I've been following since 2013. But with this post you have gone too far.
This is clearly NOT canon. I have researched Marmaduke extensively (i even watched that new movie with commentary). It is clearly stated in Marmaduke Manga(1) that Marmaduke's testicles are too robust to be severed from his celestial body.
I would like this image removed. And a refund. I WANY MY LOAD BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!
(1) NNS Volume 38, Issue 2. June 12th 1963.
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIS BALLS! A VET COULD NEVER! THEY ARE HUGE!
If I don't receive an immediate apology, I will return with my lawyers in tow.
I would like to apologise on behalf of my father, and the Anderson family. Brad has passed away since writing his horribly deranged message on your chat board. His health was spiralling at the end of his life it was a horrible thing to experience. His words have hurt many around the world and on the cyberspace (such as yours here that displays photos of comic dogs with unrealistically human looking penises) .
Our family attorney, Johan Branderson LLB, has made it clear to me that I must retract any and all threats of litigation made by my now deceased father. I would like to formally apologise for any and all mental, physical, psychological and financial stress Brad's actions and words may have caused you and your loved ones. With this said, I would like to clearly state that we are not liable for any and all damages or compensation you may be seeking.
I wish you well in your future endeavours of creating crude dog pornography.
It's me again. Your 'friend' Paul Anderson, remember me? I posted a message on your 'dog porn' image in November 3rd of 2023. Good times right?
Or so I thought...
It was a crude awakening this morning when I awoke to my solicitor sweating at the brow, panting (like a dog(NOT SEXUAL(BUT THIS DOG HAS BALLS(WATCH OUT)))) who explained to me that a prolific canine pornographer (Its YOU! I"M TALKING ABOUT YOU!) has counter sued the Anderson Family Trust Pty Ltd LLC PHD PDF for my INSULENT Late father's (YOU KNOW WHO I KNOW YOU KNOW WHO, I KNOW YOU(BRAD ANDERSON) actions against said Dog pornographer. (YOU!!)
I thought we were friends Mr. Posted, remember our time in Guam together? I still think about what you said to me when the mortars fell right on our bunker... Do you remember? I digress.
These 'actions' of yours, are an attempt to stain the Anderson family name, and quite frankly WILL BANKRUPT US!!!! MY SON IS GOING TO PRINCETON!! HOW AM I GOING TO PAY FOR THAT NOW YOU DOGG!!!
I'm sorry, this fraudulent, frivolous, fictitious, fanciful, fantastical suite your hack lawyer has drafted has gotten me all riled up. I should hand this over to my solicitor..
On behalf of the Anderson Family Trust Pty Ltd LLC PHD PDF, I am charged with mediation in this matter. But lets be honest, you don't stand a dogs dick in hell of winning this suit. We are going to ring you dry of every dollar you've made off this SMUT! Here's some financial advice buddy. Immediately withdraw all the money from your various bank accounts, liquidate all of your assets and bury the proceeds of your meagre fortune in your yard, next to that tree you like to water on Sundays, the one with the pretty flowers. Oh so pretty. I digress. Once you have done this, and withdrawn the suit, we will be friends once more. You and my "client" Mr Anderson. Like from the matrix. Remember Guam!?!? Good times...
Actually.. Can I level with you for a moment.. I didn't pass the bar, I think the Anderson family is onto me... I can't practice law in 36 states, you have us over a barrel.... I haven't tried the 14 other states. I'm being counselled that I should hand this situation over to the jury I rest my case your honor.
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I've been following since 2013. But with this post you have gone too far.
This is clearly NOT canon. I have researched Marmaduke extensively (i even watched that new movie with commentary). It is clearly stated in Marmaduke Manga(1) that Marmaduke's testicles are too robust to be severed from his celestial body.
I would like this image removed. And a refund. I WANY MY LOAD BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!
(1) NNS Volume 38, Issue 2. June 12th 1963.
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIS BALLS! A VET COULD NEVER! THEY ARE HUGE!
If I don't receive an immediate apology, I will return with my lawyers in tow.
Yours truly, Brad Anderson
I would like to apologise on behalf of my father, and the Anderson family. Brad has passed away since writing his horribly deranged message on your chat board. His health was spiralling at the end of his life it was a horrible thing to experience. His words have hurt many around the world and on the cyberspace (such as yours here that displays photos of comic dogs with unrealistically human looking penises) .
Our family attorney, Johan Branderson LLB, has made it clear to me that I must retract any and all threats of litigation made by my now deceased father. I would like to formally apologise for any and all mental, physical, psychological and financial stress Brad's actions and words may have caused you and your loved ones. With this said, I would like to clearly state that we are not liable for any and all damages or compensation you may be seeking.
I wish you well in your future endeavours of creating crude dog pornography.
That will no make anyone cum.
Best wishes,
Paul Anderson
It's me again. Your 'friend' Paul Anderson, remember me? I posted a message on your 'dog porn' image in November 3rd of 2023. Good times right?
Or so I thought...
It was a crude awakening this morning when I awoke to my solicitor sweating at the brow, panting (like a dog(NOT SEXUAL(BUT THIS DOG HAS BALLS(WATCH OUT)))) who explained to me that a prolific canine pornographer (Its YOU! I"M TALKING ABOUT YOU!) has counter sued the Anderson Family Trust Pty Ltd LLC PHD PDF for my INSULENT Late father's (YOU KNOW WHO I KNOW YOU KNOW WHO, I KNOW YOU(BRAD ANDERSON) actions against said Dog pornographer. (YOU!!)
I thought we were friends Mr. Posted, remember our time in Guam together? I still think about what you said to me when the mortars fell right on our bunker... Do you remember? I digress.
These 'actions' of yours, are an attempt to stain the Anderson family name, and quite frankly WILL BANKRUPT US!!!! MY SON IS GOING TO PRINCETON!! HOW AM I GOING TO PAY FOR THAT NOW YOU DOGG!!!
I'm sorry, this fraudulent, frivolous, fictitious, fanciful, fantastical suite your hack lawyer has drafted has gotten me all riled up. I should hand this over to my solicitor..
On behalf of the Anderson Family Trust Pty Ltd LLC PHD PDF, I am charged with mediation in this matter. But lets be honest, you don't stand a dogs dick in hell of winning this suit. We are going to ring you dry of every dollar you've made off this SMUT! Here's some financial advice buddy. Immediately withdraw all the money from your various bank accounts, liquidate all of your assets and bury the proceeds of your meagre fortune in your yard, next to that tree you like to water on Sundays, the one with the pretty flowers. Oh so pretty. I digress. Once you have done this, and withdrawn the suit, we will be friends once more. You and my "client" Mr Anderson. Like from the matrix. Remember Guam!?!? Good times...
Actually.. Can I level with you for a moment.. I didn't pass the bar, I think the Anderson family is onto me... I can't practice law in 36 states, you have us over a barrel.... I haven't tried the 14 other states. I'm being counselled that I should hand this situation over to the jury I rest my case your honor.
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