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Anonymous1: OMFG.

*cough* damn puns.
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Anonymous2: One's thorny the other's horny
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An-non-e-moose: I think any christan will kill themselves if they see this. Well done.
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TableLabia: I lol'd Anon #2
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Anonymous3: Puts a new spin on "Get thee behind me, Satan"
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Anonymous4: Christian, and lol'd.
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Anonymous5: Fukken saved.
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Anonymous6: Jesus, I thought what we had was special! Why would you go behind my back like this?
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Anonymous7: Jesus loves a lot of people. He has an 'open relationship' with the world.
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Anonymous8: Jesus fuckin christ....

bu dum chhh
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Anonymous9: JESUS CHRIST!...this is pretty hot actually.
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Amun-Ra: The Temptation of Christ... how it really happened.
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Rat: This is canon.
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Amun-Ra: ^winning comment
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O_Rly: ...I...There are no words that can express how I'm feeling right now....
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Buzz_Killington: "Take, eat; this is my body. But watch the teeth."
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Anonymous10: "and get it all the way back, nice and deep, then swallow."
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Anonymous11: Rat has won. I would have said Anon 3 won, but I've heard *that* joke too many times already.
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Anonymous12: My God, this is perfect.
I always thought JC was hot.
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Amun-Ra: Everyone is gay for Jesus.
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craggle: well of course, when the son of god asks you to go gay, you don't refuse. even his mom went gay for him, and did a lesbian scene with mary magdalene for him when he needed to rub one out. it's in one of the books removed from the kjv bible by committee
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Anonymous13: Ironic that the first two numbers on this picture are 34.

IT DOES NOT FAIL.

THERE IS A 34 OF ANYTHING.
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Luci_the_Lucky: I love this image...
It's what I used to imagine when I was dragged
off to church as a child.
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Anonymous14: very insulting!!!
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Getter_the_Great: More like very canon
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Anonymous15: feature this
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sexy_evil: oh lord!!!! my religion!! and my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!! they are all gone!!!!!
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Anonymous16: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!!!!!!!!

oh wait, there he is...
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MR_Furry: and he is with my boss
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da5: NOW DATS HOT!!! Go Jesus GO!!!
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evilpika: Mmmmmmm.... Sacrilicious.
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An_Onymous: @Luci: Wow, that's awesome. I only wish I'd had gay Jesus-on-Satan fantasies when I was a kid.
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Anonymous17: Fucking epic.
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Anonymous18: holy shit!
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MR_Furry: boss what are you doing with jesus there
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Anonymous19: I know fapping in considered a sin, but if your fapping to jesus, does it cancel out or make it a shitting fuckload worse? Because if it does, I'll see all you fuckers in hell. Be sure to bring munchies.
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Anonymous20: no, this couldn't be more evil if you tried. anyone caught fapping will be excuted by chuck norris
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Anonymous21(19): well fuck me.
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Anonymous22: HERESY!!!
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Anonymous23: w....t....f
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phantomspaceman: Failing three temptations, Satan offered Christ the "hottest dicking in the history of creation".
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phantomspaceman: and is Satan supposed to be Anton laVey?
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Anonymous24: I don't think christians would have any problem with it a long as Jesus is on top
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Anonymous25: This is my OTP.
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Anonymous26: please, don't poste pics like that anymore
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Anonymous27: Anon 24: LOL XDDDD

What next, guys? Mohammed and the devil? Do we wanna bring about the Apocolypse or what?

Next thing ya know, it'll be Buddha and - wait.
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Deadpool: CANON
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Anonymous28: I find this hot as fuck, and that scares me. :(
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Anonymous29: A.W.E.S.O.M.E. Would make some relatives turn in their graves, but God is this hot or what. And so inspiring *goes fap*
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Peeplo: lol anon26.
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Anonymous30: Lucifer is a fox.
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Anonymous31: SOURCE. SOOOUUUURRCCEEEE
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Anonymous32: ......oh this is so going to be flyered in my church......
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Titanium: Anon 31 - "Lucifer is a fox."

Furries ruin everything...
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MR_Furry: some times yes
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Anonymous33: Skinfags ruin everything
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MR_Furry: that i don't know
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Anonymous34: i'm going to hell and i have no regrets
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Anonymous35: At first I loled, than I read the comments and raged that people thought of this as some kind of brave, courageous, laudable, provoking, and talented philosophical piece.

Then I loled again.
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Anonymous36(35): I hope you all will enjoy your stay in hell with me being in the Elysian fields, sucking Athena's tits.
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Anonymous37: oh how far i have fallen.... why does jesus have boobs?
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Anonymous38: Satan is hot in this. Fuck, why is Satan always portrayed as being so hot? Devil worship is where it's at.
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Eater_of_Sandviches: #38: Pecs <> Boobs

Learn2anatomy
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Anonymous39: Can I join?
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Anonymous40: i came buckets
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Anonymous41: tHE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER. Hey when I die & this picture is very symbolic, does purgatory mean a HAWT 3-way? (PLEASE GOD!! PLEASE GOD!!)
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Anonymous42(41): ....who cares about Jesus's tits. they look heavenly. I hope Satan sucks his nipples :-p
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VashEsh: Eh I was already doomed to Hell long before this so...

*fap fap fap*
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Anonymous43: Actually, even in heavily translated and censored modern versions, it STILL says that before the fall, the serpent loved God. I'm beginning to wonder if A) Satan was gay and that's why some many Christians are homophobes, or B) One is a woman and it was changed because they didn't want to admit that a woman could have power (LOL), or C) At least one is herm!, or D) one is neuter and it's just for compassion.
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nagger: Love doesn't necessarily imply anything sexual, or even romantic. Or do you think the phrase "Jesus loves you" means that Jesus will come to your house and have sex with you?

I swear, kids nowadays...
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Anonymous44(43): Do you know Jesus? <--- SEE!
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Anonymous45(43): Sad part is nagger thought I was serious...
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Anonymous46: Watch out Jesus, don't fall for slutty Satan!! O fuck it, bang his ass Jesus..I guess Jesus knows wot a slut Satan is..just ask your dad, Jesus. I believe HE fucked him.
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CrawlingChaos: FUCK YEAH.
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Anonymous47: lol i dunno
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Anonymous48: Sauce
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Anonymous49: I hat fag porn... even when drawn, but this is so blasphemous it gets my thumbs up! (yes, only my thumbs)
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Anonymous50(49): (meant hate, not hat)
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Anonymous51: yay this is proof jesus was gay!
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hentaisweetie2: Satan looks hot (pun not intended). Too bad he's probably into gurro.
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Anonymous52: Cool
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Anonymous53: OMHFG (Oh My, He's Fucking God)
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Anonymous54(53): Yes, yes, YES!!! I'm gonna save this and send it to every right wing christian i know (only the holier than thous, there are some pretty chill ones out there too).
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TaterTotKaite: I'm sending this to my Catholic stepmom. :D
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Anonymous55: Gay Jesus offends Christains.
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Anonymous56: @Anonymous56
That's the fun of it.
Besides, Jesus is a fag anyway.
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PublicButtsex: Why does Satan look like Pete Wentz?
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Anonymous57: The real question is, who's the bottom here?
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Anonymous58: DO WANT
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Anonymous59: dis is no Christ...and dat not devil
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Anonymous60: I'm Catholic and I approve of this picture. It sends a positive message that's in line with Jesus' teaches: 'love thy enemy' and all that good junk.
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Anonymous61: Anon58 "Get thee behind me, satan.""

Yep, Jesus likes to catch.
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Anonymous62: wtf
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chabichou: +1
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Anonymous63: <33333
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Anonymous64: how is it that even a strong agnostic like me still finds this uncomfortable to look at? I guess it's just the fact of knowing other friends who would be appalled by this
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orcbum: i ship it. jesatan? satesus?
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Anonymous65: First comment's origins.
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Anonymous66: WWJD (wink wink)
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Anonymous67: if going to hell means to get fucked up my ass for eternity...... then sign me up and add an eternity of deepthroating too!
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Anonymous68: @Anonymous: don't worry, Jesus will be next to you doing the same!
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cielsmybitch: Well okey then.
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Anonymous69: I am a great christian
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Urbane_Guerrilla: In life he was a well brought up nice Jewish boy. Apart from that unscheduled long weekend in the Temple, no trouble to his mama. Even made that "You bring your playmate back to life this minute!" in the Apocrypha all better, without fuss.
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syrmat: I wonder if this could be a good twist to the story of the fight agains both bands. Would be cool if solution was love, like this, hehe
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satansrylee: IS THIS BLASPHEMY? (OR MAYBE the ultimate ECSTASY!) Truly is the right time for jesus to tell SATAN, "get thee behind me" and (well, you know what to do!) Rege Satanus! UIOGS
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Anonymous70: That is not even the devil, looks more like Pan and this a symbollic picture of Christianity and Paganism making more than peaces...
The devil would look more alien-y gargoyle-ish. And if the alien throries are right, this would be some form of incest, if the devil was Jesus' uncle in law (Jesus' father half-brother)

Anyway, love the theories of the pansexual Jesus
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Anonymous71: If he looked like that...I'd take the body of Christ any day. Mmmmm.


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