jubilation_t_cornpone: True, she's not very prominent any more, but people who were famous a long time ago tend to die more often than people famous now. They're geezers, ya know?
Decanter: @Anonymous: Well folks, pack it in. Purely because of this one anon, we'll be getting rid of the feature box and purging the whole featured_image tag. I feel no regrets about this decision and I think we've really done our due diligence divining the will of the community on this one.
traffik: @Decanter: Yeah, when I read that comment, I couldn't believe that he actually said that before, and no one listened to him. I mean, come on, he's Anon4!
champofgalacticretards: @anon4: I am not the boss but I know who is the boss that I can report. You cannot tell anhyone what to do because it is not your own property.
notmacacos2: Ah, another tasteful and aesthetically remarkable image for a front page feature! Who else could have picked such a marvelous option but our great lot of moderators with refined taste for carnal imagery?
champofgalacticretards: @StinkyGuy: British does have counter of TV series like Being Human, Cash Cab, and Antique Roadshow. I see both on British Broadcasting Corporation and American Broadcating companies. I like Longmire that British cannot have one. You know about Elemenatry and Sherlock based on same chracter who belong to British author named Doyle?
Deathcock: Pretty sure anon4 wasn't as serious as you snarky cunts responded to him. Over-the-top sarcasm isn't needed for that comment, and makes you all look like huge fucking cunts. But you are huge fucking cunts, so I guess this goes without mentioning as well.
notmacacos2: @Deathcock: You're so adorable spewing out random insults like that, trying your hardest to put people down on a porn site. You've been here for just 6 months and yet commented over a thousand times on hundreds of cartoon porn pictures with your little childish angst; have you ever come to notice how sad you are? Seriously try having sex sometime and stop coming in here with a tree up your arse. Unless that gets you off, then I have no authority to demand such a thing from you.
Floymin: From my experience with Features:
Features are strictly for LOLZ! Anyone who expects Fappz from a Feature is either a noob, a n00b, or a sick mofo.
Anonymous36: @Floymin: Too bad most of these are not funny at all nor pleasant to look at. Featuring an image based on its fap value is impossible unless you are being selfish
LuvDaArt: I grew up watching All in the Family, and I love this image. Sad about Jean Stapleton being dead, but we only live so long and then suddenly the ride is over. I totally agree with Floymin, featured images are the ones that people laugh the hardest at not fap to the most, and if you can fap to this perhaps you should shut down your computer and seek mental health treatment!
@notmacacos2: I SAID. SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU FLAMING. FAGGOT.
Wow, you're a big badass, LOOK AT CHOO! Look at you all puffed up and giving it to me with your big girl panties on! You go girl! The spotlight is on you! It's the feature section :o! Now it's your time to shine! Let's everyone give you a round of a applause and cheer for this crusader of light taking a stand for justice! Maybe you'll get a junior paheal badge for this!
MAN YOU'VE GOT ME SO MAD RIGHT NOW YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. YOU DON'T. EVEN. KNOW. LIKE, LOOK AT ALL THE WORDS AND CAPS AND EXCLAMATIONS! SERIOUSLY I'M FUCKING MOLISHED!! ALL MY WEAKNESSES ... EXPOSED! I'VE BEEN EVISCERATED! YAH I INSULT PPL ON OVER 9000 POSTS (nice made-up figure, and glad I inspired you to search my profile in your asspain lol) CLEARLY BECAUSE OF MY ADOLESCENT ANGST ('wit ur lil ur lil wit ur lil childish angst' nerd raaaage >8[) AND SEXUAL FRUSTRATION (this coming from a skinny permavirigin uberfag who watches anime all day) HAHAHAHA! Tell me: am I as adorable as the sight I see right now? That of a soft, idiotic little bubblegum paheal faggot trying to tell me off, and using the most eye-roll-inducing tryhard trolling techniques, and cliched generalizations, like a DeviantART user who GETS REAL and thinks they're doing a great job destroying you with their Fisher Price psychology lol.
It's exactly this kind of total inability to understand me that you sad little faggots are never going to win against me. Ever. Honestly. lol. I've been with elite trolls that could barely do shit to me, and I ended up trolling them in the process. I will say one thing, though: I never "TRY" my "hardest." I DO - I don't "TRY." I put out minimum effort, and end up with everyone on this site hating me with a passion. That's why all the admins hate me. I even inspired one of them to place bans on me for no reason, even when I was directing insults at other users lol. Yeah, I've had quite a lot of success here through nearly no effort. But keep showing me how TOTALLY UNAFFECTED YOU ALL ARE, that'll show me.
notmacacos2: @Deathcock: Oh man, that's pure sperg gold right there. "i've been with ELITE trolls that i TROLLED and i dont try my hardest, i DO my hardest n youre NEVER gonna win", holy shit. Only way this could get better is if you offered me a blowie.
Deathcock: @Anonymous: You've probably forgotten how to even socialize with the outside world without a keyboard, huh /b/tard subhuman? Everything reminds you of memes, and your only way of communicating is through the /b/tard language hardwired into whatever is left of that underdeveloped 13-year-old mind. How are you gonna talk to girls when all you can do is stare off into space and mumble - oh forget it, that's not gonna happen... you're gonna just go home to your computer room and tissues, and think about the girl you seen in public haha.
@notmacacos2: Spoken as if you're not actually a legitimate sperg :o
Yeah, I'm not very happy with the way that post turned out. I was in a weird state of mind when I wrote it. Plus, all those words don't actually mean anything to the malnourished autistic cripples, and spastic Ritalin-deficient brony boymen around here other than two things: "U" and "MAD." They see a text brick, and just feel all gooey that they were able to make a stranger on the Internet spend thought and time on them as being the only fleeting moments of self-worth in their wretched and failed lives, no matter how misplaced it is. All I did is make you inferior subhumans feel like you've got something to feel proud about, but you don't. I'm a world-star athlete in the special olympics; so go back to watching anime, and working at a minimum-wage job. There's nothing to see here.
I started out where I was just gonna write a few lines to fuck with you, and that would have been good to leave it at the first three sentences or so in, but I got really carried away loool. Man, I should SERIOUSLY put my creative writing endeavors into more useful purposes! I could actually WRITE THINGS THAT MATTER with these exercises.
Basically, what I'm trying to say in not so many words, little garbage faggot notmacacos2, is that you're still a complete loser, and I'm still a god among insects :D I enjoy conflict, and writing, and you enjoy having pseudo-meltdowns on porn sites because you're such a real winner compared to me, right? :D
Anonymous41: @Deathcock: GTFO, asshole. Somebody needs to cripple your hands like the rest of you, you big mouth do nothing motherfucker. Then we wouldn't have to listen to a fucking crip brag on about besting other mongoloids in a staged freak show like the 'special' olympics..
notmacacos2: @Deathcock: If you still think I'm the real loser after the show you've put up then you should consider exile on the Himalayas to reflect a little upon yourself. You just might end up realizing how much of a retard you always sound like after you do.
And no, sweetie, I've read your "anti-adhd text bricks" and they're not "thoughtful" as you claim, they're just pitiful and unnecessary. I've written bigger texts over lesser things but they based themselves on more conceivable things other than outdated internet vocabulary, projecting, and overall buttanger. Trying to run away from what you have wrote and going like "i was only pretending sorry!!" only backs up this claim; your "writing endeavors" (I like how you used that word in specific, since it stands for try hard attempts at something) fail at base as you have nothing solid to back up what you say, all while trying to hide that fact with insults as you go, and thus proving that you're bad at it.
Furthermore, let me show you the proper use of the prefix "pseudo": You're a pseudo-intellectual, and that's what you will always be if you keep up with this. Using grammar within those texts won't make what you say look more intelligent, it will only put your stupidity in a spotlight because you have actually gone through it with proper care. You're laughing matter, and laughter is all you're getting from me (it's not like if you ever got anything but that, the exception being this small discourse) from now on now that you've fully exposed your assburguers and seem to be proud of it.
That all being said, your sad presence both entertains and pains my being. I recommend you to stop posting to stop digging your hole even further, go read a book or better yet: go get laid. It isn't hard nowadays like you want to make it seem.
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Not much for her, but there ya go.
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get,,.rid...of...the...Featured section.
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haven't made any changes to the FAQ lately, so we don't have a newfaq right now.
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Songs that made the hit parade.
Guys like us we had it made,
Those were the days.
And you knew who you were then,
Girls were girls and men were men,
Mister we could use a man
Like Herbert Hoover again.
Didn't need no welfare state,
Everybody pulled his weight.
Gee our old LaSalle ran great.
Those were the days.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_television_series_based_on_British_television_series
@Asmodeus: got another one for you - "“This looks like one of those unwelcome social summonses which call upon a man either to be bored or to lie.”
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The mother was a cunt.
The grandmother a bigger cunt.
And grandfather was a hell of an asshole.
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Interesting composition. Are we going to see a "Jeffersons" version?
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And yes, this is a boring feature.
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COMMUNIST SCUM
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Features are strictly for LOLZ! Anyone who expects Fappz from a Feature is either a noob, a n00b, or a sick mofo.
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@notmacacos2: I SAID. SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU FLAMING. FAGGOT.
Wow, you're a big badass, LOOK AT CHOO! Look at you all puffed up and giving it to me with your big girl panties on! You go girl! The spotlight is on you! It's the feature section :o! Now it's your time to shine! Let's everyone give you a round of a applause and cheer for this crusader of light taking a stand for justice! Maybe you'll get a junior paheal badge for this!
MAN YOU'VE GOT ME SO MAD RIGHT NOW YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. YOU DON'T. EVEN. KNOW. LIKE, LOOK AT ALL THE WORDS AND CAPS AND EXCLAMATIONS! SERIOUSLY I'M FUCKING MOLISHED!! ALL MY WEAKNESSES ... EXPOSED! I'VE BEEN EVISCERATED! YAH I INSULT PPL ON OVER 9000 POSTS (nice made-up figure, and glad I inspired you to search my profile in your asspain lol) CLEARLY BECAUSE OF MY ADOLESCENT ANGST ('wit ur lil ur lil wit ur lil childish angst' nerd raaaage >8[) AND SEXUAL FRUSTRATION (this coming from a skinny permavirigin uberfag who watches anime all day) HAHAHAHA! Tell me: am I as adorable as the sight I see right now? That of a soft, idiotic little bubblegum paheal faggot trying to tell me off, and using the most eye-roll-inducing tryhard trolling techniques, and cliched generalizations, like a DeviantART user who GETS REAL and thinks they're doing a great job destroying you with their Fisher Price psychology lol.
It's exactly this kind of total inability to understand me that you sad little faggots are never going to win against me. Ever. Honestly. lol. I've been with elite trolls that could barely do shit to me, and I ended up trolling them in the process. I will say one thing, though: I never "TRY" my "hardest." I DO - I don't "TRY." I put out minimum effort, and end up with everyone on this site hating me with a passion. That's why all the admins hate me. I even inspired one of them to place bans on me for no reason, even when I was directing insults at other users lol. Yeah, I've had quite a lot of success here through nearly no effort. But keep showing me how TOTALLY UNAFFECTED YOU ALL ARE, that'll show me.
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@notmacacos2: Spoken as if you're not actually a legitimate sperg :o
Yeah, I'm not very happy with the way that post turned out. I was in a weird state of mind when I wrote it. Plus, all those words don't actually mean anything to the malnourished autistic cripples, and spastic Ritalin-deficient brony boymen around here other than two things: "U" and "MAD." They see a text brick, and just feel all gooey that they were able to make a stranger on the Internet spend thought and time on them as being the only fleeting moments of self-worth in their wretched and failed lives, no matter how misplaced it is. All I did is make you inferior subhumans feel like you've got something to feel proud about, but you don't. I'm a world-star athlete in the special olympics; so go back to watching anime, and working at a minimum-wage job. There's nothing to see here.
I started out where I was just gonna write a few lines to fuck with you, and that would have been good to leave it at the first three sentences or so in, but I got really carried away loool. Man, I should SERIOUSLY put my creative writing endeavors into more useful purposes! I could actually WRITE THINGS THAT MATTER with these exercises.
Basically, what I'm trying to say in not so many words, little garbage faggot notmacacos2, is that you're still a complete loser, and I'm still a god among insects :D I enjoy conflict, and writing, and you enjoy having pseudo-meltdowns on porn sites because you're such a real winner compared to me, right? :D
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When I start writing, I just don't stop!
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And no, sweetie, I've read your "anti-adhd text bricks" and they're not "thoughtful" as you claim, they're just pitiful and unnecessary. I've written bigger texts over lesser things but they based themselves on more conceivable things other than outdated internet vocabulary, projecting, and overall buttanger. Trying to run away from what you have wrote and going like "i was only pretending sorry!!" only backs up this claim; your "writing endeavors" (I like how you used that word in specific, since it stands for try hard attempts at something) fail at base as you have nothing solid to back up what you say, all while trying to hide that fact with insults as you go, and thus proving that you're bad at it.
Furthermore, let me show you the proper use of the prefix "pseudo": You're a pseudo-intellectual, and that's what you will always be if you keep up with this. Using grammar within those texts won't make what you say look more intelligent, it will only put your stupidity in a spotlight because you have actually gone through it with proper care. You're laughing matter, and laughter is all you're getting from me (it's not like if you ever got anything but that, the exception being this small discourse) from now on now that you've fully exposed your assburguers and seem to be proud of it.
That all being said, your sad presence both entertains and pains my being. I recommend you to stop posting to stop digging your hole even further, go read a book or better yet: go get laid. It isn't hard nowadays like you want to make it seem.
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