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Anonymous1: Damn thats a girl i would date
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Anonymous2: yyeeaahh... just, if you dump her, let her down easy.or she'll gut you...

sex would be interesting tho
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Anonymous3: I'd definatly fuck that pet...
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Anonymous4: Lordstevie is my new demi-god. /fap furiously.
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JustShort: Dump her and she will disembowel you with her claws
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Anonymous5: Thing is...you're still alive when she starts to go down on you.
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Anonymous6: Clever girl
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Anonymous7: If your going to date make sure YOU take her out to dinner not vice versa
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Anonymous8: Unfortunately that's not a velociraptor.

But whatever, I'd fuck it so hard it'd lay an egg.
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Anonymous9: Ok I've just got to get around behind it,oh no I've been spotted here she comes, aaaahhhh!!!!!!!
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Anonymous10(9): Wait I'm not dead she grabbed my penis and arse, blowjob
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Anonymous11(9): Now that that's over she's motioning to her pussy and her ass, I understand perfectly, mwah hahahaha!
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Anonymous12(9): Oh baby, banging a velociraptor babe from behind in the pussy while she lies face down on the ground moaning and grinning of course, I hope this never ends.
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Anonymous13(9): Finest fuck ever. - Hypnos
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Anonymous14(9): Velociraptor: RRRAAAARR(oh yeah, I love him already I hope he never leaves. Lay on top of me and never let go)
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LightningSpark: that's a shitload of anons
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Viron-Servise: Who would ever dump her???? I'd fuck her crazyily!!!!
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Mysterious: @Anonymous9-14:Um dude,I got some bad news for u...a friend of mine is going to kill your velociraptor friend,eat her,then do the same too u....so........yeah,u better f***king run,...even though he will find u(His name is Ripper 'the animatronic from hell.')
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Anonymous15: Alex got that pickaxe, got them diamonds
Got that diamond pickaxe, hit that
She a miner, her name Alex
She mine my ores like its diamonds
I don't even know like "Why I did that?"
I don't even know like "Why I hit creepers?"
All I know is that I just can't mine iron
Talk to zombies nice so they won't fight back
Turn around and hit ores from the back, back, back
Grab a sword then make it slash, slash, slash

I don't really want no Steves
I don't really want no Steves, no

Knockback got that, Kickback when I hit skellies
They do track, they don't shoot me, one hit close range, pickaxe
Head tight, yeah, I mine that, yeah, I live that
Call a minecart with my Stevies, with the diamond sword, we gon' do ya
Stevies say they killin' creepers, but I really freakin' do it

I don't really want no Steves
I don't really want no Steves, no

He tryin' blow up just like a creeper, call him Stevie
Where Tinashe keep me minin', I'm from Minecraft, so I'm cocky
Say he minin' with my diamonds, copped me diamonds and some armor
Keep this Alex in some diamonds, said I'm pretty like some diamonds
Put it all in Steves' chest, then I catch a creeper
Alex game just caught a creeper, but I never lose a heart
Sword and diamond pics for days, I get ores I ask for diamonds
I just sit back and when Steve done, I be like, "Yo, how'd it mine?"
(Yo, how'd it mine?)

I don't really want no Steves
I don't really want no Steves, no

Knock-back got that kick-back
When it kick-back, you can't get yo ores back
In fact, this that Steve that
"I hate iron, I don't freak with gold ore"
Pickaxe just stop workin'
So they hit me, told me bring my pic back
Come through rockin' diamonds
That got all these Steveies like "Yo, what's that?"

I don't really want no Steves
I don't really want no Steves, no

Eeny, Stevie, mine a ore
I Catch a wolf right with a bone
If he ain't killin' zombies for me
Kick that wolf right in the lava
I don't really want no Steves, my old Steve just bought this cart
Stevie just Dropped in his cart, and I won't see that Steve again
Eeny, Stevie, mine a ore
I Catch a wolf right with a bone
If he ain't killin' zombies for me
Kick that wolf right in the lava
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Anonymous16(15): How many f*cking weirdos are on here?
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Pyroking: @Anonymous: An interesting love-life. Probably not for me, though I'd still kinda be jealous.


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