Anonymous10: Suction Cup Man is coming around, my sucking powers have no bound Suction cups all red and shit, I'm pretty hot you must admit Do not test my sucking power, I'll climb your tower in just an hour You can't kill me I'm way too cool, I'm smudging up your windows, fool! Suction Cup Man (Hey thats me!) His name is Suction Cup Man (Fuck yeah it is!) Fuck you he's Suction Cup Man (I have my own theme song!) Fuck yeah lets do another verse! Fuck your shit, I'm going up You can't unsuck my suction cups There's so much stuff I've yet to climb, So while I rhyme, I climb full-time Since I'm climbing up so far I'll play a tune on my guitar I don't climb for girls or money. I climb 'cuz it's fucking funny Suction Cup Man (It's me again!) His name is Suction Cup Man (My favorite words are the vulgar ones!) Fuck you he's Suction Cup Man (Thats the shit I'm talking about!) Breakdown, mothafucker! Oh Shit! Climbs the towers for just the thrill Take it up to the man who has the skills To piss people off, their anger builds So they try to stop him, but he's climbing still. He can take a hit, he can take a blow But his signs of stopping never show He'll climb anything he's a pro As he's shouting look at me go! His name is Suction Cup Man Fuck you he's His name is Suction Cup Man Suction Cup Man (One more time baby, oh lord!) His name is Suction Cup Man I'm like a superhero but fuckin pointless! Fuck you he's Suction Cup Man (Just try to get me off your tower!) FUCK!
(Wow, most insults nowadays truly are rooted in discrimination...)