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Anonymous1: mind = blown
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Anonymous2: I wouldn't eat it. Partly because it's goatse, but mostly because it's cherry. Cherry pie fucking sucks.
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Anonymous3: nah ill skip the cherry and eat the pikan pokets on the left
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A4S5D5S4A: I ATE IT ALL AND IT WAS DELICIOUS.
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Bomber64: Anon 3 fucking sucks.
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Anonymous4: Is this porn?
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A4S5D5S4A: As much as any other food 34, Anon.
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Anonymous5: this must have been the pie in American Pie
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Anonymous6: Mmmmm
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Anonymous7: the lil pecan things look more like evil mouths, i bet if u handed one of those to a child w/out telling them what it was supposed to be it'd scare the hell out of them lol.
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Anonymous8: It would also scare the hell out of them if you DID tell them what it's supposed to be, too.
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Anonymous9: HEMORRHOID PIE IS DELICIOUS.
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PublicButtsex: this is amazing
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Anonymous10: I'm so hungry I could eat Goatse pie!
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Anonymous11: ^^ we have to make that a new phrase
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Decanter: user image
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Decanter: Happy pi(e) day.
inb4 people bitching about date formats and English language puns.
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Anonymous12: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028

= PI to R34th place
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Farfegnugen: People should really celebration June 9th as much as nerds do with March 14th.
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Anonymous13: I prefer a cake though.
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Anonymous14: @Decanter: The fuck's the point of a comic if you're going to copypaste the SAME THING IN EVERY PANEL? That's like having a cartoon that isn't animated.
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Decanter: @Anonymous: The thing about Hamstard is it's a purposefully shitty webcomic belonging to a character in a much better webcomic. It's kind of like Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff that way.
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Anonymous15: No matter how much I look at it, I can't tell what this is supposed to look like...
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Error: That doesn't look like goatse at all.
I'd say nice try, but I'd be lying.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: In my opinion, not looking like the real goatse is a GOOD thing. I'm perfectly happy for it to be a stylized version of the concept.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @Anonymous: You're probably better off not knowing, but just google goatse.
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Anonymous16: I think the funniest part about this is that the source is a myspace page.
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Anonymous17: "Nice try Ccuntber, but you aren't coming back."
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Ricky_Roma: It's disturbing that there's been a few goatse food related images and they look tasty. Like asshole tasty.

Why is this featured? The Goatsebusters image got featured ages ago is this some goatse anniversary or is pie day an actual thing?
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Anonymous18: @Farfegnugen: Not sure why March 14th would be celebrated but I do know that the geeks I know are quite celebratory about May 4th.
What with it being Star Wars day and all.
May the 4th be with you.
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l0rd0ct0d0rk: ehh, seen better features
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TrashPirate: If you hit someone in the face with it you can call them an arseface,
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: I hate Star Wars fans for making a pun out of that day.
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Anonymous19: @Anonymous:
03/14/2015 - 09:26:53
b there or b ☐
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Anonymous20: How the fuck is this crap favorited ?
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Anonymous21: The Goatse man died by shoving a Volleyball up his rectum
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coachacola: is there a joke here im not getting?
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Grindcore: i dont get it
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @coachacola: @Grindcore:

March 14 is Pi day, because pi begins with 3.14.

pi / pie

As far as the nature of the pies, again, do a search for goatse.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: An image search, with no content restrictions.
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Freako: Wheres the ring?
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Decanter: @Freako: Your girlfriend stuck it onto your penis when you weren't looking.
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Anonymous22: Three fingers??
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Anonymous23: @Anonymous12: 3.2

= PI to ONLY decimal place.

Indiana House Bill No. 246, 1897.
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Anonymous24: user image
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GirlaPH: Those little pies look like Venus Flying Traps.
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MisterJee: the mini-pies look like a bunch of piranha plants
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Nightweaver20xx: Woolie the Pie Stealer stole my Goatse pies.
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Anonymous25: Venus Party Penis Trap, Pie Fap
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FlutterFiend: I'm so out of the loop...
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FlutterFiend: @FlutterFiend: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh... Hm...
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MamaGoat: Those look like cowrie shells to me.

/Animal Crossing
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Anonymous26(12): @Anonymous: That's going from pi day to a pi moment. Not enough time to celebrate, but pretty cool anyway.

@Anonymous: Hoosiers are always rounding off. Math impaired.
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Evil-Hammond-666: Okay...................................................
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Inquisitor_Talis: Query: Why when I clicked onto 'fakes' did it redirect me to wikipedia Hoax page?

I mean wikipedia's fine and all, but I was looking for porn.
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traffik: @Inquisitor_Talis: Because you didn't click on the word "fakes", you clicked on the question mark next to the word "fakes".
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Inquisitor_Talis: @traffik: Thanks mate!
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gothicazn: What happen to saint patrick day feature?
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Anonymous27(17): What's rule 63?
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Pyroanon: @Anonymous: Gender-swapped characters is Rule 63 (i.e. Ken Masters from SF2 being drawn as a woman)
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Anonymous28(17): Thank you Pyroanon. Why 63 though?
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papa_goriot: hello goatse
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Fur_Reaper: HUH????
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Anonymous29: I didn't know what this was.
I looked through and saw to google goatse.
Looks like alien vagina. I don't know why guys do it?
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TrashPirate: @Farfegnugen:
I've also heard less often Revenge of the 5th.
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Anonymous30: I cannot even get access to Paheal on my iPhone. When it states that it is a porn site and may require cookies the hyperlink to accept does not appear to be there. I do not have restrictive settings and was able to access the site a couple of weeks ago and cannot find any comments that anyone else is also having this problem.
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Decanter: @Anonymous: We've had quite a few emails about it. I think it's just that the people who use their phones generally don't use their computers to access Paheal, because why would they use phones if they had a better option? So, they can't leave comments.

Shish is looking into it, but it's apparently a weird bug.
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Decanter: @Anonymous: Same reason that rule 34 is rule 34 - some old "rules of the internet" pic that partly caught on.
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Pyroanon: @Decanter: You beat me to the answer.

http://mikearauz.com/images/rulesoftheinternet.jpg

This is all I could find of the original list. It only goes to Rule 47. Clearly, there is an expanded list somewhere. LOL
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Anonymous31: I would rather see it as a virgin, so I would eat her cherry pie
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voltinaSnape: I dont get it...
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Pangolinx: I'm sure that was a hit at the church bake sale.
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Anonymous32: @Anonymous:

Blasphemy!
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Sodomius: Looks like Goatse dentata.... *looks closer* Oh they're fingers.


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