Franky_Whiskey: Eeeeey, b0ss! It's that time of the year again, so better get pumped up and get reddi 4 next year!
So this year, pretty crazy shit, amirite? Polarized as fuck when it came to american politics, with the left degenerating faster than hydrogen-7, and the right splitting into two main camps of action. What a time to be alive, when you have former beatniks now pretending to be warhawks and trying to stirr shit with Druzhia (wink wink), whereas former war mongers are advocating for a peaceful resolution of conflict and american isolationism.
We also had the misfortune of opening the lid of the can of worms that the net neutrality issue is, but perhaps that is for the better. Mark my words, we're going to end up with ARPANet 3.0, because that's what happens when you give the government the keys to do what they want with your internet. Might not be so bad after all. Just kidding, keep on tweeting.
As usual, this year, just like every other year, took away its fair share of beloved people off this world. Jim Nabors AKA Gomer Pyle, Malcolm Young from AC/DC, Fats Domino, one of the pionering musicians of rock n roll; Hugh Hefner, creator of Playboy magazine and proof you could have sexy naked ladies and a good read all in the same magazine. In our community, we lost the most prolific artist to have ever graced the internet, porno maestro Julius Zimmerman, who despite anyone's opinion about his art, he delivered massively, and did so with gusto, without indulging in the idolatry so many artists sadly perish into nowadays. Pressing F like there's no tomorrow here.
Lastly, I want to congratulate every single one of you sorry bastards for making it thru another year! Lord knows I had my peanut shooter way too eager this year, sitting in me night's drawers, coldly kissing my temples in more than one ocassion. I bet you attractive and successful Africans have some funky stories like that too. Nonetheless, let's keep our spirits up, do whatever shitty new years rituals we can so as to bring some lucky charms to our bowls, and try to not get killed this year.
dennisandmooch: @appealus: Yeah i wasn't born in the 80's. But i have to admit things from the 80's were awesome.
Video & Board Games, Films, TV Shows, Toys, Commercials, and much more.
betterthannothing: theres a dozen great games from the 80s that you can play nowadays but definately not as many good games per year as you can play nowadays
Puffball: Happy New Year, @Franky_Whiskey! It's been an entertaining year, and personally one of the most tumultuous that only just got better around a month ago. Keeping my fingers crossed for this next one.
dlt: @Franky_Whiskey: Nice speech. Mentioning both Malcolm Young and Zimmerman as well as ending it in true 4chan fashion by dropping the n-bomb were all nice touches. All that was missing was Bill Pullman standing on an army truck yelling about celebrating our independence day.
soheifox: Zimmerman delivered nothing since 2011. He drew the same shape repeatedly and slapped different wigs on it since then. He also never placed a pussy on a body correctly. This indicates he not only died a virgin, but never even figured out how to find a Playboy magazine.
Farfegnugen: @HiddenD: Don't worry about soheifox. He's got a rage boner for the guy. Zimmerman wasn't greatest, as he pointed that he loved to reuse the Jessica Rabbit model, but they are far worst "artist" on this site.
Zimmerman still better than Liefeld. At least when Zimmerman does draw a male character, it doesn't look like they doing HGH out of a 7-11 Big Gulp.
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So this year, pretty crazy shit, amirite? Polarized as fuck when it came to american politics, with the left degenerating faster than hydrogen-7, and the right splitting into two main camps of action. What a time to be alive, when you have former beatniks now pretending to be warhawks and trying to stirr shit with Druzhia (wink wink), whereas former war mongers are advocating for a peaceful resolution of conflict and american isolationism.
We also had the misfortune of opening the lid of the can of worms that the net neutrality issue is, but perhaps that is for the better. Mark my words, we're going to end up with ARPANet 3.0, because that's what happens when you give the government the keys to do what they want with your internet. Might not be so bad after all. Just kidding, keep on tweeting.
As usual, this year, just like every other year, took away its fair share of beloved people off this world. Jim Nabors AKA Gomer Pyle, Malcolm Young from AC/DC, Fats Domino, one of the pionering musicians of rock n roll; Hugh Hefner, creator of Playboy magazine and proof you could have sexy naked ladies and a good read all in the same magazine. In our community, we lost the most prolific artist to have ever graced the internet, porno maestro Julius Zimmerman, who despite anyone's opinion about his art, he delivered massively, and did so with gusto, without indulging in the idolatry so many artists sadly perish into nowadays. Pressing F like there's no tomorrow here.
Lastly, I want to congratulate every single one of you sorry bastards for making it thru another year! Lord knows I had my peanut shooter way too eager this year, sitting in me night's drawers, coldly kissing my temples in more than one ocassion. I bet you attractive and successful Africans have some funky stories like that too. Nonetheless, let's keep our spirits up, do whatever shitty new years rituals we can so as to bring some lucky charms to our bowls, and try to not get killed this year.
We are the champions of the world, after all. Happy new year, attractive and successful Africans!
I personally resolve next year to make Rule34 Great Again.
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Video & Board Games, Films, TV Shows, Toys, Commercials, and much more.
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Dancing in the dark, Don't you forget about me, Dude looks like a lady,
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I am ascended.
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Also, great choice of a picture. Fuck Ted Turner.
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Good riddance.
Rob Liefeld was a better artist by threefold and that's saying a lot.
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Zimmerman still better than Liefeld. At least when Zimmerman does draw a male character, it doesn't look like they doing HGH out of a 7-11 Big Gulp.
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@dlt: Moochas gratzias, senyor! =[)
@Watcher1234: Yiff yaff yoff back at you, jumping bean!
@soheifox: And yet he was missed by more people than you'll ever be. Take a chill pillerino, sohei.
@Anonymous: <3
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