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Anonymous1: Run for it Link!
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Anonymous2(1): Do boys that young even get stiffies? I can't remember.
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Anonymous3: Yes. What are you, a girl or something? Even babies have involuntary boners.
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Anonymous4: YOU GONNA GET RAEPED
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ilikefood: who goes first, the bird or the fish?
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Anonymous5: DONT LET RUTO TOUCH U UR DIK WILL FALL OFF!
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Amun-Ra: I remember talking to my babysitter once a long time ago. She said that around the age of five I had a boner while she was holding me.

Man that was awkward.
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Lynk: was she hot?
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evilpika: You don't have time to ponder such questions...
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Amun-Ra: Yeah, she was.
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Anonymous6: uh oh they got THAT look in there eyes run boy run as fast as you can
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Krawczyk: Where in the game did they say zoras haet pen0rs enough to make them fall off?
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Anonymous7: THIS CAN ONLY END IN RAPE. THE ONLY QUESTION IS WHO WILL BE THE RAPIST AND WHO WILL BE THE RAPED?
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Anonymous8: the girls will b the rapists and link will b the raped
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Anonymous9: Time paradox!
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An_Onymous: Very much piem taradox.

Yes, very young boys can and do get erections, even though they normally can't ejaculate. (Cue predictable jokes about how I know this.)

The expressions on Ruto and Medli are pretty funny, although to me Medli's looks kind of like an awkward attempt to make an "I see" expression into an "Uh-oh..." expression. The stylized giant sweat drop is supposed to indicate anxiety in Japtoons and imitators thereof, but if you ignore it Medli's expression looks more thoughtful than anxious.

Now, certainly Aryll and Saria will be in on the wape, but Ruto and Medli seem kind of distracted to me. In fact, I almost wonder if this wasn't originally a stitching together of two separate scenes.
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Monster: o.o
So... What?
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Anonymous10: An Onymous is right. I've had erections since i was like 4
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Anonymous11: Great to know, 11.
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PCold: Overanalysis of Legend of Zelda Hentai.

Where has the net gone to.
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Anonymous12: I call bullshit on anon11.
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Wolfboy1988: Overruled Anon13. I have had erections since I was 5. Nothing sexual intended, society has just made it seem that way.
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tyciol: Man I love Ruto
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Anonymoo: I think, if Medli had a mouth, she'd be covering it in embarassment.
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Anonymous13: Yes I know that face its the ''you gunna get raped'' face. classic
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Savage: I have had an erection since I was 5.
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Anonymous14: or not...
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Bam_Boy: THIS IS MAH RAEP FACE!
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Anonymous15: dude wtf. Erections happen at every age.
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Anonymous16: I call bullshit on Savage. If you have had one erection continuously since the age of five, you are either... still five, or in serious medical trouble.

And yes, I've been getting erections for as long as I can remember. I also got introduced to my first pedophilia influence (mom changing a kid she was babysitting) when I was around 7.
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Anonymous17: Bath time is for getting clean not getting "dirty"
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Anonymous18: i've been an erection since before conception
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Fron_Thal: LMAO! missing Malon & Tetra though ):
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Anonymous19: ive had erections since i was 3. i call bullshit on myself. wait.... do i need a license to do that?
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Anonymous20: Not when you fail that bad, 20.
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Anonymous21: why would he want to run?
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why are you all talking about children getting boners you sick fags
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biggerstaff: Anon22 knows nothing about biology or biological discussion, is probably a closet fag, and is also a Christfag fundy trolling us all.
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Anonymous22: You can get a stiffy at any age, but generally you can't ejaculate until puberty, although with growth hormones in the food that's happening a lot sooner.
Also, RUN LINK! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! IT MAY NOT SEEM BAD AT FIRST BUT IF YOU FAIL TO KEEP EVEN 1 OF THEM SATISFIED YOU ARE FUCKED!
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Anonymous23: Anon17 fucking made me lol so hard.

And Link has some serious personality problems. He's turned away from sex.
He never says anything.
He runs away in touching situations.
And he only does as he's told.
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Anonymous24: RUN FORREST RUN!!!
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Anonymous25: lol nice use of an old movie anon25
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Anonymous26: (i am anon 25 i swear) thnx 26. i wanna be in links situation
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Anonymous27: i was sexualy assaulted by my baby sitter when i was 12 and got an erection and she ended up seducing me it was nice my first blow job :D
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Anonymous28: so anon19 your saying you are an erect penis and your mom gave birth to a dickhead
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Anonymous29: After reading An Onymous's comment, I realized that every single character has a very faint, white outline - exactly as if they were drawn on blank paper, scanned into a computer, badly cut out using an image-manipulation program (such as Photoshop), and pasted onto an already-drawn background. I know because I've used Photoshop, and I swear this is what copying and pasting looks like.
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Anonymous30: *WTF sputter* Aryll!?!? she's his sister! Should be Tetra instead. Also, Young Zelda (ocarina of time) should be there, all confused by the army of girls about to rape Link.(or joining in...)Puls Malon, too!
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Ruto:Yeah, so, turns out, Link saves me from dieing in a monster's stomach!

Medli:Wow. All Link did for me (far as I can 'member) was throw me on top of a cliff!

Ruto:......Seriously?
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dont worry Link, I'll take Ruto and Medli off your hands!
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Anonymous31(30): err, Anon 31 here, i meant 'plus Malon', not 'puls Malon'
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weirdly, i saw what was happening in this pic beforehand
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Mirage: Why link?! Why must you be so goddamn lucky?!?!?!
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Anonymous32: Only one of him is lucky in each game.
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Anonymous33: wtf? his SISTER IS GUNNA RAPE HIM??
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Anonymous34: Since when did we start tagging species/races? *Cough* Kokiri *Cough* Zora *Cough*.
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Anonymous35: How can a girl even rape a guy?
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Anonymous36: Princess ruto is kinda links wife so...
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Anonymous37: link will get raped by saria...
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Anonymous38: Well anon 36 rape is when someone is forced into sexual intercourse unwillingly. That means if the man does not want to but forced, it woulld be considered rape. Now of to my foot palise.
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Anonymous39: @Anonymous: its not rape if you li...oohh......
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Michaelgiles2: Where's the jaws music
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Michaelgiles1: I never really read these comments I found them fucking funny
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Michaelgiles1: Also rule 34 is a porn site and is for people who are ages 18+ or if in Japan 13+
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Anonymous40: Rape by childhood best friend and imouto: easily the best kind of rape there is!
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Anonymous41: i was 12 when i asked 14yo to fuck she said ok ...the good old days where sex was Free lol
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Zombies4EvaDude: This comment thread is amazing
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Anonymous42: @Zombies4EvaDude: Honestly this thread was so long I forgot I was on a r34 site
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Anonymous43: anon35 was raised by a single mom


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