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Anonymous1: HOLY FUCKING SHIT BALLS!
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Anonymous2: I DON´T WANT APPLESAUCE!
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Anonymous3: I've seen everything the internet has to offer, now.

Can I leave?
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Anonymous4: And thus i cry out in vain in Raptor Jesus' name, for he hast let another atrocity loose upon good Al Gore's intrawebs.
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Kharnov: Is this by the same person that did that banana... thing?
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Anonymous5: MY EYES!!! MY FUCKING EYES!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!
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Deuxsonic: Just think, that's when he's flaccid. How huge will it be erect?
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bucketbot: is it ok that i want to shoot someone when i see this picture?
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this_guy: HAPPY APPLE DAY!
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Anonymous6: Oh noes pray there isnt a comic strip of this too
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Anonymous7: ^ there is now
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Anonymous8: I want to see this thing fucking that banana thing.
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Anonymous9: I... almost fapped...
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Teev: One of his ballsacks seemed to get itself comfy between his leg.

Other than that, this is a very hairy apple.
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Jacii: Y U MAEK DIS????

;_________________________________;
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Member_7: O.O
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Phantasmagoria: Technically, it's only huge in comparison to the fact that he is an apple. It's probably only about three inches or so.. But for an apple? Holy hell, you better keep your cherries locked up tight. And look at his expression! Clearly, he is the bad kind of apple...
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Anonymous10: ^ Having fun with that?
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Anonymous11: DO NOT WANT
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Anonymous12: Dude...no fuckin' words, man. No fuckin' words. D=
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Anonymous13: sauce?
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Anonymous14: HELLOOO I am Carlos! The man of love.
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Anonymous15: How u liek dem apples?
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Anonymous16: It reminds me of AAAH! Real Monsters! from Nickelodeon all those years ago...
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Anonymous17: HOLY SHIT KITS CARLOS, THE MAN OF LOVE! RUN! RUN FOR YOU VAGINAS!
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Cat_Bountry: IS IT CAN BE APPLES TIEM NAO PLZ?
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Anonymous18: EPIC LULZ! Oh man, it's because of those retarded shit that I come back to da interwebz xD
I always LMFAO!
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The_Dungeon_Master: Why do they call them Applejacks if they don't even taste like apples?
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Anonymous19: No #3 you have to stay here till the end of the end of time during the commercials.
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Slayer: FEATURE
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Anonymous20: ^Yes.
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Anonymous21: He's not the "bad kind of apple", he's the tacofag kind of apple. Go back to Tacoland.
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Sulacu: Con es how we make fruit in Mechico
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Anonymous22: MY LIFE IS DESTROYED!
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Amun-Ra: Hey Internet.

Go climb a wall of dicks.
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Anonymous23(11): bumping for maximum mindfuck on the first commentery page
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evilpika: Couldn't we go with SLIGHTLY less mindfuck for a while?
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Anonymous24: The panties make this pic extra lulzy
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Zeru: evilpika: No.
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Wicabeth: ... I have the horrible urge now to start singing the "I Like To Eat Apples and Bananas" song now...

If this thing was singing it, it would make it THAT much better
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Magneto: Ryuk's gonna be PISSED if he eats this.
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Wicabeth: ^wow.. Redundancy.. That's how much this picture fucked with my brain.
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Anonymous34Poster: FJDFJKDSFJD O_O
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Anonymous25: DO NOT WANT EPPLES
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Dionysus: Oh my god, it looks at me....
*runs*
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Anonymous26: >>22654
HEY GORGEOUS!
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Anonymous27: Kill it with fire!
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Runny_Camembert: EVEN BEAR DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THIS APPLES IS
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Anonymous28: I lol'd
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Anonymous29: Isn't this the apple that shows up at the end of 'Wonder Showzen'??
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Ramiel: Internet is eviiiiil O.O
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Midna_the_Imp: Oh god, my eyes...but it's funny....

Rule 34: There _is_ porn of it.
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Anonymous30: Can you guys shut up? I'm trying to fap here.
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FuriousFanny: I love those tiny, beady eyes.
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Titanium: HAPPY BELATED FATHER'S DAY! FEATURED!

I hope all your knuckle children called you.
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Anonymous31: What. The hell. Is that.
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Anonymous32: wat
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Anonymous33: @A32
Spy: YOUR MOTHER
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CaptainAwesome: another bad feature titanium.your great and all but your features are downright fucking retarded.there.i said it.
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WildTesticoolAppeared: ah hahaha, +1 for CaptainAwsome
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Anonymous34: ...No words can explain how disturbing this is...
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Anonymous35: Loo loo loo, I got some apples ...
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Anonymous36: oh so thats where apple juice comes from!!
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Anonymous37: God dammit titanium...
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SD40-2: HEY APPLE...HEY APPLE...HEY, HEY APPLE? WHAT!!?? knife, uh..AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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Gafyna: LOL QUE?
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Excelsior: No.. Just no.
Apple creampie?
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Anonymous38: Funny how i hate all the nazi antidisestablishmentarianism BS in the past being featured, and I hate poor-quality pics being featured, and that "yellow BG+blue cloud shape+line and asterisk=OMGMARGESIMPSONFEATURENAO!" BS being featured... but this.. makes me laugh, and appreciate this being featured since this IS art, non nazi, non-bs, and I can TELL what it is.. yeah, that's my word on it.
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Pointing_Out_Why_You_Suck: Titanium you have not dissapointed me.
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Anonymous39: old fucking picture.
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Anonymous40: what is this I don't even
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Weapon_R: good dog... thank you titanium, for i will never for the rest of my life unsee this, and every time i look at a periodic table, this is what i wil see...
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Anonymous41: I'm not even kidding; I think this thing lives under my bed...
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Anonymous42: goes well with this pic: >>18962
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Alpha-1: Damn, this image is disturbing. I mean he has no arms....
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Anonymous43: Y MAN Y??
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Anonymous44: Meh...
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Anonymous45: ok sumbody better start pulling out the special punch or im killin myself the messy way
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DTJ: I...I am loss of the word
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jaycro: oh LAWD aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaahhhhh
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Anonymous46: So... who wants to bob the apple......... NOT IT!
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ronasokily: those....those vacant eyes will haunt my dreams
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Anonymous47: Is Ron Jeremy making another movie?
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HawkEye: HOW DID THIS GET FEATURED FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! KILL ME!!!!
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Anonymous48: It got featured just to make you say that.
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Anonymous49: @Kharnov: Yes, it is. The one where he sees himself through the window as a female banana (with a man's face) and he does a strip-dance for himself.
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Anonymous50: I get off to this everyday.
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MuchKoku: Holy Crap! Did anyone else notice the penis?!
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Franky_Whiskey: Classic~
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Anonymous51: I... I came.
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VwX: Where's your god now?
what or who encoraged someone to draw this
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duckpenisexpert: Anon38, stop thinking so fucking hard. Goddamn intelli-fags ruin everything.
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Anonymous52: Keeps the doctor away, don'tca know.
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Anonymous53: @MuchKoku I know its all deformish o.o
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Kage_Dropcut: why feature the crappiest piece they can find?
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Anonymous54: An apple with a huge penis. WAT.
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Anonymous55: now that's what i call fruit of the loom
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Anonymous56: ^Ba-domp-TISH!
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Anonymous57(56): He looks very Mexican
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Anonymous58: FFS apple! Put your cock away and mow my lawn!
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Anonymous59: happy apple day
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Anonymous60: Stop that...you're being lewd.
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Anonymous61: excuse me, but, how do you like these apples?
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Anonymous62: only one thing came to mind when i saw this.....
that scene from chowder when hes screaming
LABEL ME LABEL ME.......
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Anonymous63: Anything with Wall Eyes should be featured.
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Anonymous64: anon 3,462 is a fag.
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Anonymous65: Hey apple! KNIFE!
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Anonymous66: I'd let him do me
if he asked
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Anonymous67: Eww! It's so ugly! I burns my fucking eyes! Fuck this mutant and his creator!!!
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Anonymous68: i'd tap that
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Yiffing: DERP.
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Titanium: Anon62 - you mean walleyed? WTF are wall eyes?
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Shadow_the_Hedgehog_18: *Goes Weapon X on the apple and scorches it's remains with fiend-fyre*
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Anonymous69(63): Titanium- Let's just enjoy the penis. Shall we?
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Anonymous70: Hehe.

I win.
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Anonymous71(70): I win so hard.
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Anonymous72: I'm an orange!
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Anonymous73: That isnt a penis, it's just Apple's friend Banana in a penis suit
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Anonymous74: what about them apples...
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Anonymous75: NEW APPLE MASCOT/LOGO!!
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CaptainAwesome: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
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Anonymous76: OH DEAR GOD THE HORROR! THE HORROR!!! MY LIFE HAS BEEN PERMANENTLY SCARRED! *crawls into a fetal position and proceeds to suck thumb for hours on end*
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Anonymous77: And now FurAffinity has a reason to have Apple in its species list.

*sage nod*
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Anonymous78: He's Mexican that explains everything.
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Anonymous79(38): No, duckpenisexpert... dumbassfags ruin everything..

... HEY-EY-EEEYYYY.... YOU'RE one of those dumbassfags, aren't you, duckpenisexpert? :D
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Anonymous80: Kage Dropcut: why feature the crappiest piece they can find? ANSWER: It's practically an honored tradition here to do just that! It's for the lolz!
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Anonymous81: i just orgasmed
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Anonymous82: he got vegetable' dumb look in his eyes
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Anonymous83(56): SPIC APPLE IS A SPIC
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Anonymous84(38): Anon79... to semi-quote Frank Oz

"Sometimes something can be so ugly that it can actually be beautiful."

That was his actual thoughts when he puppeteered as Aughra in The Dark Crystal (puppeteered, not did the voice of... not in the final version, anyway).
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Anonymous85: as long as you believe, censor bear will swoop down from his heavenly perch, and bring the fucking banhammer down on this pic...
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Anonymous86(38): Fine then, anon84... I don't believe in censor bear then, HA!!
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Anonymous87: Oh.. Fuck you internet!!..
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Anonymous88(87): Run to the mountains!!!!! O__O
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Anonymous89(54): Mexican apple? You guys know you want that big, beefy burrito.
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Anonymous90: I CAME FUCKING HARD HOLMES!
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Anonymous91: JESUS Christ i was eating an apple when i clicked on this
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Anonymous92: He looks focused.... someone should edit with lazers
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Anonymous93: "I like it."
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Anonymous94: lol
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Anonymous95: It's like comparing apples to... well...
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Anonymous96: Then slowly, I lift off my night dress.
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Anonymous97: And I put on my wizard hat and robe.
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Titanium: +2 internets to Anons 95 and 96
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Anonymous98: HAHAHA HALARIOUS!!!
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Guk: i'll take some apple juice
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mutegoth: does anyone else here the strong man theme from mother 3?
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Anonymous99: Whyyyy?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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betterthannothing: glad this was featured at some point
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MisterMetalDude: Well... that's apple juice for ya... goddamn lol
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thecianinator: Isn't this Vanessa from Aqua Teen Hunger Force?


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