The Sex Race took Thomas and Nia through east Africa down to South Africa. Then they boarded a ship to India; wisely, the race avoided the Arabian peninsula altogether.
While in India, Thomas was able to pull ahead of Nia because he knew someone there: Ashima. After fucking her, he gladly did the same for her friends Shankar and Noor Jehan. He avoided Rajiv like the plague though, vain little asswipe who put James to shame. By the time they crossed through the narrow pass into China, he'd fucked ten engines while Nia only had six.
Thomas was singing to himself about how awesome he was when he saw an orange tender engine with her rear pocket right in the open! "Jackpot!" Thomas said to himself. "Excuse me, miss? Can I fuck you?"
"Of course!" the voice replied. "I've had my arse out all day and no one's noticed!" Her voice was strangely British. Thomas ignored it and quickly got out his cock before making love to her vagina.
He came eight minutes later. "Thank you–" His eyes bulged when he pulled up next to her. "Wait! You're a Furness K2!"
"Indeed I am!" she smiled. "My name's Alice. When dieselization began, I fled to China because they still use steamers even now. Wait, you're Thomas! How's my brother, Edward?"
"He's fine," Thomas said. "No doubt misses you. We should set up a meeting thing to get you two reacquainted!"
"Schedule permitting," Alice replied. "Anyway, thanks for the lay, Thomas." She kissed him and went on her way.
"That's eleven!" Thomas wheeshed.
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Nia, meanwhile, had gotten lost. "It's bad enough that I can't read numbers," she groaned. "But it's even worse when they're in Chinese!"
Ace, the racecar, had finished up that leg of the rally and noticed. A devious grin spread across his face.
"I know the way out!" he said to Nia. "Go this way and that way..."
"Oh, thank you! Thomas won't be beating me now!" she smiled.
"Y'know, I'm wonderin', Sheila. Is Thomas REALLY going to ask for you to live on Sodor? I mean, he DOES seem pretty distractable."
"Of course!" Nia faltered. "...Right?"
"Maybe. Keep an eye on that guy, 'kay?" Nia nodded and left to find someone else.
Ace smirked. "That sex race is gonna go up in smoke...and I'M gonna fly through the flames all epic-like."
sloozybadonkma: @Anonymous: Ok nice not bad. I'd give it a 9/10. And also good job coming up with a name for the Orange Tender Engine. I can't believe Edward has a sister.
Anonymous3: @Cebolla12: When TTTE was first airing, Britt Allcroft wanted to turn Edward into a girl named Alice. So I turned the Orange Tender Engine into the "real" Alice.
sloozybadonkma: @Anonymous: Yeah I've heard of that but good idea and my thoughts on Britt Allcroft wanting to turn Edward into female in the American dub. I am happy it never happened cause he's already male. But I wouldn't mind adding female engines like Emily Rosie, Molly, Belle, Caitlin Nia, Rebecca and the others cause I do think girls would probably like TTTE too but only if there's lots of females.
Anonymous4(3): @Cebolla12: Yes, frankly the Steam Team didn't need NEW female characters INSTEAD of male ones, but old ones like Molly should've been brought back and ADDED.
sloozybadonkma: @Anonymous: Yeah to make the James x Molly fans happy including me. And my opinion is I really do think Edward and Henry should have stayed at Tidmouth Sheds. And also for Nia and Rebecca here's how I think it should have worked out. Nia stays with Philip at Wellsworth and Rebecca stay with Rosie at Vicorstown.
The Sex Race took Thomas and Nia through east Africa down to South Africa. Then they boarded a ship to India; wisely, the race avoided the Arabian peninsula altogether.
While in India, Thomas was able to pull ahead of Nia because he knew someone there: Ashima. After fucking her, he gladly did the same for her friends Shankar and Noor Jehan. He avoided Rajiv like the plague though, vain little asswipe who put James to shame. By the time they crossed through the narrow pass into China, he'd fucked ten engines while Nia only had six.
Thomas was singing to himself about how awesome he was when he saw an orange tender engine with her rear pocket right in the open! "Jackpot!" Thomas said to himself. "Excuse me, miss? Can I fuck you?"
"Of course!" the voice replied. "I've had my arse out all day and no one's noticed!" Her voice was strangely British. Thomas ignored it and quickly got out his cock before making love to her vagina.
He came eight minutes later. "Thank you–" His eyes bulged when he pulled up next to her. "Wait! You're a Furness K2!"
"Indeed I am!" she smiled. "My name's Alice. When dieselization began, I fled to China because they still use steamers even now. Wait, you're Thomas! How's my brother, Edward?"
"He's fine," Thomas said. "No doubt misses you. We should set up a meeting thing to get you two reacquainted!"
"Schedule permitting," Alice replied. "Anyway, thanks for the lay, Thomas." She kissed him and went on her way.
"That's eleven!" Thomas wheeshed.
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Nia, meanwhile, had gotten lost. "It's bad enough that I can't read numbers," she groaned. "But it's even worse when they're in Chinese!"
Ace, the racecar, had finished up that leg of the rally and noticed. A devious grin spread across his face.
"I know the way out!" he said to Nia. "Go this way and that way..."
"Oh, thank you! Thomas won't be beating me now!" she smiled.
"Y'know, I'm wonderin', Sheila. Is Thomas REALLY going to ask for you to live on Sodor? I mean, he DOES seem pretty distractable."
"Of course!" Nia faltered. "...Right?"
"Maybe. Keep an eye on that guy, 'kay?" Nia nodded and left to find someone else.
Ace smirked. "That sex race is gonna go up in smoke...and I'M gonna fly through the flames all epic-like."
END OF PART TWO.
Edward: hi sis, whats up
Alice: i had sex with thomas, and i'm pregnat with thomas' child
Edward: congratulations sis, is it a boy or a girl
Alice: i don't know, we'll have to find out later