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Biggus__Dickus: Where in the world are Carmen Sandiego's pants?
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Anonymous1: Who gives a shit? I like her better without them
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Anonymous2: Anon1 speaks truth. But, Anon2 had been known to lie.
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Anonymous3: EPIC WIN!!!
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Anonymous4: Actually, did she ever wear anything under that jacket? This image might be canon.
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Anonymous5: holy hell I almost came without fapping
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Anonymous6: Yeah, she usually wore either a yellow dress or a grey-black jumpsuit under the jacket.

But my penis is fine with this. I think she just stole my sperm.
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ChaosWolf: Carmen as a streaker under the infamous red trenchcoat...

CANON APPROVED!
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Anonymous7: I love raping my childhood! :D
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Anonymous8: Remember when she stole some coal from kentucky and put it in a volcano in hawaii to make diamonds? fuckin' bitch.
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Anonymous9: Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,
She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle,
From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues,
Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

She go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!

Well she'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia,
Then she'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth,
She put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Oh tell me where in the world is... Oh tell me where can she be?

Ooh, Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam,
Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu...!

Well she glides around the globe and she'll flimflam every nation,
She's a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery,
Her itinerary's loaded up with moving violations,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
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PinkJoy: Dude, shut the fuck up, anon 9. Man, I'd like to lose my dick in her wonder pussy.
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Anonymous10: PinkJoy: So singing her theme is bad now? This may be a rule 34 site, but not everyone comes just for the porn.
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DadadadaWangman: @Anonymous: I just sang the entire song with only a few hitches! Thank you anon9, I enjoy getting my song on quite often nowadays, although my dogs are now looking at me funny due to the super-high voiced parts! "Steal their soul in South Korea . . ."
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Anonymous11: Carmen, her body, hat and trenchcoat are so beautiful, hot, luscious, sweet, adorable, fabulous, lovely, ravishing, glamerous, fuckable, gorgeous and sexy.
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Anonymous12: Oh man I just masturbated to this and it felt great! My hand is covered with semen and cock sweat. Very hot! Id fuck her nice body in a heart beat! SEXY!
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Anonymous13(12): I would rape that pussy with my mouth so fast it would be crazy
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carmensandiegoswife: This is my favorite picture of my queen, Carmen Sandiego. She is so damn sexy in this picture.
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Tucsoncoyote: Well , I think I know who Carmen Sandiego is (The old one, Not the new One that ws first shown in 2019). The Original person is now a white colllar Criminal who works for VILE in the accounting department , and goes now by the name of "Cookie Booker". In fact if you look at the 2nd Part of the 1st episode, the now 60'ish Miss Booker has the same Black hair (now with Graying Streaks, and Grey eyes , much like our culprit shown above.. Also I can tell you this.. Miss Booker is voiced by a much Older voice Actress by the name of Rita Moreno, who is the same voice actress as Miss Booker. (And yes, Miss Booker knows how to Roll her R's when saying "Arrivederci", which translated from Italian Means "Until we meet again."

Believe me, It was a long Chase Carmen , or should I say "Miss Booker" and in fact you should just give up and turn yourself into ACME in SanFrancisco Calfiornia, But I know also you once Worked for them before you went "Rogue".

Also, Let the New Carmen take over.. She's a bit younger, and is able to handle herself quite wll.. Oh and one final thing...

Arrivederci.....


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