Anonymous3: - Lisa knew that they should have stopped this weeks ago! Before the mourning sickness hit her. But now like crackhead junkies she knew it was never gonna happen. And it was all Allison's fault, making her jealous that she (Alison) was gonna steal her brother from his interest in her for sex, with sex of her own. Now, she & Bart will probably have to get married before the baby arrives when their mother finds out and demands it under the new Springfield law!
Anonymous4(3): - Yeah, right! ***Like that could possibly happen*** I hear all you doubting Thomases thinking.. On two counts. 1st, She's to young to get pregnant. & 2nd, mandatory marriage of 2 under age siblings by government decree. No way, dude. Never happen! Well, you'd be wrong on both counts.
- 1st the world record for the youngest pregnancy is a 5 year old girl buy her 11 year old cousin in South America. Premature baby boy was delivered who survived! (So he probably started school when his mother was in 6th grade.)
- 2nd It was found by accident that the placenta from an incestuous birth between under aged brother & sister was finally a shurefire cure for terminal testicular & cervical cancer in kids that was spreading thru Springfield Elementary from a new form of radiation discovered from the Burns nuclear power plant. Something to do with "Dark Energy" emanating from Dark Matter produced in the atomic core. So to increase the supply of life saving & curing placentas marrage between the two siblings was now mandated with government monthly welfare & fertility drugs given for rapid repeat pregnancies .
Anonymous6(3): - By the way. The 1st scenario explanation above is "gospel" true. It happened in a Peruvian villiage & the Chatolic Church there forbid an abortion. Check it out in the "Genus Book Of World Records".
- And the second is partially true (so far). The birth placentas from humans has been found to harbor stem cells which can be further coaxed into becoming cancer fighting T-cells.
- So, are you gonna go to Lisa & Bart's wedding? I bet she'll look divine in a miniture all white wedding dress. She might even sneak off with you for a little "on the side" action, a last fling, befor her honeymoon starts.
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- 1st the world record for the youngest pregnancy is a 5 year old girl buy her 11 year old cousin in South America. Premature baby boy was delivered who survived! (So he probably started school when his mother was in 6th grade.)
- 2nd It was found by accident that the placenta from an incestuous birth between under aged brother & sister was finally a shurefire cure for terminal testicular & cervical cancer in kids that was spreading thru Springfield Elementary from a new form of radiation discovered from the Burns nuclear power plant. Something to do with "Dark Energy" emanating from Dark Matter produced in the atomic core. So to increase the supply of life saving & curing placentas marrage between the two siblings was now mandated with government monthly welfare & fertility drugs given for rapid repeat pregnancies .
- And the second is partially true (so far). The birth placentas from humans has been found to harbor stem cells which can be further coaxed into becoming cancer fighting T-cells.
- So, are you gonna go to Lisa & Bart's wedding? I bet she'll look divine in a miniture all white wedding dress. She might even sneak off with you for a little "on the side" action, a last fling, befor her honeymoon starts.