Anonymous3: "OMG I LOVE MASTURBATING TO CARTOONS BECAUSE THE THOUGHT OF A REAL WOMAN FRIGHTENS ME TO THE POINT THAT I CANNOT BECOME ERECT WHEN WATCHING ONE IN ACTION.
Pointless comments aside, you fucking suck at life. You're perpetuating the decline of our generation into fucking Jap worshipping, pedophiliac mongrel pieces of shit.
I love porn, don't get me wrong, I'd fucking beat my shit all day long if it didn't get raw and start chafing on me. I do it until I'm shooting blanks and clawing for air. But this shit is just fucking ridiculous and strangely infuriating.
Anyone who masturbates to this shit, and I know all you 12 year old little faggots do, just remember this. A GUY drew the shit you're working it to, so ultimately you're masturbating to that GUY who drew it (or at least masturbating to his mind - new concept for you faggots, bypass the facial money shot and split the guy's skull and splurge on his brain - equivalent of cartoon porn if you missed the concept). fucking homos.
Oh and on a side note, anyone who uses the argument that "well beating off to real porn is just like beating off to cartoons because in the end the chick in the video will never fuck you because technically neither anatomically real women nor cartoon women are 'real' in the sense of the word" is a fucking moron who should be shot along with all the fudgepacking homos who perpetuate this shit.
In case you didn't know, 'real' chicks in 'real' porn will fuck you for the right price. I'd like to see you pay sailor moon to fuck you.
Anonymous11: The best thing about this copypasta is it specifically brings up a counter argument, just to ad hominem anyone who uses it, and thus prove the retardedness of the author.
Jones: "MINE! ALL MINE! FUCK ALL YOU HOMOS IN YOUR SWEATY, MUSCULAR ASSES WHILE YOU PLAY WITH MY BALLS OH OH OH OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH! *SPLOOGE* SEE WHAT YOU FAGGOTS MADE ME DO!"
Anonymous29(20): He ran out of retorts? Dang, we can't keep making fun of him if that happens! Someone give him a thesaurus! His vocabulary is too short!
Jones: Why bother? If he isn't a troll, he got a sound e-thrashing. If he is, he's a copypasta asshole who's funny solely for sucking so hard. I say it stays.
ilikefood: History books will record that the loserdom of some anonymous wanker was definitively proven on this day, by another anonymous wanker, on rule34.paheal.net. Now I'll know what to say when people ask me where I was.
(P.S. I'm not masturbating, I'm waiting for my laundry to dry.)
Anonymous51: we need to trace anon3's IP Address, find out his true identity, and then draw him being raped up the ass by every cartoon and anime character in existance (and the females can be shemales), have them all lined up :D if we can't get his real name then lets call him Dippy Douchebag and proceed with the formentioned plan :D I'll get to work on some sketches..
Anyfag: YEAH, CAUSE PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY CAN'T JACK OFF TO ANIME MUST HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEIR BRAINS. OTHERWISE THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO ACT COOL. FAGGOTS.
UnidentifiedFappingObject: Umm, if you can get a RL porn star to have sex with you "for the right price", I'd expect another $20 will get her to dress like Sailor Moon. So...
Anonymous55: WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS Jesus christ shut the fuck up.
Anonymous58: LOL!!! Oh man. Anon 3, get out of your basement for a change instead of getting a fucking heart attack over nothing on the internet, you sad little faggot.
Krawczyk: anon3 apparently has never heard of cosplay porn. I pity him.
I pity him even more because it seems like he does not like jap chicks. You can get some real hotties to do it there, and yet it's "too weird" in the west for prostitutes to do, even the ones who'll do Rat's favorite activity.
enjoy ur fatty weeaboo conwhores then anon3.
http://rapidshare.com/files/84876833/con_cosplay_naruto_sakura_lesbian_cosplay.avi.html
And I guess the rest of you can enjoy them too. Lulz.
Anonymous60: Holy christ, you're all faggots. Letting a little troll get the best of you like this; I expected you to be at least somewhat thick-skinned.
Anonymous61(60): In summation:
"It's a troll, what are you gonna do about it?"
"NOTHING. BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE AN E-MAIL ADDRESS I CAN BOMB, AND THE ONLY PEOPLE WITH ACCESS TO HIS IP ADDRESS ARE MODS. AND IT'S NOT LIKE I COULD HACK HIM ANYWAY. SO, WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS PISS AND MOAN LIKE AN IMPOTENT JERK, AND THEN BEND OVER AND TAKE IT UP THE TAILPIPE."
Anonymous62: :cry: picture 404s. Now I will never know the true wonderness of the anon3/anyfags argument.
@anon37: Did the puppet sex make you want to flap in the theater as well?
Weegee64: FUCKING ANON 3, IT'S ANIME OR ANIMU, NOT AMERIKKKAN CART-TEWNZ GO SET YOUR INTERNETS AND COMPUTER AND LAPTOP ON FIRE... BETTER YET, SET YOURSELF ON FIRE WITH YOUR INTERNETS COMPUTER AND LAPTOP
iminey: dude anon3 made that comment like... MONTHS ago. this debate is still going? i doubt hes been back to check this even once since he commented :S
DDXS: Don't got it Anom3. My girlfriend and I love hentai, we see it together, and is kinda cute when she say "I got one of Naruto making love to Sakura". :3 My friend's girlfriend also lkies hentai! Anom3 fails judging hentai fans.
flamer180: by the way anon3, i like cartoons over real, because in real you got hoes, and usually its the same stupid sequence in every video
here: handjob, blowjob, screwing
it gets irritating to me cause i know the girls are really hoes in real life, they can try to act innocent, but i know they're not innocent; they're hoes
at least in anime, i can pretend they're innocent girls, which for all the reasons i just mentioned; anime wins for me
Anonymous79: What a lovely comment thread to start 2024 with (my friend send this image via link because we were discussing why child labor is legal in the warioware universe)
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
Pointless comments aside, you fucking suck at life. You're perpetuating the decline of our generation into fucking Jap worshipping, pedophiliac mongrel pieces of shit.
I love porn, don't get me wrong, I'd fucking beat my shit all day long if it didn't get raw and start chafing on me. I do it until I'm shooting blanks and clawing for air. But this shit is just fucking ridiculous and strangely infuriating.
Anyone who masturbates to this shit, and I know all you 12 year old little faggots do, just remember this. A GUY drew the shit you're working it to, so ultimately you're masturbating to that GUY who drew it (or at least masturbating to his mind - new concept for you faggots, bypass the facial money shot and split the guy's skull and splurge on his brain - equivalent of cartoon porn if you missed the concept). fucking homos.
Oh and on a side note, anyone who uses the argument that "well beating off to real porn is just like beating off to cartoons because in the end the chick in the video will never fuck you because technically neither anatomically real women nor cartoon women are 'real' in the sense of the word" is a fucking moron who should be shot along with all the fudgepacking homos who perpetuate this shit.
In case you didn't know, 'real' chicks in 'real' porn will fuck you for the right price. I'd like to see you pay sailor moon to fuck you.
because you seem to have a personal problem
against rule34
or maybe your in denial about all this
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You heard me #3, no matter how smart the arguments may be, the reason for making them is retarded on itself.
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And who lives in a pinneaple under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!
FUCK ALL OF YOU, GO SUCK THE CARTOON DICK YOU ALL LOVE SO MUCH!!! YOU FUCKING QUEERS
That's the impression I'm getting anyways.
YOUR JUST PISSED BECAUSE WHILE YOU SIT HERE A SPANK IT TO CARTOONS I'M GETTING ALL THE REAL PUSSY LIKE YOUR MOM FOR EXAMPLE!!! SO FUCK YUO!
Also caps lock cruise control, don't feed trolls, etc.
AND I'VE HAD SEX MORE TIMES THAN YOU HAVE JACKED OFF TO YOUR BULLSHIT CARTOONS
GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!!
Also Trolls =/= Intelligence.
And they repel women too!
oh my god!
you came, failed, and left, by the book XD!
(troll)
You must be the most diseased penis on the face of the planet.
O.O
Now THAT's impressive.
The internet is for porn,
The internet is for porn,
Why do you think the net was born?
Porn, porn, porn!
Anyway, everyone is entitled to their own opinions.
Some people fap to real porn, I fap to hentai.
Let us learn to coexist.
Troll. Can we get some mod action going on to silence the little teenage punk?
"Who's the girl next door, living in the haunted mansion?"
Anyway, awesome picture.
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(P.S. I'm not masturbating, I'm waiting for my laundry to dry.)
~Jokli
FUCK YOU ALL!!" *faps while typing...*
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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ARGUMENT OVER!!!!!
... so, what did you guys have for dinner?
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Zucocko: That went out the window when trolling became accepted practice here.
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I pity him even more because it seems like he does not like jap chicks. You can get some real hotties to do it there, and yet it's "too weird" in the west for prostitutes to do, even the ones who'll do Rat's favorite activity.
enjoy ur fatty weeaboo conwhores then anon3.
http://rapidshare.com/files/84876833/con_cosplay_naruto_sakura_lesbian_cosplay.avi.html
And I guess the rest of you can enjoy them too. Lulz.
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"It's a troll, what are you gonna do about it?"
"NOTHING. BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE AN E-MAIL ADDRESS I CAN BOMB, AND THE ONLY PEOPLE WITH ACCESS TO HIS IP ADDRESS ARE MODS. AND IT'S NOT LIKE I COULD HACK HIM ANYWAY. SO, WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS PISS AND MOAN LIKE AN IMPOTENT JERK, AND THEN BEND OVER AND TAKE IT UP THE TAILPIPE."
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Tag history is there for a reason, Mun.
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@anon37: Did the puppet sex make you want to flap in the theater as well?
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that is actually possible in Japan, ya'know? o3o
Nawt Rly.
WON'T.
IT.
DIE.
FUCKSHITNIGGERCOCKS.
I'm a girl...
EVERY ONE
NEVER CARES
ETERNALY.
REALLY
FASTLY STUFF
UR
CUNTS WITH
KLONDIKES MADE
IN
NEVERLAND
GLORYHOLES
TO
ASK
LICKY BOOM BOOM
KRUSTLY DICK WIPE
TOMORO IS
HER
INSIDES
SHIVERING WITH
MOLESTED PLEASURE OR ARE
U A BIG FUCKING
CUNT WITH NOTHING TO DO BUT
HIT AROUND WITH YOUR DICKS IN
A BIG FUCKING
GANG CIRCLE JERK
AGAIN AND AGAIN
IN HELL OR
NEVERLAND?
!
Trolling master.
If Anon3 is trolling (most likely) all I can say is...
SUCCESSFUL TROLL IS SUCCESSFUL!
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here: handjob, blowjob, screwing
it gets irritating to me cause i know the girls are really hoes in real life, they can try to act innocent, but i know they're not innocent; they're hoes
at least in anime, i can pretend they're innocent girls, which for all the reasons i just mentioned; anime wins for me
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lol thats funny, you win ;) sailor moon cosplay for 20 bucks, i bet he cant beat that :D
Gotta love R34 Comments.
Just wanted to start 2024 clear on that point. It's going to matter.