Anonymous10: @anon4: Is it just me or are you stupid? Seriously, in all honesty the form that Cortana uses is the most basic form that any AI can have. In many ways this more a sign of a lack of arrogance than a lack of morals. Rather than expending valuable CPUs one what is essentially an excessive embellishment she chose the most simplistic route possible and that is a major part of what makes her awesome!
Anonymous17: @anon 4
AI's can't choose or change their appearence as much as you and I.
@anon10
nice job. Well said.
@anon 13/14
u 2 jackasses don't even know what your callin shit. U think it's so stupid to fan over halo? Well kiss my ass. I'm about to make profit off of a group of characters that I made through my knowledge of halo. So ride on someones ass when you know what your talking about dipshit!
@anon15/16 good job noticing those 2 dumbasses glad you commented
Anonymous18(17): @anon13
Why the he'll do you think that dumbass he's saying what he thinks AND YOU HAVE NO MOTHER FUCKING IDEA ABOUT HALO BESIDES THE QUESTION YOU ASK YOURSELF ABOUT IF YOU THINK YOU SHOULD JACK OFF TO CORTANA PORN OR SOME ELITE PORN! HE HAS A FUCKING RIGHT TO SAY THAT AND HE ISNT SAYING ANYTHING AGAINST YOU! SO SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN, MOTHER FUCKING, BITCH ASS! YOU INGLORIOUS, MOTHER FUCKING, SHITLESS, BITCH!
Anonymous19: Anon4 here... Wow. This is sad. Something i posted a few years back has added a lot of nerd rage here... @anon 10 ? Really? Basicly your saying going around outside wearing shitty clothes is better than wearing what will turn some heads. What makes her sexy, is her epicness, which isn't confined to you in your mom's basement, playing the game and thinking "BOOBIES!!!!" anon 17... They can't change their appearance, but from what I understand from the books, they do choose it upon creation or activation (not sure which)@ anon 9. Forums are filled with conflicting information, spam, and YouTube links. And to anon 18 well said... But you went a bit overboard. One thing i want to remind everyone is IT'S FICTION!!! NONE OF THIS SHIT IS EVEN POSSIBLE WITHIN THE NEXT 3 MILLENIA!!! SO STOP THE NERD RAGE!!! Sigh.... Goodbye. I have stuff to do which are more important than porn and nerd rage.
Anonymous20: ROTFL!!!! This is some of the best series of comments ever. Now, whatever her background is, we can all agree that Cortana is one sweet piece of fictional, AI ass.
Anonymous21: I just feel like I need to point out to a lot of people that Anon10 and Anon17 are the same person. Hell, he might even be Anons15 & 16, too. Also, the reason why everybody hates halo fanboys is because they take halo WAY too seriously, and go NERD HULK on anybody who says anything bad about it/them (like anon10/17 and anon18).
Eipok_Kruden: I thought Truth killed Miranda with that spike rifle... As in, he shot her in the back with superheated foot long spikes. How is she alive? And how is she conscious in cryo? And why does Cortana have flood on her if she's a hologram? I have to say I like her mask though. Nice look for rampancy.
Vorin: Christ this is why anons shouldn't be allowed to post. 9 and 10 missed the fucking point and the rest have too many words. Anon 18 I think you need to stop playing halo and go take a long bus ride. And Anon23 is depressed anon.
This is why we can't have nice things, because of nerdy, anonymous, caps-lock rage.
Anonymous32: I agree with you, Anon29
Getting bent out of shape over a non-factitious image based on a fictional video game says a lot more about that person than the one that they are trying to insult.
Anonymous34: (Just to set the record straight, in "Fall of Reach", it is revealed that cortana's form is based upon doctor halsey. Now there's a pairing I wouldn't mind seeing if that is the case!)
Anonymous38: Jesus Christ. You guys are crazy. It's a fricking game. Actually, in this case, it's just porn. Seriously if you're gonna critique something, critique the ACTUAL PICTURE.
Anonymous42: @anon21 u dunbass if anon 10 n anon was the same person then he would of said so or the website would named him anon10(17) or sumthing. N the reason anybody will hate halo fans is because they r joelous cus they only have ps3. Star Wars fans r the same if not worse because they actually dress up as other species and pretend they have real swords and use magic to lift up things, so u can suck it!
Anonymous43(42): Btw this is the best comments I've ever seen, I'm rolling on the floor because of this!xD I need to show this to every one on YouTube or my phone!
Anonymous44(42): Ok I'm anon 42 saying to let u know that I started posting before I finished reading because of that anon 21 guy. And now vorin said that's way anons shouldn't post? On the contrary, the reason this is like the best comments strip is because of the anons! So shut ur mouth n read, n don't forget to fap to the above picture.
Anonymous47: If Cortana based her from on Halsey, would not Halsey be less than pleased with Cortana giving John-117 a free showing of what is effectively Halsey's own vagoo? If slightly differently tinted as it is anyways.
and very good art if I may say so
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Newt, Hicks and Bishop didn't survived it...
Oh and love the pic
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You read the books? Can't you just enjoy the form?
You're jacking off to hentai. You really think you're better than a halo fanboy?
AI's can't choose or change their appearence as much as you and I.
@anon10
nice job. Well said.
@anon 13/14
u 2 jackasses don't even know what your callin shit. U think it's so stupid to fan over halo? Well kiss my ass. I'm about to make profit off of a group of characters that I made through my knowledge of halo. So ride on someones ass when you know what your talking about dipshit!
@anon15/16 good job noticing those 2 dumbasses glad you commented
Why the he'll do you think that dumbass he's saying what he thinks AND YOU HAVE NO MOTHER FUCKING IDEA ABOUT HALO BESIDES THE QUESTION YOU ASK YOURSELF ABOUT IF YOU THINK YOU SHOULD JACK OFF TO CORTANA PORN OR SOME ELITE PORN! HE HAS A FUCKING RIGHT TO SAY THAT AND HE ISNT SAYING ANYTHING AGAINST YOU! SO SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN, MOTHER FUCKING, BITCH ASS! YOU INGLORIOUS, MOTHER FUCKING, SHITLESS, BITCH!
*ding ding ding* The More You Know
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This is why we can't have nice things, because of nerdy, anonymous, caps-lock rage.
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Dont get me wrong i like halo but dont you think a few of these people belong in an asylum
Getting bent out of shape over a non-factitious image based on a fictional video game says a lot more about that person than the one that they are trying to insult.
Subject, ended. Now move on, folks.
Nice pic, but... GOD'AMN WATERMARkS!
She isn't a slut. She chose her form to be a cock tease. Plain and simple.