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Anonymous1: Well... learning sex can be a hard job.
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Anonymous2: @Anonymous: more like a hand job ayyyyyyyyyyyy
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Anonymous3: @Anonymous: you have approximately 15 years until you perish as a result of collateral damage from the tragedy of June 18th. The tragedy involves Pakistani terrorist group Yomehidē raiding multiple malls around California. 721 died and a further 590 were injured. Your friend was at a mall that day and unfortunately died. You eventually found out about the shootings, drove as fast as you can to the mall your friend was in. As soon as you pull up to the mall, the terrorist group inside the mall impale lead into your skull and use your car as a getaway. Your funeral was attended by everyone you held dearly, including your far away friends and family. Many were devastated by this event. Many families and friends killed themselves as a result of their loved ones dying. The terrorist group was never charged, as they were never found. They later launched an atom bomb onto the Senate building on August 4th of the same year.