Anonymous3: Well Seymour, I made it despite your directions
>arse, superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're unprepared for an unforgettable booty call!
>yeah
*skinner enters the kitchen and gets gangraped*
>oh ye gods, my rump is ruined! But... what if I were to purchase an onahole and disguise it as my own ass? Oh ho ho, delightfully devilish, Seymour!
>s-superintendent, I was just, uh... stretching my calves on the windowsill! pre copulation exercise, care to join me?
>why is there cum coming out of your ass, Seymour
>oh, that isnt cum, its lube! lube from the lubed clam you're fucking.... mmmm, lubed clam!
>I hope you're prepared for mouth wattering anal!
>I thought I was having lubed clam
>oh ho ho no, I said lubed hams! that's what I call my asshole
>you call your asshole lubed hams?
>yes! It's a regional dialect
>what region?
>uh, shadbase?
>really? Well I'm one of his patrons and I've never heard anyone use the phrase lubed hams
>oh, no, its a paheal expression
>I see
*ass fucking intensifies*
>you know this ass is quite similar to the ones they have at bad dragon
>oh no no no, ooooold family genetics!
>for lubed hams
>yes!
>and you call them lubed hams despite the fact that they are obviously dry
>I... you know...one thing I should... excuse me for a second
>of course
>*yawn* aaaah that was wonderful, good time was had by all!
>yes, I should be GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?
>Aurora bukakkealis?
>a... Aurora Bukakkealis? at this time of year, at this time of the day, in this side of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?
>yes!
>... may I see it?
>... no
>HELP, SEYMOUR, I'M GETTING RAPED
>no, mother, that's just the eastern delights
>well seymour, you are an odd bitch, but I must say... you lube a good ham
>HELP
>HEEEEEAAUUGHGGHHGGHHGHGGH
Tobias_Wilson: I thought you said we were having steamed clams.
Ooh no I said steamed HAMS, thats what I call my ass!
You call your ass steamed hams....?
HaileyKittits69: Seymour: who are you?
Shadman!Seymour: I'm you but I have a huge sexy ass!
Seymour:....but I have the same butt you have....
Shadman!Seymour:...I'm a girl...
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>arse, superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're unprepared for an unforgettable booty call!
>yeah
*skinner enters the kitchen and gets gangraped*
>oh ye gods, my rump is ruined! But... what if I were to purchase an onahole and disguise it as my own ass? Oh ho ho, delightfully devilish, Seymour!
>s-superintendent, I was just, uh... stretching my calves on the windowsill! pre copulation exercise, care to join me?
>why is there cum coming out of your ass, Seymour
>oh, that isnt cum, its lube! lube from the lubed clam you're fucking.... mmmm, lubed clam!
>I hope you're prepared for mouth wattering anal!
>I thought I was having lubed clam
>oh ho ho no, I said lubed hams! that's what I call my asshole
>you call your asshole lubed hams?
>yes! It's a regional dialect
>what region?
>uh, shadbase?
>really? Well I'm one of his patrons and I've never heard anyone use the phrase lubed hams
>oh, no, its a paheal expression
>I see
*ass fucking intensifies*
>you know this ass is quite similar to the ones they have at bad dragon
>oh no no no, ooooold family genetics!
>for lubed hams
>yes!
>and you call them lubed hams despite the fact that they are obviously dry
>I... you know...one thing I should... excuse me for a second
>of course
>*yawn* aaaah that was wonderful, good time was had by all!
>yes, I should be GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?
>Aurora bukakkealis?
>a... Aurora Bukakkealis? at this time of year, at this time of the day, in this side of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?
>yes!
>... may I see it?
>... no
>HELP, SEYMOUR, I'M GETTING RAPED
>no, mother, that's just the eastern delights
>well seymour, you are an odd bitch, but I must say... you lube a good ham
>HELP
>HEEEEEAAUUGHGGHHGGHHGHGGH
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Ooh no I said steamed HAMS, thats what I call my ass!
You call your ass steamed hams....?
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Nah, doesn't sound right.
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Shadman!Seymour: I'm you but I have a huge sexy ass!
Seymour:....but I have the same butt you have....
Shadman!Seymour:...I'm a girl...