Deuxsonic: You should have to encounter him like this in a dark room as a final boss in a game. While you're running trying to get a hit in, he's swinging his dick around like a flail, trying to smack your head clean off.
Kharnov: The next thing you know, he's slowly moving towards you while singing "In Heaven," and the lights keep flickering before he suddenly disappears.
The next thing you know, a tree on a little hand wagon comes rolling out of nowhere, and your mutant baby puts you on a sort of trial that makes your head come off, falling through a puddle of your own blood into some industrial wasteland.
Some little kid takes your head to some office in the middle of nowhere, and after a while, they make a pencil out of it. YOUR HEAD IS NOW A MOTHERFUCKING ERASER.
Anonymous3: It will be funny to start a meme were you say "The next thing you know" and then you start speaking about batshit surreal stuff (Like ereaserhead!)
Jones: The next thing you know, Dan Akroyd is drinking a tea composed of your blood and the soul of Harry Connick Jr. while he throws babies and unopened copies of Earthbound into an applepress.
The_J_Man: The next thing you know, you have a dildo in your ass, as the Joker laughs while looking at a picture book. He tunrs into a Canadian flag, now crying that he has lost his puppy.
Anonymous4(3): The next thing you know, Pearbob Curvepants smiles at you, and start weaving his arms. He opens his mouth and flies through the room, with a smile that brings you memories of your childhood, when uncle Steve use the tiger mouths to open the ass of an anorexic Rod Stewart
Anonymous5: The next thing you know, Neil Tennant is in front of you posing seductively in a little speedo. Then, his tightly curled prehensile hair starts tearing your clothes off and throwing them in a woodchipper. You wake up the next morning with a severely sore ass and no memory of what happened after that.
Cat_Bountry: The next thing you know, you mother walks in the room, feigning moral outrage, but then her head twisted around into that of some horrible, eyeless, fangly monster, and spews what looks like raspberry jelly at you.
And then you blink and everything is normal, and your mother is threatening never to let you over at the house anymore if this is the sort of thing you're going to look at.
Even worse, it happened to b a Doug Winger picture of Sally Acorn.
Anonymous24: I... I give up. This is just so terrifying, I don't even want to fap anymore. Thanks, guys. Thanks for ruining what started as a promising fap session.
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You only see him for a split second but the image is practically burnt into your mind forever.
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The next thing you know, a tree on a little hand wagon comes rolling out of nowhere, and your mutant baby puts you on a sort of trial that makes your head come off, falling through a puddle of your own blood into some industrial wasteland.
Some little kid takes your head to some office in the middle of nowhere, and after a while, they make a pencil out of it. YOUR HEAD IS NOW A MOTHERFUCKING ERASER.
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And then you blink and everything is normal, and your mother is threatening never to let you over at the house anymore if this is the sort of thing you're going to look at.
Even worse, it happened to b a Doug Winger picture of Sally Acorn.
That being said, It looks as is Lolwut Pear and Spengbab fucked and spawned this.
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Shitty pic uses bonerkill!
It's super effective!
Boner takes over 9000 damage.
Boner fainted!
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the
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mom
naked
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Imagine him singing that song while approaching you slowly with his dick draggin on the concrete... scratching on it with shit comming off of it.
What would you do if it decided to chase you?
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Assholes.
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