lorik: The only thing that would be worse then being found dead in this situation.......would be going to an emergency room and explaning how you got 3rd degree burns , JUST on your cock.
HaHa_I__Win: " I swear Doc, I just fell over naked and my dick landed in the toaster, and I spent several hours trying to pull it off but I kept hitting the handle and it kept sucking it back in."
Anonymous19: @DJR_1989: Humans are highly social creatures and as a result also highly sexual ones with an ability anthropomorphize basically anything and everything so having sex with inanimate objects is not exactly a failure.
...Fuck's sake...
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Even gerbiling would be easyer to explane.
TOASTY!!!!
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DRINK THE COOL AID!
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YOU'RE FUCKING A TOASTER. YOU NEED HELP.