The main protagonist of A Hat in Time, Hat Kid is a human-like alien attempting to collect the scattered Time Pieces, the fuel for her spaceship, so she can return home.
Anonymous14: To those who would want an accurate age for some characters. Hat Kid, Bow Kid, and Mustache Girl: Probably 8-10. The Ed's Ed, Edd n Eddy: 13(Eddy maybe 12). I wrote the one for the Ed's so everyone could understand that they can't be legally lewded either. And thanks again for reading and I'll see you...in the next comment section. Buh-Bye! :D *Markiplier outro music*
Anonymous15: The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
A strange man showed up on my ship today. He said he wanted to play a game with me and I said okay. He said to start the game we both had to get completely naked which I thought was really weird. I thought you're not supposed to be naked in front of other people. When he took off his pants he had something between his legs, he called it a "penis" and the two other things called "testicles". I've never seen a penis or testicles before, I thought everyone had a vagina like me. He told me males have penises and testicles and females have vaginas. Then his penis got bigger and it got all hard. He said now that it's hard I need to put it in my mouth and suck on it to continue the game, weird. He told me to bob my head back and forth too. Then he told me to rub it with one hand and rub his testicles with the other. After a while this white sticky stuff shot out of his penis and got all in my mouth and all over my face, it smelled weird and tasted salty. He cleaned up my face and told me it's called "semen". Next, he told me to sit on his lap, so I did. Then he spread my legs apart and started rubbing my vagina which I thought was strange but it felt good, tingly good. Then he stuck his finger inside this hole I didn;t know my vagina had, I thought it just had the one for peeing. It felt really good and tingly and I started moaning. I didn;t care how weird or strange it was anymore, all I knew was that it felt good. When he stopped he told me told me to sit on one of my cushions and spread my butt cheeks apart. I did it and I was wondering how he was going to make me feel tingly good again, I'm liking this game! Then she starts licking my anus. I asked him why he was doing that and he just said it's all part of the game. It felt gross at first but then I got tingly again. Then he told me to lie down on my back and spread my legs. He told me that the reason I have a 2nd vagina hole is so that a penis can go inside. I was a little scared when he said that since his penis looked a lot bigger than my little vagina. He put the big pink part in first and slowly slid it in. It hurt a little at first but then it felt REALLY good. He started sliding it in and out of me, slowly at first but he graduallly went faster and faster. We changed positions a few times, I even got to be on top once. Then while we were trying something called "doggy style" he shot his semen inside my vagina. It was really warm and it felt good dripping out of me. My body was shaking and trembling and my mind felt all floaty. He told me congratulations on having my first "orgasm". Turns out that's why people play this game, to have orgasms. I can see why, they feel really good, it feels like my brain is floating through space. A few minutes later he got a tube of this stuff he called "lube". He rubbed some all over his penis and then he rubbed some on my anus and inside my anus. He said we were going to the final round of the game, it's called "anal". What he did next surprised me, she shoved his penis into my anus. My whole butt tightened up and he said and I quote, "Don;t fight it, invite it". He told me to relax and it wouldn't hurt so much. Eventually he got his entire penis up my butt and like my vagina he started sliding it in and out. I really liked it after a minute or two, it got me REALLY tingly. Then he pulled out a penis made of plastice, he called it a "dildo". He shoved it into my vagina and flicked a switch on it. When he did it started to vibrate and I got SUPER tingly. My mind starts to get hazy at this part, all I remember is the feeling of the dildo vibrating and his penis going in and out of my anus. All I could hear was me moaning louder and louder. Then he shot more semen all inside my butt. It felt just as good dripping out of there as my vagina and I orgasmed a second time. He took his penis and the dildo out and he said we both win because we both felt good. Then he gave me some presents, some dildos, a book titled "Masturbation for Boys and Girls", and a USB stick. He told me these could help me get tingly all by myself. Before he left he made me promise not to tell anyone what happened or that I ever saw him. After he left I read the book and it shows how boys and girls can touch themselves to get the tingly good feeling. The USB had pictures of men and women doing what me and the man did, apparently it's called "pornography" or "porn" for short. After that I gave myself the tingly good feeling every day, multiple times a day and now I like prancing around my ship naked. Thank you mysterious man, wherever you are.
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We're borthers and we share a computer. I told our parents that my brother was writing crap like this and now he's in therapy because he's a sick little fuck. Our aunt an uncle won't even let him be alone around our kid cousin, she's 9.
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A strange man showed up on my ship today. He said he wanted to play a game with me and I said okay. He said to start the game we both had to get completely naked which I thought was really weird. I thought you're not supposed to be naked in front of other people. When he took off his pants he had something between his legs, he called it a "penis" and the two other things called "testicles". I've never seen a penis or testicles before, I thought everyone had a vagina like me. He told me males have penises and testicles and females have vaginas. Then his penis got bigger and it got all hard. He said now that it's hard I need to put it in my mouth and suck on it to continue the game, weird. He told me to bob my head back and forth too. Then he told me to rub it with one hand and rub his testicles with the other. After a while this white sticky stuff shot out of his penis and got all in my mouth and all over my face, it smelled weird and tasted salty. He cleaned up my face and told me it's called "semen". Next, he told me to sit on his lap, so I did. Then he spread my legs apart and started rubbing my vagina which I thought was strange but it felt good, tingly good. Then he stuck his finger inside this hole I didn;t know my vagina had, I thought it just had the one for peeing. It felt really good and tingly and I started moaning. I didn;t care how weird or strange it was anymore, all I knew was that it felt good. When he stopped he told me told me to sit on one of my cushions and spread my butt cheeks apart. I did it and I was wondering how he was going to make me feel tingly good again, I'm liking this game! Then she starts licking my anus. I asked him why he was doing that and he just said it's all part of the game. It felt gross at first but then I got tingly again. Then he told me to lie down on my back and spread my legs. He told me that the reason I have a 2nd vagina hole is so that a penis can go inside. I was a little scared when he said that since his penis looked a lot bigger than my little vagina. He put the big pink part in first and slowly slid it in. It hurt a little at first but then it felt REALLY good. He started sliding it in and out of me, slowly at first but he graduallly went faster and faster. We changed positions a few times, I even got to be on top once. Then while we were trying something called "doggy style" he shot his semen inside my vagina. It was really warm and it felt good dripping out of me. My body was shaking and trembling and my mind felt all floaty. He told me congratulations on having my first "orgasm". Turns out that's why people play this game, to have orgasms. I can see why, they feel really good, it feels like my brain is floating through space. A few minutes later he got a tube of this stuff he called "lube". He rubbed some all over his penis and then he rubbed some on my anus and inside my anus. He said we were going to the final round of the game, it's called "anal". What he did next surprised me, she shoved his penis into my anus. My whole butt tightened up and he said and I quote, "Don;t fight it, invite it". He told me to relax and it wouldn't hurt so much. Eventually he got his entire penis up my butt and like my vagina he started sliding it in and out. I really liked it after a minute or two, it got me REALLY tingly. Then he pulled out a penis made of plastice, he called it a "dildo". He shoved it into my vagina and flicked a switch on it. When he did it started to vibrate and I got SUPER tingly. My mind starts to get hazy at this part, all I remember is the feeling of the dildo vibrating and his penis going in and out of my anus. All I could hear was me moaning louder and louder. Then he shot more semen all inside my butt. It felt just as good dripping out of there as my vagina and I orgasmed a second time. He took his penis and the dildo out and he said we both win because we both felt good. Then he gave me some presents, some dildos, a book titled "Masturbation for Boys and Girls", and a USB stick. He told me these could help me get tingly all by myself. Before he left he made me promise not to tell anyone what happened or that I ever saw him. After he left I read the book and it shows how boys and girls can touch themselves to get the tingly good feeling. The USB had pictures of men and women doing what me and the man did, apparently it's called "pornography" or "porn" for short. After that I gave myself the tingly good feeling every day, multiple times a day and now I like prancing around my ship naked. Thank you mysterious man, wherever you are.
We're borthers and we share a computer. I told our parents that my brother was writing crap like this and now he's in therapy because he's a sick little fuck. Our aunt an uncle won't even let him be alone around our kid cousin, she's 9.
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As no one ever did a SMUG FACE version, I did it.
(Plus some other tweaks)
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My mistake, I though I uploaded them both.
It seems people is hating my edit, calling it garbage and all. Maybe uploading it is not worth it.