Piecewise: 1.human dicks are way to small
2.they would probably break your pelvis
3.they would probably eat you afterwards
4.they're like every whiny hippy you've ever met rolled up into one giant cat person.
appealus: 1. ExtenZe or a Swedish made Penis-Enlarger Pump
2. Doggie Style or let her be the bottom
3. Anyone who's seen the movie knows that's Bullshit
4. Ear plugs
Anonymous11: "To Hell with that logic, sir! Gimme a mask and git outta my way! If Captain Kirk has the balls to fuck a Green Bitch, then I sure as shit can get busy and screw around with a Blue one!"
Anonymous14: ...oh I get it, you can't breathe outside and their are native girls and because you can't go outside to have sex with them it is hell, because you can not breathe outside, and they wish to screw you.
Also, anybody ever figure out if THEY can breathe OUR air?
Anonymous28: @ANon 17, WIN, I Agree, I Think It Would Pull Your Penis Off, Even If They Offered Me Everything For A Blowjob, "Nope, Not With Them Fangs Bitch"
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GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2.they would probably break your pelvis
3.they would probably eat you afterwards
4.they're like every whiny hippy you've ever met rolled up into one giant cat person.
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2. Doggie Style or let her be the bottom
3. Anyone who's seen the movie knows that's Bullshit
4. Ear plugs
Next?
it's "Vladcorail" on Deviantart:
http://vladcorail.deviantart.com/
MASK ON!
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Also, anybody ever figure out if THEY can breathe OUR air?
Also again, two words: blue balls.
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As long as you don't cum inside, its not heresy.
And if that fails, well close your eyes and think of the Emperor.