Anonymous3: Dear Strong Bad,
what would you look like as a
japanese hentai and what would
it be about?
-james f.
A Japanese cartoon, eh, James? I saw one o' thems once. Let's see what I can remember!
Okay, so first of all, my head would have to be a little smushed out bean. With real, real slim yet big eyes. Get rid of my thumbs, make me all shiny ...my boots would be a whole lot cooler. Like robot boots and also I’d have no pants so i could flex all my suppleties! And for some reason, I got turquoise hair. You gotta have turquoise hair. Then there's my mouth. Real tiny when it's closed; ridiculously huge when it's open. And then you basically just put me in a 20X6 bushy field, and let me clap bitches and bastards around in super ultra cool poses!!!!!
what would you look like as a
japanese hentai and what would
it be about?
-james f.
A Japanese cartoon, eh, James? I saw one o' thems once. Let's see what I can remember!
Okay, so first of all, my head would have to be a little smushed out bean. With real, real slim yet big eyes. Get rid of my thumbs, make me all shiny ...my boots would be a whole lot cooler. Like robot boots and also I’d have no pants so i could flex all my suppleties! And for some reason, I got turquoise hair. You gotta have turquoise hair. Then there's my mouth. Real tiny when it's closed; ridiculously huge when it's open. And then you basically just put me in a 20X6 bushy field, and let me clap bitches and bastards around in super ultra cool poses!!!!!