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Anonymous1: oh god yes
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Anonymous2: lmao
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Anonymous3: I'm confused, this appears to be the most lulzy thing I've seen in months, and yet it isn't featured. Must be a bug on the site.
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Anonymous4: ho ho ho god this is hilarious
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Anonymous5: i'd stuff that turkey, lol
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Anonymous6: I'd say that caption is so fucking true! This should be the picture of the day!!
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Anonymous7: The more I look at it the funnier it gets. I'll admit, most of the time when I say "lol" I mean "I grinned for two seconds". But this one got me really laughing. :)
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Anonymous8: surprised the fat SoB can even get it up.

also, christmas only comes once a year, that must be frustrating.
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Decanter: Happy Thanksgiving
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NicePeter: Well isn't this an interesting feature.
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HentaiLand: Santa is giving his bird to the bird, get it XD.
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Anonymous9: Ho Ho HOLY CRAP!
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Farfegnugen: Make sure you eat as much of the romaine lettuce as you can. You can let that stuff go bad.
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Anonymous10: @Farfegnugen: Die off already.
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dlt: There's something really "old-fashioned" (early 2000s internet) about this one, I like it.

Also, the bird has nice tits.
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Anonymous11: raping my sister right now
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Anonymous12: I also got my nieve to make me cum. I love get togethers.
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: I can't. I eat too much romaine lettuce so there's no killing me now.
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cardgum: wow, 2009
that's ancient bro
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Anonymous13: @Farfegnugen: I love you so much you little rascal. :3
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Farfegnugen: *Stuff the feature image with romaine lettuce.* That'll fix you up good.
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HAMBURGERS: Did you heard that the bird is the word?
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Chupacabra555: Ow, just..... OW.... ^_^
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Anonymous14: nice
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NynDeezNutz: Bah Humbug!
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Anonymous15: This comment time machine sure is wild
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Anonymous16: FUCK YOU RULE 34!! WHY THE FUCK YOU ALWAYS CHOOSE THE WORST AND THE MOST DISGUSTING FUCKING PICTURE FOR "THE BEST PICTURE OF THE WEEK" OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU CALL IT! -.- NO ONE CAN FAP TO THIS CANCER
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Anonymous17: ok calm down satan
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finne32: Oh it's American alrite.
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L_Lopes: *Happy CHRISTMAS
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Selene: "Let's fuck Christmas together."

- Less Than Zero (1987)
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Anonymous18: @Anonymous: I can fap to this, but it's mostly just funny.
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Freezer: @Anonymous: You must be new.
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Anonymous19: @Anonymous: You must be gay.
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Anonymous20: wrow
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Anonymous21: I kind of really love this, glad it got featured
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TrashPirate: Christmas comes to early to Halloween too so youre not alone Thanksgiving.
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Anonymous22: This is why god left us
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Anonymous23: Que pendejada
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Anonymous24: @Anonymous: oh I'm sorry I dont speak Italian.
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SluttyCharaDreemurr: @Decanter: h-hey, I’m new to this site and r-really shy...I sent you a message, I’m not sure if it went through...can you help me out in the morning? I’m sorry if its stupid and if I’m bothering you but...I never ask people for help...you don’t have to help me, I’m just asking...
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Anonymous25: XD
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Anonymous26: @dlt: Correct you are master dit--but no prize for you sorry. This joke was stolen from a Hustler magazine long ago before this internet curse and long before your parents fucked to make you. Wots a Hustler magazine? look it up damn
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Anonymous27: e g g
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NicePeter: @SluttyCharaDreemurr: This is the cringest shit I've seen I've seen in the past 6 years. Drop off the acts, kid.
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Anonymous28: Why are Santa’s balls so big? Cuz he only comes once a year.
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Anonymous29: There is jizz in the turkey now
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Mcgruff360: Funny i like it
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lolnojustgetout22: Lol. I liked it how i lost my mind.
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Anonymous30: This looks ugly
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Anonymous31: I guess you can say.....Christmas came early!
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Anonymous32: Accurate representation of the holidays: Christmas always fucks over Thanksgiving.
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Anonymous33: 'tis a most excellent joke
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CaptainBoomer: @Anonymous: That was literally the joke, almost word for word. Are you slow or something?
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Hentailicker93: Hahaah, happy lazy pre-holiday! xD
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bigdickrex95: what's all this about romaine lettuce?
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Anonymous34(23): @Anoymous25 lo siento no hablo tiroteo escolar
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HAMBURGERS: @bigdickrex95: I love that green stuff
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MartinGoldnatz: fit pretty well
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traffik: Stephen Hillenburg, creator of "Spongebob Squarepants", has passed away.
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Anonymous35: @traffik:

Rip. We need a featured Spongebob image ASAP, but which will it be?
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dlt: @Anonymous: You don't need to tell me what a Hustler magazine is, lol. I may be one of them dreaded millennials but I generally pay attention to history. Besides, I'm old enough to remember nudie mags being sold in regular stores without all those plastic covers that prevent little kids from seeing bare breasts.

However, I am young enough not have that much experience on reading actual porn magazines as I was properly introduced to porn online, so naturally I can't remember something from a magazine I knew existed but barely read until the '00s when it was no longer capable of really competing against all the free porn and nudity you were able to get online... so you were definitely right about that.


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