Lolburst: IV. WHAT DINOSAURS THINK OF HUMAN WOMEN
If removed from sexual activities, like breeding, dinosaurs might just drive into insanity, killing themselves by hitting any object with their head or damaging their internal organs when trying to find a hole on wall, or just insanity and hypersexuality. These states can also be reached by throwing a dinosaur of human size into barrel full of meth or hormones, which makes them trip into above mentioned hypersexuality, which might just cause same insanity that was also above mentioned, but in another manner: Raping and fucking everything that cannot run faster than they can, AKA COMPLETE SEXUAL DEGENERATES. Velociraptor is a great example. But now, let's see what our researchs have brought:
Fig 1.0: A redhead woman enters an island fullfilled with dinosaurs of human size, such as velociraptors, with an attracting leather suit, only armed with a pistol with 9mm parabellum bullets that are thought to be able to penetrate the vast scaly armor of velociraptor.
Fig 1.1: This woman steps into a DARK, GLOOMY FACILITY, thrived by velociraptors that might have drove themselves into homosexuality.
Fig 1.2: Two velociraptors, that have stayed heterosexual or in colloquial languange, straight, attack this woman called Regina, tearing off her left arm completely, while leaving everything expect down from wrist of right arm. Also, extremely detailed, the right velociraptor tears right breast visible. Figure it out.
Fig 1.3: Along with excruciating pain, Regina is raped by two raptors on same time, until her eyes are out of tears.
Fig 1.4: Amazingly, she survives all this, though having massive emotial damage, and huge hemorrhage caused by left side arm. She rises up with her right arm, and leaves the island.
Fig 1.5: Here we can see the two raptors that raped Regina suffering AIDS, and dying slowly and painfully of it.
Fig 1.6: Regina needs to pay thousands of her dollars to get amputation and medical therapy for her new dignity, which also costs thousands of dollars.
So, what we have learned? Sending a secret raid team redhead with leather suit into facility will cost a 10+ thousand dollar bill and one mental stability, to not forget a wrist and complete arm. It also makes dinosaurs suffer of disease that originally was supposed to be for humans. However, there is a second chance: jews and their money. But there isn't a second chance for dinosaurs, they're already dead, rotting and stinking like rotten cunt in the facility.
Cobra_Commander: It's those stupid americans. They insist on sending redheads in tight suits to every single military operation they have. I should know.
Hmm... maybe I should use this insight into dinosaur sexuality to create a race of libidinous super velociraptors with which I will finally rule the world!
COBRAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Anonymous7: @Lolburst
Because she apparently can transmit STDs, she could become a prostitute, with a slight probablity of getting head sicled off jugular vein, she could very well eliminate much of 65 million year old population.
Crimson-Snow: @Lolburst: Either a troll or severely mentally retarded. Anyway I'm not normally into this sort of thing but there is something about this that is erotic. Perhaps it is the impending doom and the sense of danger and tension. I think it is the raptors they seem erotic for that very reason , basically they are deadly = sexy.
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She'll be fine as long as she has a Resuscitation item, though.
He amuses me.
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If removed from sexual activities, like breeding, dinosaurs might just drive into insanity, killing themselves by hitting any object with their head or damaging their internal organs when trying to find a hole on wall, or just insanity and hypersexuality. These states can also be reached by throwing a dinosaur of human size into barrel full of meth or hormones, which makes them trip into above mentioned hypersexuality, which might just cause same insanity that was also above mentioned, but in another manner: Raping and fucking everything that cannot run faster than they can, AKA COMPLETE SEXUAL DEGENERATES. Velociraptor is a great example. But now, let's see what our researchs have brought:
Fig 1.0: A redhead woman enters an island fullfilled with dinosaurs of human size, such as velociraptors, with an attracting leather suit, only armed with a pistol with 9mm parabellum bullets that are thought to be able to penetrate the vast scaly armor of velociraptor.
Fig 1.1: This woman steps into a DARK, GLOOMY FACILITY, thrived by velociraptors that might have drove themselves into homosexuality.
Fig 1.2: Two velociraptors, that have stayed heterosexual or in colloquial languange, straight, attack this woman called Regina, tearing off her left arm completely, while leaving everything expect down from wrist of right arm. Also, extremely detailed, the right velociraptor tears right breast visible. Figure it out.
Fig 1.3: Along with excruciating pain, Regina is raped by two raptors on same time, until her eyes are out of tears.
Fig 1.4: Amazingly, she survives all this, though having massive emotial damage, and huge hemorrhage caused by left side arm. She rises up with her right arm, and leaves the island.
Fig 1.5: Here we can see the two raptors that raped Regina suffering AIDS, and dying slowly and painfully of it.
Fig 1.6: Regina needs to pay thousands of her dollars to get amputation and medical therapy for her new dignity, which also costs thousands of dollars.
So, what we have learned? Sending a secret raid team redhead with leather suit into facility will cost a 10+ thousand dollar bill and one mental stability, to not forget a wrist and complete arm. It also makes dinosaurs suffer of disease that originally was supposed to be for humans. However, there is a second chance: jews and their money. But there isn't a second chance for dinosaurs, they're already dead, rotting and stinking like rotten cunt in the facility.
Hmm... maybe I should use this insight into dinosaur sexuality to create a race of libidinous super velociraptors with which I will finally rule the world!
COBRAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Because she apparently can transmit STDs, she could become a prostitute, with a slight probablity of getting head sicled off jugular vein, she could very well eliminate much of 65 million year old population.
Even if it was sarcasm.
they need more america
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But anyway nice draw.
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