Anonymous9: I'm in agreement with Stonebrow. I honestly can't think of a reason NOT to bang most/all of these chicks unless they gave me reason to believe I would die for trying.
Anonymous11: Do not let the lulari or the mordreg give you a blow job. *ouch*
but i would do them all but probably not the ettercap or the sprite (as I would kill it)
B4, B5, D4, E1, F5, G3, G5, H1, H2, H3, I3, K3, L2, L4, N2, O1, O2, and O3 are all off limits. No cold cadavers, animated or otherwise; No ferals, and no pug-faces for me, thanks.
Otherwise, everything else is doable, with anything under 5ft, or over 6ft, taking priority.(humanoid or otherwise)
That means:
A3, B2, C1, C5, D2, F4, J1, J3, L3, N1, N3, N4, N5, and P4,
Followed by:
B3, E3, J5, K1, K2, and M3,
Trailed by all of the indeterminate non/partial-humanoids:
A1, E2, G1, G2, G4, I1, I2, L1, and P2.
Anonymous21: Ok, anon 21 - fail. It is interesting to see all these races with sexual glands that we can stare at especially since after playing D&D for so long, I've become quite accustomed to knowing these races...perhaps I should draw my own. After all my favorite creature isn't in here. The Displacer Beast.
Anonymous22: That centaur (E2) looks all fucked up. I guess the artist is terrified that popping a boner over one horsie vagoo might cause him to forget all about women and spend the rest of his days raping Flicka.
But anyway, anon 21 is a damn coward. POKE A MONSTER. GOTTA FUCK 'EM ALL. What part of that don't you get, Mister?
Anonymous23: Nymph, harpy, cat folk, high elf, sphinx, cuar, high elf, gnoll, cat folk, harpy, Lunari adn mordreg, centuar, harpy, cat folk high elf, harpy, lamia, nightwolf, rakshasa, cat folk, rakshasa, high elf, Lunaei and mordreg, harpy, cat folk, rakshasa, werewolf werewolf, werewolf and werewolf again.
The cat folk, harpy, rakshasa, high elf, and werewolf would be my favorates. I'd knock them all up the sphinx too. I bet the harpy's embrace is very soft and warm...
Darkeyes: Myess, myess...It should be stated that I would definitely without a doubt make sweet, hot Monkey-love to all of the girls in this picture, but my favorites are:
Sphynx: A flesh-feline lady with wings. Completely delicious. Love the cat parts.
Imp: Like the Goblin, except with more to her.
Drull: I want to feel and carress her platinum, smooth skin.
Weaver: Very scary, and also carries a lustful sense of wrongness. Very naughty. My total favorite.
Sproutling: The thought of a sentient plant female has always enticed me. Love-blossom ftw.
Moren: Almost scary, cute little Dark Elf lady.
Wraith: Most people would disagree, but I want to screw this cold lady, and imagine her soft, lustful moans and pants from her shy, cute face underneath the cowel, her being a virgin.
Anonymous34: I don't know what it is about the Weaver-- maybe Darkeyes pointed out-- but it's one of the sexiest on there. Gotta say that the succubus is my favorite, though.
Nizzemancer: Sky nymph...seriously, is that a mouth on it's tail? I'd take a blowjob from that thing, it can suck my cock and my balls at the same time, I'd fuck any of these If they didn't kill or maim me
Anonymous42: i knew i was a horny dork but now i see how much of a greedy bastard i am because after i see all of them which i love them all. Some more then others and some in diifferent ways or positions . . . (wipes away his drool) . . . but um where was i . . . oh right because i want more. not one of them has three or more boobs or a second pussy come on!!!!
Anonymous44: Hey you guys should check out the rest of my stuff at deviantart.com This is only a small fraction. I never give permission to these janky sorry ass thieving sights but at least this one gave me credit so I'm not so upset to see it here. The names Isaac Horn. I'm on Elfwood as well.
User00: That Siren looks REALLY interested in that Mermaid, not that I can blame her. They all look great! The Luren and Moren look like they would be bitches, but that dosen't mean they aren't hot. I would fuck any of them if I was 100% I wouldn't be killed by them. Especially the Ettercup, Black Widows kinda have a reputation for that thing.
Anonymous48: Lvl9Drow drew this, that's me, I'm from Deviant art. Google Isaac Horn or Chop Shop Comics. I made these as separate pics and they didn't have the numbers on them at all. Pleas check out My gallery on Deviantart.com it's better quality and more legit. They don't even give me credit here.
Anonymous61: I WOULD FUCK THEM ALL hopeing that at least the one with sharp claws wear glove because in the morning i don't want to see 1 inch deep claw marks all over my back. 1 INCH CLAW MARKS ARE A NO NO FOR DIEGO!!! :) stay safe have protection ................ against crazy bitches.
Anonymous65: This has neatly encapsulated every fetish that has ever and will ever exist. I salute you.
My favorite is the Wraith. I don't care if she is dead, immaterial, and capable of draining the life of all she touches, she is damn hot and I would tap that.
Anonymous67: 1: Anon 41- A lamia can take many forms, as it is actually a swarm of magical scarabs. They prefer the snake form for it's speed and maneuverability, a human form for seduction, and a part-lion form for heavy combat.
2: Am I the only one looking at the seraph?
Anonymous81: Erm...I'll err on the side of caution and just go with the gnome.
She would be the least likely to betray me (and yes, I include humans to be a high-risk factor in this regard) or outright kill me, be it on purpose (obvious which ones would do that) or by accident (spores from the sproutling, for example).
Sure, a gnome's gadgets are dangerous but I'd say 'no toys allowed'. =P
Anonymous82: then you never heard about cloning spells?
or contingency/true resurrection,anyone?
I say it´s worth it, and since I always end up being the DM...you guess...
Anonymous83: Did anyone else notice that the medusa and naga are looking at the mermaid and siren all shocked but the salamander has a big smile on her face.
Anonymous88: Quite a few of these i'd rather have suck my cock that banging them because for some, its just wrong. The centaur for instance, *real* ones have hair all over their hors body, imagin doing that ass. She would be more of a cocksucker.
Anonymous95: @Anon90: I think group F would most likely win, depending on how their powers work, at least. The Djinni at least looks like she can grant wishes, so one of her teammates could wish for the death of the opposing teams, or maybe wish for infinite wishes before wishing the death of the opposing teams.
Maybe the Janni can grant wishes, too. If the wishes had to be done in combat, and someone has to make wishes for the Djinni/Janni to grant them, the Hob Goblin could ask the Djinni or Janni for the wish, while the Leprechaun asks the other. While the wishes are being asked for, the Efretti could defend against opposing team members, and she'd probably do decently/well holding off the members of opposing teams except for the Salamander, who probably wouldn't take much or even any damage from Erfetti's flames.
It really depends on so many things for which group would win, though. Group P could all be magic users and take out group F before they could even make a wish, for example.
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which one who'd you think will win?
I'd hit them all like the cock of a horny god...
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but i would do them all but probably not the ettercap or the sprite (as I would kill it)
B4, B5, D4, E1, F5, G3, G5, H1, H2, H3, I3, K3, L2, L4, N2, O1, O2, and O3 are all off limits. No cold cadavers, animated or otherwise; No ferals, and no pug-faces for me, thanks.
Otherwise, everything else is doable, with anything under 5ft, or over 6ft, taking priority.(humanoid or otherwise)
That means:
A3, B2, C1, C5, D2, F4, J1, J3, L3, N1, N3, N4, N5, and P4,
Followed by:
B3, E3, J5, K1, K2, and M3,
Trailed by all of the indeterminate non/partial-humanoids:
A1, E2, G1, G2, G4, I1, I2, L1, and P2.
But anyway, anon 21 is a damn coward. POKE A MONSTER. GOTTA FUCK 'EM ALL. What part of that don't you get, Mister?
The cat folk, harpy, rakshasa, high elf, and werewolf would be my favorates. I'd knock them all up the sphinx too. I bet the harpy's embrace is very soft and warm...
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Sphynx: A flesh-feline lady with wings. Completely delicious. Love the cat parts.
Imp: Like the Goblin, except with more to her.
Drull: I want to feel and carress her platinum, smooth skin.
Weaver: Very scary, and also carries a lustful sense of wrongness. Very naughty. My total favorite.
Sproutling: The thought of a sentient plant female has always enticed me. Love-blossom ftw.
Moren: Almost scary, cute little Dark Elf lady.
Wraith: Most people would disagree, but I want to screw this cold lady, and imagine her soft, lustful moans and pants from her shy, cute face underneath the cowel, her being a virgin.
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Must be pre-3rd edition
and I would fuck all of them.
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I dont want to be right
:3
UGH I'm going outside...
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And I have to say that this series has brought me no end of amusement at all the nerd-fights that have broken out over it. Highly entertaining, lads.
main char was salamander travelling round getting laid with all the women shown here.
That being said, this has renewed my interest in mythology.
My favorite is the Wraith. I don't care if she is dead, immaterial, and capable of draining the life of all she touches, she is damn hot and I would tap that.
2: Am I the only one looking at the seraph?
*P*7*
(I swear to [insert Deity], if I get another ball that says "Hey! Listen!"...)
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A3, B3, B5, C1, D3, E1, E2, E3, F3, F4, H1, H2, K3, L4, O2, O3, O4, P3, P6. No objection
All others, meh to no.
She would be the least likely to betray me (and yes, I include humans to be a high-risk factor in this regard) or outright kill me, be it on purpose (obvious which ones would do that) or by accident (spores from the sproutling, for example).
Sure, a gnome's gadgets are dangerous but I'd say 'no toys allowed'. =P
or contingency/true resurrection,anyone?
I say it´s worth it, and since I always end up being the DM...you guess...
I would fuck every single one of them!
_NolifeSeX_
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Maybe the Janni can grant wishes, too. If the wishes had to be done in combat, and someone has to make wishes for the Djinni/Janni to grant them, the Hob Goblin could ask the Djinni or Janni for the wish, while the Leprechaun asks the other. While the wishes are being asked for, the Efretti could defend against opposing team members, and she'd probably do decently/well holding off the members of opposing teams except for the Salamander, who probably wouldn't take much or even any damage from Erfetti's flames.
It really depends on so many things for which group would win, though. Group P could all be magic users and take out group F before they could even make a wish, for example.
Yes, yes, "long post much", I'm a nerd, etc.
Great, I want it a lot – A2, B1, B2, C1, C3, C4, C5, D3, F1, F2, G5, I2, J2, K2, M3, N12345, O1, P1
Nice, I will bang – A1, B4, D1, E3, G4, H1, J1, J4, M2, P3, P4, P6
Maybe I will bang, maybe I will not – A3, E2, G3, I1, K1, L4, P2
Never, completely off limits – B5, D4, E1, F5, G2, H3, I3, J5, K3, L1, L2, P7