Anonymous11: How the hell would this be incest...? But, OH YEAH, RED'S AWESOME. But I'm not a LuckyShipper, so this only gets a sub-par rating from me.
Anonymous13: i always loved the red x leaf better than the DICK oak x leaf ... (i named him dick on my game) ah i fucking love the fact pokemons not just for kids.
Anonymous17: Red needs to be a Main Character of another Porkyman Game! Red is the greatest protagonist out of all of them! Gold/Ethan comes second, Lucas third, Hilbert fourth, and Brandon last. (These are my opinions, but I'll assume everyone agrees with number one. :D)
Anonymous20: @Anonymous: Nah, fuck Red. He called himself a master of porkymen after collecting a mere 150 of them, even though Johto and all its porkymen were right next door.
Anonymous22: @Anonymous: Ash is much more successful, stopped over 4 evil organizations, beat over 50 gyms, has over 50 gym badges, Red only has a measley 16 badges and only defeated 1 evil organization, and only half of it. Red is a joke.
You hat wearing wonder, you!
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GREEN: Oh, Sweet! Tentacles!
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Red: more and finsh
Leaf: ah... please red...not more kyaaa!
He never called himself anything. Other people called him a master. Besides he is the only protagonist who reappeared as a boss.