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Anonymous1: NEW MINUS8
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
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Anonymous2: oh sweet you actually did it :9
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Anonymous3: "OMG I LOVE MASTURBATING TO CARTOONS BECAUSE THE THOUGHT OF A REAL WOMAN FRIGHTENS ME TO THE POINT THAT I CANNOT BECOME ERECT WHEN WATCHING ONE IN ACTION.

Pointless comments aside, you fucking suck at life. You're perpetuating the decline of our generation into fucking Jap worshipping, pedophiliac mongrel pieces of shit.

I love porn, don't get me wrong, I'd fucking beat my shit all day long if it didn't get raw and start chafing on me. I do it until I'm shooting blanks and clawing for air. But this shit is just fucking ridiculous and strangely infuriating.

Anyone who masturbates to this shit, and I know all you 12 year old little faggots do, just remember this. A GUY drew the shit you're working it to, so ultimately you're masturbating to that GUY who drew it (or at least masturbating to his mind - new concept for you faggots, bypass the facial money shot and split the guy's skull and splurge on his brain - equivalent of cartoon porn if you missed the concept). fucking homos.

Oh and on a side note, anyone who uses the argument that "well beating off to real porn is just like beating off to cartoons because in the end the chick in the video will never fuck you because technically neither anatomically real women nor cartoon women are 'real' in the sense of the word" is a fucking moron who should be shot along with all the fudgepacking homos who perpetuate this shit.

In case you didn't know, 'real' chicks in 'real' porn will fuck you for the right price. I'd like to see you pay sailor moon to fuck you.
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Anonymous4: I cam here for the lulz, no for the faps
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Anonymous5(4): ^sorry, come
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Anonymous6(3): anon3 were you molested as a child? or beaten?

because you seem to have a personal problem
against rule34

or maybe your in denial about all this
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Titanium: It's about the lolz
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Anonymous7(3): indeed
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Anonymous8: Lame copypasta is lame.
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Anonymous9(3): who be copypasta!? ><
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chtkghk: 뭐라고 하는 것일까?
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Anonymous10: 그러게말입니다
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Titanium: おい、分かる語でしゃべってくれ。
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Anonymous11: The best thing about this copypasta is it specifically brings up a counter argument, just to ad hominem anyone who uses it, and thus prove the retardedness of the author.
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Anonymous12: You know, that's about the same I was thinking, anyone who gets like that just because of the very intent of the site isn't very smart.

You heard me #3, no matter how smart the arguments may be, the reason for making them is retarded on itself.
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Gremrat: Titanium, 少し分かる。
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Anonymous13: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
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Anonymous14(4): ^SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!
And who lives in a pinneaple under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!
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Anonymous15: Y'know, sometimes girls draw porn, right?
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Sarahsuke: ^Yeah, that's where the majority of yaoi comes from.
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Anonymous16: guys also photograph those girls in porn movies, making his copy-pasta argument moot on at least TWO points
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Anonymous17: So...what the hell is going on in this pic? Is it a parody of a microgame? Because I haven't played the WarioWare for the Wii.
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Anonymous18(3): ITS NOT COPY PASTA I THOUGHT IT UP MYSELF!!!!

FUCK ALL OF YOU, GO SUCK THE CARTOON DICK YOU ALL LOVE SO MUCH!!! YOU FUCKING QUEERS
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Anonymous19(3): I smell a desperation move
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Anonymous20: Which means you suck twice as much.
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Anonymous21(20): (lol, I meant that guy, the one that commented all in caps.)
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Jones: "MINE! ALL MINE! FUCK ALL YOU HOMOS IN YOUR SWEATY, MUSCULAR ASSES WHILE YOU PLAY WITH MY BALLS OH OH OH OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH! *SPLOOGE* SEE WHAT YOU FAGGOTS MADE ME DO!"

That's the impression I'm getting anyways.
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Anonymous22(3): FUCK OFF!!!

YOUR JUST PISSED BECAUSE WHILE YOU SIT HERE A SPANK IT TO CARTOONS I'M GETTING ALL THE REAL PUSSY LIKE YOUR MOM FOR EXAMPLE!!! SO FUCK YUO!
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Anonymous23: Wow, that's funny. You are good enough at internets to know about rule 34, and yet you say that you get sex. my ass.
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Anonymous24(20): Wow Jones, you nailed it perfectly!
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Jones: Yes, you really got me there. Have fun with my mom, who I've had to put zit cream on her back on multiple occasions.

Also caps lock cruise control, don't feed trolls, etc.
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Anonymous25(3): ANY CUNT WITH HALF A BRAIN KNOWS ABOUT RULE34!
AND I'VE HAD SEX MORE TIMES THAN YOU HAVE JACKED OFF TO YOUR BULLSHIT CARTOONS

GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!!
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Anonymous26(20): Hmm... if you have a "life", then why are you a troll? Because Trolls =/= life.

Also Trolls =/= Intelligence.

And they repel women too!
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Jones: Woah, they made a cartoon out of Bullshit? Sweet! I always thought Penn Gillette would make an awesome voice actor.
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Anonymous27(3): FUCK YOU ALL
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Anonymous28(3): AHAHAHAHA!!!!
oh my god!
you came, failed, and left, by the book XD!
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Anonymous29(20): He ran out of retorts? Dang, we can't keep making fun of him if that happens! Someone give him a thesaurus! His vocabulary is too short!
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Jones: I'm surprised he didn't resort to anything racist.
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Anonymous30(3): welcome to the internet bitch!!!

(troll)
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Anonymous31(3): sorry I meant to say (to troll)
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Suomynona: It is delicious troll bait, YOU MUST TAKE IT!
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Anonymous32(11): You've had sex 14 times a day for the past 12 years?

You must be the most diseased penis on the face of the planet.
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Anonymous33: "AND I'VE HAD SEX MORE TIMES THAN YOU HAVE JACKED OFF TO YOUR BULLSHIT CARTOONS"

O.O

Now THAT's impressive.
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The_J_Man: I love this site...
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Anonymous34: lol at the troll
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Anonymous35: hay wuts going on in this thread
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Anonymous36: RULE 34 IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS
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Anyfag: SIDE NOTE: YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS. GO BACK TO GRAMMAR SCHOOL AND STOP USING EMOTES. PORN AND DICK. GOOD DAY.
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Anonymous37: (Begins to sing):
The internet is for porn,
The internet is for porn,
Why do you think the net was born?
Porn, porn, porn!
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Anonymous38: Anon 3: lol such useless words gone unheard, bet it took a while ta type dumbass rofl
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Anyfag: TROLL WINS AGAIN, NICE JOB STROKING HIS COCK, DICKWEED.
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Anonymous39: This is funny.

Anyway, everyone is entitled to their own opinions.
Some people fap to real porn, I fap to hentai.
Let us learn to coexist.
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Anonymous40: I had such a wonderful time reading this comment page. Thank oh so much. I've completely forgotten what the picture is thanks to you.
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Anonymous41(39): Some weird pic about Ashley granting kids to hell or something, I dunno.
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Anonymous42: Anon2: HAY GUYS IS DIS FAILCHAN CAN I POST SUM COPYPASTA

Troll. Can we get some mod action going on to silence the little teenage punk?
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Jones: Why bother? If he isn't a troll, he got a sound e-thrashing. If he is, he's a copypasta asshole who's funny solely for sucking so hard. I say it stays.
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Anonymous43: Anon13 fails

"Who's the girl next door, living in the haunted mansion?"
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Anonymous44: LOL U GUISE I AM KEWL CUZ I DUNT FAP TO CARTUNES LOL

Anyway, awesome picture.
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Anonymous45: Wario's face made me fucking lol.
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ilikefood: History books will record that the loserdom of some anonymous wanker was definitively proven on this day, by another anonymous wanker, on rule34.paheal.net. Now I'll know what to say when people ask me where I was.

(P.S. I'm not masturbating, I'm waiting for my laundry to dry.)
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Anonymous46: Of course... Like everyone else here
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Anonymous47: INTERWEBZ ARE NOT FOR TROLL!!! DEY IS FOR PR0NZ!!!

~Jokli
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Anonymous48: First time I saw this, I thought Ashley had a dick. Then I saw the giant Wario.
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Anonymous49: lol anon3
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Anonymous50: Anon3: "AND I'VE HAD SEX MORE TIMES THAN YOU HAVE JACKED OFF TO YOUR BULLSHIT CARTOONS!

FUCK YOU ALL!!" *faps while typing...*

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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Anonymous51: we need to trace anon3's IP Address, find out his true identity, and then draw him being raped up the ass by every cartoon and anime character in existance (and the females can be shemales), have them all lined up :D if we can't get his real name then lets call him Dippy Douchebag and proceed with the formentioned plan :D I'll get to work on some sketches..
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Anonymous52: who is minus8 anyway?
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Repairman-man: Disregard anon3 draws himself sucking cocks.
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Anyfag: YEAH, CAUSE PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY CAN'T JACK OFF TO ANIME MUST HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEIR BRAINS. OTHERWISE THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO ACT COOL. FAGGOTS.
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Anonymous53: Wario's head is HUGE.
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UnidentifiedFappingObject: Umm, if you can get a RL porn star to have sex with you "for the right price", I'd expect another $20 will get her to dress like Sailor Moon. So...
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Anonymous54: THAT MEANS HE HAS HUGE GUTS!
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Anonymous55: WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS Jesus christ shut the fuck up.
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Amun-Ra: I CALL UPON THE POWERS OF INTERNET RULE 14

ARGUMENT OVER!!!!!

... so, what did you guys have for dinner?
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Scrounge: ...What the hell did you do to Penny and Ashley. It's like you sucked all the cuteness and sexyness right out of them...
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Anonymous56: Anon 51: Anonymous is not your personal army. Learn the rules.
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Zucocko: Whatever happened to "Don't feed the fucking troll"?
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Anonymous57: Anon56: This is not failchan. Shut up.

Zucocko: That went out the window when trolling became accepted practice here.
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Anonymous58: LOL!!! Oh man. Anon 3, get out of your basement for a change instead of getting a fucking heart attack over nothing on the internet, you sad little faggot.
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Looch: You must support Anon3, he is very brave in his anonymous attack of rule34 AND scientology. All hail Anon3!!
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Anonymous59: BRICKS
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Krawczyk: anon3 apparently has never heard of cosplay porn. I pity him.
I pity him even more because it seems like he does not like jap chicks. You can get some real hotties to do it there, and yet it's "too weird" in the west for prostitutes to do, even the ones who'll do Rat's favorite activity.

enjoy ur fatty weeaboo conwhores then anon3.
http://rapidshare.com/files/84876833/con_cosplay_naruto_sakura_lesbian_cosplay.avi.html
And I guess the rest of you can enjoy them too. Lulz.
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Anyfag: HEY YOU DICKSNIFFING COCK DEACON, WHAT PART OF FEEDING THE TROLL DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?
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Anonymous60: Holy christ, you're all faggots. Letting a little troll get the best of you like this; I expected you to be at least somewhat thick-skinned.
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warrior: lol fuck ya'll. -8 rocks.
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Anonymous61(60): In summation:
"It's a troll, what are you gonna do about it?"
"NOTHING. BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE AN E-MAIL ADDRESS I CAN BOMB, AND THE ONLY PEOPLE WITH ACCESS TO HIS IP ADDRESS ARE MODS. AND IT'S NOT LIKE I COULD HACK HIM ANYWAY. SO, WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS PISS AND MOAN LIKE AN IMPOTENT JERK, AND THEN BEND OVER AND TAKE IT UP THE TAILPIPE."
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Anyfag: HEY WARRIOR, YOU KNOW WHO USES "Y'ALL" ANYMORE? attractive and successful Africans. attractive and successful Africans AND FARMBOYS.
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warrior: that and people like me, who are too lazy to spell out 'you all' on their Wii.
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Amun-Ra: Okay, who tagged this ad deleteme and niggerdick?
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BerryBertunz: Anyfag did.

Tag history is there for a reason, Mun.
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Rat: Anyfag just brightened my day
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Anonymous62: :cry: picture 404s. Now I will never know the true wonderness of the anon3/anyfags argument.
@anon37: Did the puppet sex make you want to flap in the theater as well?
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warrior: retag again and I'll see to it personally that you get permab&, anyfag.
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Tumor: Wario is such a bad-ass.
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Dagger: "I'd like to see you pay sailor moon to fuck you."

that is actually possible in Japan, ya'know? o3o
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akigawa: anon3. I'd fap to minus8. i'd let him bear my children no less.
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Pitch: Anon 3 is the epitome of awesome.
Nawt Rly.
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Weegee64: FUCKING ANON 3, IT'S ANIME OR ANIMU, NOT AMERIKKKAN CART-TEWNZ GO SET YOUR INTERNETS AND COMPUTER AND LAPTOP ON FIRE... BETTER YET, SET YOURSELF ON FIRE WITH YOUR INTERNETS COMPUTER AND LAPTOP
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An_Onymous: Lol troll.
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iminey: dude anon3 made that comment like... MONTHS ago. this debate is still going? i doubt hes been back to check this even once since he commented :S
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An_Onymous: It was dead for a long time and then someone necro'd it. It may have been an indirect necro-ing by Anyfag and his tagfuckery.
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Anyfag: WHY.
WON'T.
IT.
DIE.
FUCKSHITNIGGERCOCKS.
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Pitch: It won't die, because everyone is too caught up in the fact that it's too fun being a smartass.
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Siren666: 0.0;
I'm a girl...
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Anyfag: NO ONE CARES, CUNT.
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Anonymous63: NO
EVERY ONE
NEVER CARES
ETERNALY.
REALLY

FASTLY STUFF
UR
CUNTS WITH
KLONDIKES MADE
IN
NEVERLAND
GLORYHOLES

TO
ASK
LICKY BOOM BOOM
KRUSTLY DICK WIPE

TOMORO IS
HER
INSIDES
SHIVERING WITH

MOLESTED PLEASURE OR ARE
U A BIG FUCKING
CUNT WITH NOTHING TO DO BUT
HIT AROUND WITH YOUR DICKS IN

A BIG FUCKING
GANG CIRCLE JERK
AGAIN AND AGAIN
IN HELL OR
NEVERLAND?
!
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Anyfag: THANK YOU CAPTAIN FAIL, FOR BRINGING OUT THE FAGGOT IN ALL OF US.
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Anonymous64: if nebody's captain fail, it's you,"NIGGERDICK".
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Anonymous65: Oh anyfag, you dirty, dirty niggerdick.
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Anonymous66: 10/10 for Anon3.
Trolling master.
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Anonymous67: y so serious trolls?
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Anonymous68: If Anon3 is serious, he is in desperate need of a lobotomy.

If Anon3 is trolling (most likely) all I can say is...

SUCCESSFUL TROLL IS SUCCESSFUL!
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A4S5D5S4A: I saw an absolutely identical copypasta in newgrounds like 3 years ago... two times. I bet 15 internetz that A3 is 13 years old or less.
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Anonymous69: holy shit way too many comments
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ChrisHansen: i think anon 3 is ether a hypocrite or a troll
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Anonymous70: not as bad at wwe pay pre bragin rights penny and ashley vs bridgette and blaniely for the davia and women title
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DDXS: Don't got it Anom3. My girlfriend and I love hentai, we see it together, and is kinda cute when she say "I got one of Naruto making love to Sakura". :3 My friend's girlfriend also lkies hentai! Anom3 fails judging hentai fans.
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Anonymous71: Weegee64, you best be trollin attractive and successful African
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Anonymous72: wow just wow
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Anonymous73: Shit a dick 0=3====>
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flamer180: @anon3 in the end its the same thing, you cum, doesnt matter whether its cartoon or real lol, respect peoples opinions
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flamer180: by the way anon3, i like cartoons over real, because in real you got hoes, and usually its the same stupid sequence in every video
here: handjob, blowjob, screwing
it gets irritating to me cause i know the girls are really hoes in real life, they can try to act innocent, but i know they're not innocent; they're hoes

at least in anime, i can pretend they're innocent girls, which for all the reasons i just mentioned; anime wins for me
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flamer180: @unidetifiedfappingobject
lol thats funny, you win ;) sailor moon cosplay for 20 bucks, i bet he cant beat that :D
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Anonymous74: And I wonder why God left us
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Anonymous75: These comments changed my view on life. Either that, they wasted a few minutes of my life.
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Anonymous76: Damn that was a wild ride.
Gotta love R34 Comments.
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Anonymous77: Yup, more wild than the Serengeti's of Africa.
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Anonymous78: @Anonymous: Imaooo
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Anonymous79: What a lovely comment thread to start 2024 with (my friend send this image via link because we were discussing why child labor is legal in the warioware universe)
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Anonymous80: @Anonymous: Jews control the world.

Just wanted to start 2024 clear on that point. It's going to matter.


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