont get why...
Anonymous68: I thought this was absolutely hilarious - laughed for like a minute. I get the impression most people who don't think this is funny either don't get the joke (or at least not at first) or never saw Aladdin when they were kids. Possibly both.
Also, I'm with anon 64. Everytime I see that movie now, I'm going to be picturing a naked Gilbert Gottfried. It will certainly make Iago much more funny than he was before.
Anonymous76: Oddly enough, there is actually an episode of the Alladin animated series where the incarnation of chaos magically changes Iago's head to Gilbert's. Fortunately, not both heads.
Anonymous98(10): Truly this is the Holiest of Holy grails that have ever been featured on Rule 34. If anything this deserves a fucking trophy, no, wait, Titanium should buy an actual pair of trophies and send one to Disney, and another bigger one to Gilbert Gottfried.
4AssedMonkey: Sparckle257, I wish i could dress you as a Ku Klux Klan member and drop you in the middle of Harlem, in broad daylight, in the middle of a Black Panther rally, in 1990, where BOB SAGET CAN RAPE AND KILL YOU!
Anonymous113: JAFAR WALKS INTO THE MOUTH OF A SAND LION AND FINDS A MAGIC LAMP, HE RUBS IT AND A GENIE COMES OUT AND SAYS "FOR FREEING ME I'LL GRANT YOU ONE WISH." JAFAR SAYS "OK, CAN YOU MAKE ME THE ABSOLUTE RULER OF AGRABA?" THE GENIE SAYS "EVEN WITH ALL MY POWER I CAN'T MAKE THAT WISH COME TRUE, CAN I GRANT YOU SOMETHING ELSE?" JAFAR SAYS "OK, CAN YOU MAKE PRINCESS JASMIN'S VAGINA TIGHT AGAIN?" THE GENIE LOOKS AND SAYS "UGH LET ME TAKE ANOTHER LOOK ABOUT THE ABSOLUTE RULER THING."
Zvantastika: I heard Gilbert Gottfried died, so I searched in all the dumpsters to see his corpse but all I could find was the other comedians careers.
Violetty: @Anonymous: There's also this that's really funny with Gilbert, I'd say it's worth a listen! https://youtu.be/he0eBTZaMEk ❤ Sure he butchered some of the names but it's funny nonetheless!
Anonymous122: One less ((())) in the world. Although his version of The Aristocrats is the best, next to The Jesus Lizard "Lady Shoes" song version of the Aristocrats, of course.
ColdFusion: @ColdFusion: oh wait Jafar's voice isn't also dead. I was thinking of Scar's.
Iago hanging out with Scar is something I kind of need to see actually. and Jafar getting stuck with Zazu.
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This deserves a Feature!
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Also, nice giraffe neck there, Jaffy.
But definitely featureworthy.
FEATURE this for the immortal agraba sands!!
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FEATURED x1000
PS - You are now reading everything in Gilbert Gottfried's voice
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Jesus christ that neck goes on forever.
what is he?
Giraffar???
THE VOICES!!!
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Jafaar:NOPE
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THE BEST
>>THE BEST
THE BEST
>>THE BEST EVAR
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These are clearly machamps
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You bastard. :P
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best feature in a while that's for sure!
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Longcat, beware LongJafar!
dude must have been smoking some really good shit when he did this. lol
[b] Jaffa! I'm molting! [/b>
I can't stop laughing, and I'm going to have Gilbert Gottfried's voice in my head for days.
When I realized that when working on "Aladin," MY MIND FUCKING EXPLODED THROUGH THE COSMOS, AND INTO MY ANUS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxlhyX-4qKI
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xspuexG61qo
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*clap clap clap*
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"I WAS THE PARROT FROM ALADDIN!!!"
"HEY JAFAR! DID YOU KNOW THAT BOB SAGET RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990?!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f26tqqbvj3M
Greater Comedian
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGA0dIz9-Wk&feature=related
we need someone to post "i fapped to this and came buckets!!!!111111!1!1!1!11111!!!!!!"
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(And I mean I CAME bathtubs, not sperm, bathtubs.)
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I really just don't get "why"? its not particularly funny, crude, offensive, clever, out-of-place, surprising, the style is pretty good(but that usually isn't much a requirement around here, and its not "amazing"), nor is it even porn arguably. its just kinda blasé odd, sooo... i just dont get why...
Also, I'm with anon 64. Everytime I see that movie now, I'm going to be picturing a naked Gilbert Gottfried. It will certainly make Iago much more funny than he was before.
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don't scare us like that, goddamn.
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"WHAT ARE YOU, A HOMO? OH!"
FIX THIS DAMNIT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy_6ZDtPxjE
At 3:47,
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͑͑̎̋ͩ̌ͧ
̾͒͗̾҉̖̮G̴̣̘̲̠̲͐I̜͇̥͚̼̓ͩ͛́L̝̻̠̪̯B̧̳ͨ̔Ȅ̫͕̆̄̓͒̎R̥̬̤͇͈̙͙̍̓̚T͇͙̹̻̪̘̪́͠ ̣͇ͯ̏̍͆͐͊ͣG͔͚ͦ̔ͥ͗̄̓O͎̝̹͚̬̐ͧͦ̂T̴̫̱͍ͤT͙̯̯̥ͫ͊̀̿F͏̦̯R̝̲͇̲̩̜͛ͥ̑͝I̧͍̹ͨ̂ͥͤ͌̐͌Ė̪̥̳͋̽ͨͯ̕D̈
Now let's talk about Joan Rivers' vagina...
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KILL IT KILL IT!!!!!
THE LAMP
BRAAAAAAAAAAK
Cuz fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
BRAAAAWK!
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"You FOOL! I have had SEX with Joan Rivers!"
*shudders*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPl7x9kQYPw
And he yakked all the way to the grave.
RIP Mr. Gottfired... what an asshole.......
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❤ Sure he butchered some of the names but it's funny nonetheless!
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RIP Funny voice man
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RIP man with the most delightful voice ever.
R.i.p you loud loud man
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R.I.P Legend
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Iago hanging out with Scar is something I kind of need to see actually. and Jafar getting stuck with Zazu.
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what.
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I was just about to mention this! Glad I'm not the only one who remembers Chaos.
Anyways, RIP in Pizza, Mr. Gottfried. You made a chatty bird, but your comedy was often highly relatable.
And hyena feces! LOTS AND LOTS OF HYENA FECES! It makes Unity run like a son of a bitch!
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You, George, and Norm watch over all of us, as the Gods of comedy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3HYxgJgNQE
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