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Anonymous1: i don't think those rookies would be listening to their commanding officer. i wouldn't.
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Shiraz: Eh, me neither. But you can't blame the poor guys, can you?
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Anonymous2: this is hilarious, who's the artist?
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furriehentaiboy16: *breaks door and runs outside with gas mask on*

GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous3: fangs...
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Piecewise: 1.human dicks are way to small
2.they would probably break your pelvis
3.they would probably eat you afterwards
4.they're like every whiny hippy you've ever met rolled up into one giant cat person.
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Anonymous4: Their hair makes me think of the Predator.
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appealus: 1. ExtenZe or a Swedish made Penis-Enlarger Pump
2. Doggie Style or let her be the bottom
3. Anyone who's seen the movie knows that's Bullshit
4. Ear plugs

Next?
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Anonymous5: appealus-1 Piecewise-0
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Anonymous6: He needs a Commissar hat.
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Anonymous7: So that's how he got those scars...
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Anonymous8: Anon2:

it's "Vladcorail" on Deviantart:

http://vladcorail.deviantart.com/
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Anonymous9: *grabs exopack then kicks door open*

MASK ON!
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Anonymous10: Anon 8 wins!
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Anonymous11: "To Hell with that logic, sir! Gimme a mask and git outta my way! If Captain Kirk has the balls to fuck a Green Bitch, then I sure as shit can get busy and screw around with a Blue one!"
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Lurker: XD
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Hanssen69: Thats so funny.
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Anonymous12: I never know they're huge
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Anonymous13: Anon 12 wins epicly
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Anonymous14: ...oh I get it, you can't breathe outside and their are native girls and because you can't go outside to have sex with them it is hell, because you can not breathe outside, and they wish to screw you.

Also, anybody ever figure out if THEY can breathe OUR air?

Also again, two words: blue balls.
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Knife_Fetish: I second that anon7.
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Anonymous15: Death by snoo-snoo!
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Anonymous16: Those teeth don't look blowjob friendly?
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Anonymous17: I agree with furriehentaiboy16
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Anonymous18(17): appealus wins the thread for the Austin Power reference
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Flanker: Colonel, Sir. Can you repeat again our instructions? I was fapping thinking in the Snoo Snoo with the blue horny aliens. Sir!
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Hanssen69: This has that Mad Mag look to it. Nice.
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Anonymous19: look a new breed of vampire the Na'vi female
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Anonymous20: i love you anon 16
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Anonymous21: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
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HawkEye: anon 12 wins so much!
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Anonymous22: More like a new sub-species of human-race, would be a good addition to the Imperial Guard as Assault Troopers or scouts.

As long as you don't cum inside, its not heresy.
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Anonymous23: its a trap!
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Anonymous24: I do not find furries attractive.
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Anonymous25: Looks like they found the catnip.
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Dracamus: @Anon25 The girls are aliens not anthromophic animals.
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Anonymous26: Oh yes, who can blame them for not paying attaention. I would want to shoot them down as well.
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Anonymous27: where are her nipples? .-.
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Anonymous28: @ANon 17, WIN, I Agree, I Think It Would Pull Your Penis Off, Even If They Offered Me Everything For A Blowjob, "Nope, Not With Them Fangs Bitch"
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Anonymous29: @Piecewise: i am fine with all that shit, first to ten me hoes.
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Anonymous30: This is way every good Guardsman saves the last bullet for himself...

And if that fails, well close your eyes and think of the Emperor.


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